
Now let me say that there are both benign and malignant cults. For example, a benign cult may be one that believes women should not be naked but rather covered up - with Budweiser bottle caps.

To help my readers who want to choose a different religion than the one they were born into, here is a flowchart to help you decide:

I do not want a Muslim Pharmacist denying my prescription because it contains alcohol - that is none of his business. If he has a medical reason not to give me my medicine then fine.

In a speech to the Australian Senate on 17 Nov 2009, Nicholas Xenophon labeled the Church of Scientology as a criminal organization, making allegations of members experiencing blackmail, torture and violence, forced imprisonment, and coerced abortions.

A doctor on his morning walk noticed an old woman sitting on her front step smoking a cigar. Deep wrinkles furrowed her forehead, her face leathery from years of sun. He walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

Hopefully a successful trial will encourage France to ban that other fake cult, Islam, as well, which we all know is a political movement no different than Nazism and with the same two goals: world domination under one Fuhrer Caliph and the utter and complete destruction of the Jews.

I never agree with Scientology, but they got it right in the photo above: the ad does not say get smarter and get a better job - rather get a higher IQ which will result in a better job, more energy, etc.

there will come a time when the western world will be forced to invade one Muslim country after another and make it illegal to practise Islam. The question becomes what will 1.5 billion former Muslims believe in when the practice of Islam is outlawed? My suggestion is the Raelian Religion.

Muslim cab drivers that violate the law by refusing to pick up blind fares that have guide dogs for reasons of religious conscience should not be in the taxi business. Similarly Jehovah's Witnesses should not open a hospital.