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Most people hold erroneous concepts in their head because of poor education. Schools do not teach the essentials that one needs to live in a modern world. I'm not talking about math or grammar, schools do not teach those either; I'm talking about how to handle cleaning fluids, how to boil eggs, how to use an escalator, etc.

Certainly parents do not teach these essentials either. It goes without saying that there are million of liberals in America and consequently there are millions of idiots who have no clue about modern civilization. Sometimes you will hear a leftist saying stupid things like tax breaks only benefit rich people. Here's a newsflash: Poor people cannot receive income tax breaks because they DO NOT PAY INCOME TAXES you morons.

But today I want to talk about the proper type of soap to buy.

Soap needs to do only 2 simple things:


  1. break the surface tension of water so that it wets the skin. For this it needs surfactants.

  2. wrap itself around dirt, oil, and germs. For this it needs fatty acids.

Without getting deep into the chemistry of soap, there is no purpose for perfume or scents other than to introduce an odor to mask your natural smell. So buy plain, plain, plain soap such as Ivory and if you have to stink up the room, spray some dog pee on yourself.

oreck air cleanerSpeaking of stinking up a room, want the air to be fresh and clean? Then get an Oreck Air Cleaner. It filters dust, dust mites, lint, pollen, pet dander, bacteria, mold, carpet fibers, tobacco and cooking smoke without shoving chemicals into your nose or lungs.

bahama breezeAccording to the EPA you unknowingly inhale two teaspoons of dirt each day. Air fresheners such as Bahama Breeze by Ball certainly do not 'freshen' anything. They just add another layer of chemical smells into your home.

Oust Air Sanitizer does attach itself to bacteria but that means it also attaches to some good bacteria on your body. It kills bacteria with chemical action, chemicals which you breathe in; so as I said, get the Oreck Air Cleaner.

oust air sanitizer

And please, don't use candles to try to freshen the air. I've already reported that There is nothing more insidious than candles and that Glade Scented Candles Kill Pet Birds!

And for God's sake stop putting fabric softener in your laundry. It's no wonder so many young people walk around with skin problems.

Disclaimer: I do not own stock in any of these companies nor have I been paid to mention these products. I offer this as a public service in an effort to stop people from spending thirty bucks on a bar of perfumed soap and to ask the public not to stink up my walking space with polluting, stinkorous odors. There is nothing more wonderful than the smell of the natural human body. If you need to have some foreign smell on your skin at least keep it natural - have flowers in your kitchen when you eat breakfast and you will carry some of that fragrance on your person. Perfume is not a natural scent. Perhaps there is a reason you have that rash on your neck or under your arms or wherever.

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  • I hope you can set some of those stinkorous socialist maroons straight with this highly informative exposition of the perils of perfume...
  • Comment by: D. Ox on October 5, 2006 10:14 AM

  • Primus: "I'm talking about how to handle cleaning fluids, how to boil eggs, how to use an escalator, etc." If parents don't teach such things, why load the schools down with them? Kids whose parents don't teach them such things have parents who believe in NOT having grandchildren. Just a lil evolution in action. The soap thing and the rest? Well, all I have to add is that if scented candles kill pet birds, I know some folks I need to give some scented candles to, cos their parrot drives me nuts when I call 'em (OK, it's a short putt, cos the folks with the parrot are my 80+-year-old parents... ) Maybe I can get 'em to teach the parrot to say, "Polly wanna candle" or some such. Birdbrain.
  • Comment by: David on October 5, 2006 12:51 PM

  • Folks, don't listen to him! Plain soap is boring! Dull! Yucky! What you want is beautifully poured, sinfully scented, luxury soap. Bernie, I will not turn your excellent blog into a chance to hawk my micro-business -- but really! I could not let this one pass. If God had intended bath-time to be boring, He'd have never allowed us to develop fragrance ... and colors ... or plastics for molds!
  • Comment by: FrauBudgie on October 6, 2006 11:36 AM

  • Fraubudgie, Is it $30.00 a bar? Because for 30 bucks I can get a 45 minute message in Chinatown; a nice soothing, relaxing, non-boring message. Then when I get home and soak in the tub my body is in heaven. But I understand your idea. The idea is not to clean but to luxuriate. I still would buy some lavendar petals or other flower parts from a florist's cull and soak with petals covering me. No artificial smells. I used to work with articial fragrances when I worked for Baker Castor Oil back in 1963. I cannot enjoy fake smells.
  • Comment by: bernie on October 6, 2006 10:41 PM



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