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computer virusHere are Thirteen Viruses for your computer to avoid:


1
The Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

2
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

3
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive; with NO memory

4
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting

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5
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

6
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

7
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

8
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after one byte

9
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB

10
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted or your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC

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11
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care

12
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

13
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Turns your hard disk into a 3.5-inch floppy .... then discards it through Windows.


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Comments from Old Comment System
  • Hahaha, great list!!! I'm glad my pc is protected against viruses. I just hope my virusfighter knows these 13... ;-) My TT is about online book/Cd/DVD stores.
  • Comment by: Tink on August 31, 2006 02:38 AM

  • I so hope I never get any of these! Especially #6, that would be so tragic! LOL Wonderful list. Thanks for stopping by. Happy Thursday!
  • Comment by: SunshineBlues on August 31, 2006 06:36 AM

  • hahahh Who thinks these things up? A much more clever mind than I have, that's for sure. Good list - thanks for the giggle! OH! and thanks for stopping by Snarkypants, too! Have a good day.
  • Comment by: Lisa on August 31, 2006 07:29 AM

  • That was a funny list! I never knew so many political and not so political viruses were out there! Hehe. Thanks for the laughs this morning.
  • Comment by: Margie on August 31, 2006 07:48 AM

  • LOLOL Funny stuff. I have seen this around the internet before but it's still funny today! Thanks for sharing and THANKS for linking me!!!
  • Comment by: c.a. Marks on August 31, 2006 08:12 AM

  • Great list, hee hee. Hope you are having a wonderful day - our TT is up and we're also hosting the Carnival of the Vanities this week if you haven't visited it already ;).
  • Comment by: MamaDuck on August 31, 2006 09:27 AM

  • That was hillarious!
  • Comment by: The Schooligan on August 31, 2006 09:43 AM

  • Cool list... I like the Honor system virus- It asks you to please delete all your files after you receive it.
  • Comment by: guppyman on August 31, 2006 10:07 AM

  • Too funny. I'll be on the look out! Thanks for stopping by my 13!
  • Comment by: Lisa on August 31, 2006 10:58 AM

  • Thanks for giving me a laugh with this list.
  • Comment by: Cass on August 31, 2006 11:20 AM

  • ROFL!!! OH MY WORD! Too funny. Thanks for the laugh!!!
  • Comment by: Faith on August 31, 2006 12:19 PM

  • OMG, this totally cracked me up! Happy TT!
  • Comment by: LaDonna on August 31, 2006 02:15 PM

  • These are hilarious!! Thanks for the list. My TT is up.
  • Comment by: Barb on August 31, 2006 04:35 PM

  • ROTFL - this is too funny! Absolutely great list - and thanks for stopping by my TT - hope to see you there again next week as well ;)
  • Comment by: LuluBunny on August 31, 2006 08:07 PM

  • How did you come up with this stuff? Very creative and funny! Thanks for stopping by!
  • Comment by: EmilyRoseJewel on August 31, 2006 09:31 PM

  • EmilyRoseJewel, The Internet is a river and I am merely a fisherman. My only talent is in displaying and rearranging my catch.
  • Comment by: bernie on August 31, 2006 10:58 PM





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