By Bernie on 23 Dec 2006
I was tagged by Butch from 123beta Blog to list 3 things I want and do not want for Christmas. Yeah, thanks Butch. Yesterday I was also tagged for Six Weird Things About Me, which after my wife read them, she asked how come I didn't list the really weird things about me.
Before I follow through on the Christmas meme, I must mention that to most normal people the Christmas babe is the infant Jesus in the manger. But when I visited the website Wallpaperstock.net I thought to myself, now that's a Christmas Babe! Being the generous person that I am I found some more Christmas Babes to share with my readers.
So if you're not at the office click on the photo above for the full NSFW view. While you are here let me entertain you with a few more (again, click on any image for the full NSFW view):
To see my entire gallery of Christmas babes click here.
Find the Differences Game on the Christmas Babe
Now here are the 3 things I want for Christmas:
High Definition Projector for our TV room. One that does 1080P. The one I bought 4 years ago does only up to 720P. Since my sons and their wives, and my nephew and his girlfriend live in my home, everyone gets to benefit from my present. ~ 10 grand.
IBM BlueGene/L super-computer - there's one at the Department of Energy's Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory (which I visited twice) , has a Linpack performance of 280.6 teraflop/s (trillions of calculations per second). I know what you are thinking, "Why ask for something ridiculous?" Actually, all I have to do is wait 10 years and home computers will be sporting this horsepower. I just would like to have it now.
I know some of my fellow bloggers have wished for world peace, but sometimes you have to wish for practical things. I'm not saying we can't have world peace, but it will probably come about a lot sooner if we wish for things that would make world peace possible. So here is my wish: "I wish liberals would love their country." If they did that, then together we could destroy Islamic Terror and in turn bring world peace.
3 things I do not want for Christmas:
Discounts on male enhancement drugs whose names will make this post get caught in most spam filters. Just looking at Christmas Babes solves any "enhancement" problems I may have.
6 million dollars deposited in my bank from Dr. Jubutu MBagwe and his Nigerian bank. You cannot cheat an honest man and if people just remained honest they wouldn't get taken by this scam.
Well-intentioned, help-Africa, save-the-trees, liberal idiots moving into my block. We have nice, hard-working immigrant families and decent Americans living here now and I would like to keep it that way.
Here are the rules for this meme:
The player must list 3 things that he would love to get for Christmas; then 3 things not wanted for Christmas. Then the player tags 5 friends and list their names. The one tagged needs to write on their blogs about their Christmas wishes then tag 5 more people and list the rules on their blog. When you tag someone you leave a comment that says "you've been Christmas tagged!" and tell them to read your blog.
Here are my
5 2 tags (three bloggers no longer active):
Texas Fred has an unusual Christmas Babe:
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