I know where Osama Bin Laden is hiding
I did a very bad thing: I broke into the NY Times offices and stole some of their subscription lists. I think the Times will understand that, in the end, I did nothing wrong, for after all, it is in the public interest to know what I found out.
I few months back I criticized the craven appeasement of the New York Times to Muslim sensibilities by not re-publishing the Danish Cartoons. Then time and time again the paper of record printed items that seemed only to be of public interest to our enemies and refused to print anything positive about this country or our President. I almost expected any day to see the paper printed in the format above.
When I got a hold of their subscription list I realized why they were being so nice to Muslims: Muslims are the main readers of the New York Times!
That's right. And not only that, I came across an interesting name in that list and I am here publishing it for our CIA or whomever to go to that address and pick up America's most wanted man: (you can ignore the other names, they are probably just innocent Muslims, although that may in fact be an oxymoron.
Osama bin Laden, 22 Goatfuk Lane – cave 19, Lawhore, Pakistan
Ministry of Information, Nasseriya St. Riyadh, Saudia Arabia, 11161
Al-Walid bin Talal bin Abd al-Aziz Al Saud, Airport Rd. Riyadh Saudi Arabia, 11195
Salman bin Abd al-Aziz bin Abd al-Rahman, Tent 374-66, Desert Springs, Yemen
Jarraf bin Hoptuit al-Shatoof Achbar bin Zayen Abd al-Mahashoof Al Wahud (Jerry), Booth 3, Bakar-al-Mehta Bazaar, Istanbul, Turkey
Kol wahad ohabt Yam Sabbat, Bangladesh Prison for Christians and the Criminally Insane, stall 23457, Dhaka, Bangladesh
UPDATE:
Someone just sent me an email that said by publishing his name and address in the blogosphere for all to read, I may have alerted Osama bin Laden that he was no longer safe at that address. Oh Crap! I can't believe I pulled a New York Times on myself.
Update II:
The CIA unit I'm looking for closed:
Captain's Quarters, Bin Laden Unit Closes At CIA
Reflecting a different approach to the war on terror, the CIA has closed its Alec Station unit that dedicated itself to the capture of Osama bin Laden, the New York Times reports today. The unit had focused entirely on Osama for over a decade, long before the 9/11 attacks and even the al-Qaeda chief's infamous fatwa against the United States:
The Central Intelligence Agency has closed a unit that for a decade had the mission of hunting Osama bin Laden and his top lieutenants, intelligence officials confirmed Monday.
The unit, known as Alec Station, was disbanded late last year and its analysts reassigned within the C.I.A. Counterterrorist Center, the officials said.
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A tip of the turban 
to123beta for letting us know about Jihadist Website Buster Internet Haganah - This is not the New York Times, Excerpt:
We live in a time of war, and yet here in the USA there is no censorship. We are perfectly free to publish our report, garner a few splashy headlines, and the consequences be damned.But this is not the New York Times.
We are on a mission. A mission to help make bad things happen to bad people in order to prevent bad things from happening to good people.
And if that means y'all have to wait for the rest of the story, well, that's what that means.
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