My Birthday 63


By Bernie on 14 Mar 2008




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Last week was my birthday; I told my wife and kids not to use 63 candles since I cannot afford to have them wax poetic over my birthday. A single candle would do; more than that however, would require me to use up most of my lung capacity. But they didn't listen.


After we doused the flames and painted the ceiling white again, I began to reminisce about my first birthday party. I was 6 years old (that's right, no parties from 1 to 5) and we were living on Riverside Drive in New York City. The year was 1951.

I remember:


  • My mother using a sprinkle bottle when ironing my shirts.

  • I had a pair of steel roller skates with keys to tighten the clamp around your shoes.

  • My mother wore white gloves when she went out.

  • There was a street vendor on Broadway that would charge you 25 cents to take a picture of you sitting on his pony.

  • Most candy was a penny or a nickel.

  • A glass of coke was 5 cents.

  • Glass Bottles of Coke were sold in coolers filled with ice water.
  • Coke had real sugar.
  • Playing with Marbles was fun.
  • Spinning a top could keep you occupied for hours.
  • Erector Sets.
  • It was legal for kids to buy chemistry sets filled with stuff that could kill or maim.
  • You could play with toy guns without raising an eyebrow.
  • jacks
  • A home entertainment system was a handful of Jacks.
  • Coonskin Caps.
  • Women wore girdles, garters, and slips under dresses.
  • If someone said Kotex or Trojan in the classroom, all the kids guffawed.
  • If you said F*K in public, an adult would scold you.
  • If you talked loudly during a movie an usher would throw you out.
  • You actually walked to school alone and came home for lunch by yourself (yes even at age 6!).
  • You adjusted the TV with metal rabbit ears and by standing in funny positions.
  • There were 5 TV stations and most stopped broadcasting by midnight except for the Late Late Show.
  • Bowling Alleys had human pinsetters who worked for 10 cents a game.
  • Shoe Shines cost a dime.
  • Saturday Afternoons in Movie Theaters cost 25 cents.
  • Hot Dogs were a dime.
  • Chewing on Turkish Taffy at the movies would sometimes pull out your silver fillings.
  • If you missed an episode of the Honeymooners there was no way to see it again.
  • I won 6 baby chicks at Easter Time at a drawing in the movie theater.
  • People died from a mysterious illness they called 'C' which eventually I found out was cancer.
  • There was only white bread, rye and pumpernickel.
  • toastmaster
  • Toasters worked forever and if they did break you would get them fixed.
  • Toasters only had one setting: ON or not.
  • Toasters had serial numbers.
  • There was no news on TV. Everyone read the newspaper.
  • Parakeets cost 69 cents.
  • You could buy turtles at the pet shop.
  • No one bought dogs from a kennel, you just picked one off the street.
  • There were unleashed, unlicensed, un-owned dogs roaming the streets.
  • It was very easy to step in dog poop.
  • There were 5 cereal choices at the grocery store.
  • You hung your laundry on a clothes line to dry.
  • Porn was black and white photos if you were lucky enough to find them. Only the adults had film.
  • Kids shared the same spoon when eating from a big container of ice cream in school.
  • We swam naked at the YMCA.
  • You did not know one single person who smoked marijuana. And if you did, you would run away from him.
  • You took a picture by holding the camera by your stomach. If anyone moved even slightly the photo was ruined.
  • doctor smoking
  • Cigarettes were 25 cents a pack.
  • Our family doctor smoked while examining me.
  • No one cared if you climbed trees.
  • You played in the streets with cars going by.
  • You could play games with a broom handle and a rubber ball. You did not need a $500 console.
  • Most problems in school were with kids talking or chewing gum. Drugs or violence were not even on the radar.
  • An eggman delivered our eggs.
  • No one had credit cards.
  • People went door to door to sell you things.
  • Phone numbers began with letters such as FEderal 9-xxxx.
  • If it said "Made in Japan" it was junk.
  • Buses were a nickel and you could pay in pennies.
  • People picked up pennies in the street.
  • All the dimes and quarters in your pocket were 90% silver.
  • You could go to the bank and ask for silver dollars.
  • If you got to the airport 10 minutes before the flight took off you still had time to get on with no one checking you for anything.
  • Dentists, doctors and assistants stayed in the room when they X-Rayed you.
  • Anything that sliced was called "Magic", as in Magic Tomato Slicer".
  • Everything else was called blah-blah-O-MATIC, the Juice-o-matic, the ice-o-matic, the veg-o-matic.
  • People smoked in the movies, circus, ballgames, stores, offices, hospital rooms, police stations, and in schools.
  • lead toys
  • Toy cowboys and Indians were made of painted Lead.
  • It cost 3 cents to mail a letter. Postcards were a penny.
  • Gasoline was less than 19 cents a gallon.
  • Some steering wheels had knobs to help you turn the wheel with one hand.
  • Dodgeball was fun and no one died.
  • People delivered blocks of ice to your house.

Now let me add a bit of perspective. I mentioned that gasoline cost less than 19 cents per gallon. In terms of modern purchasing power that comes out to more than $6.00 ($1.50 adjusted for inflation and $4.50 adjusted for buying power). So in a certain regard, gasoline is actually cheap, which is why 3 buck a gallon gas has not had any appreciable affect on inflation. See Gasoline Prices in Perspective Cato Institute.





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