Posted on September 30, 2009 08:40 PM

I think I discovered why health care costs have been rising in this country over the past few decades: men have become sicker (and thus require more medical facilities) because we have made it almost impossible to flirt with women. What does flirting have to do with good health, you ask?
Posted on November 24, 2008 07:45 PM

It was the spring of 1955, and the shrill squeak of chalk scratching into slate sent shivers through the tiny bodies of the third grade class. Some of the students who had not been paying attention now gazed up and saw me up at the blackboard drawing a stick figure of a naked woman. I was ten years old.
Posted on December 26, 2006 04:08 PM
Let me tell you who is the sexual pervert in this case: the teacher's aide. Unless the child slipped his face between her naked b**bs and did a motorboat and then slapped her face with his p*nis a few times - it is not sexual harassment. This is a four year old doing what all four year olds like to do: hug and show affection.
Posted on May 14, 2006 02:24 PM
When I went to grammar school [1950 - 1959 yes 10 years] kids were allowed to draw boobs or stick figures with penises on the blackboard. It is what children do. Now it will lead to suspensions if not expulsions and psychotherapy sessions.