The Correct Way to Eat Cereal



In all things in life there is a correct way to do something and then there's the way your parents taught you. Since schools also do not bother to teach the essentials of life, I have no doubt most people do not know the Correct way to Cook a Perfect Hard-boiled Egg or what soap is best to use.

Yes, there is a correct way to eat cereal. I'm sure I will not be able to convince you to buy the best cereal: those with the fewest ingredients. I like to buy shredded wheat simply because the single only ingredient is wheat. If you have to buy something with two or more ingredients try to keep those ingredients down to names with one or two syllables. Ingredients with names of six or more syllables cannot be natural products and I have no doubt that if ingested over time will lead to physical illness or even mental illness such as Liberalism.

It's best to add your own natural ingredients, sliced banana, raisins, dried cranberries, almond chips, strawberries, blueberries, pine nuts.

The biggest problem with cereal is that it gets soggy too quickly. So here's the solution and the correct way to eat cereal, it's quite simple: Pour the milk into a large glass and add milk to the bowl as you are consuming the cereal. Eat a few tablespoonsful and when needed, add some more milk. Of course, I only use skim-milk. If you really need all the fat, then add a dollop of butter to your cereal. I find that being an Eastern-European Jew, I am lactose intolerant, but only if I drink milk every day, so I keep my milk consumption down to once every week or two.

Sometimes if I want it really crisp, I scoop up a dry spoonful of cereal and dunk it lightly into the glass of milk. You can experiment with the process.

So stop marinating your cereal; that's for hot cereals.


For some people simply getting ready to eat cereal is a chore:

The Inmates Run the Asylum Blog, Now with step by step instructions

How to fix a bowl of cereal in my house:

-Get bowl from the cabinet and set it on counter.
-Open lazy susan and get box of cereal.
-Get cat's head out of bowl.
-Pour cereal into bowl.
-Get cat out of lazy susan.
-Put away cereal.
-Go the fridge.
-Trip over cat.
-Get milk.
-Get cat's head out of bowl.
-Pour milk.
-Get cat out of fridge.
-Put milk away.
-Eat cereal while a cat stares you down because she wants the cereal milk.
-Give cat cereal milk.



Related:

Financial Times, Can cereals reduce high cholesterol?

We have come a long way since the humble bowl of Corn Flakes. Kellogg’s signature cereal was famous for being best enjoyed with “ice cold” milk. Its latest cereal product, Optivita, is being sold along far more complicated lines. Current television advertisements for Optivita proudly proclaim that the cereal has been approved by Heart UK, “the cholesterol charity”. The idea is that by choosing Optivita (an amalgamation of “optimal” and “vitality”) you are going to do good things to your cholesterol, so eat on.
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Heart UK says there is evidence that Optivita can lower cholesterol. Indeed there is. It is in the public domain and relates to a generic statement the now-defunct Joint Health Claims Initiative made on the effect of oats on cholesterol – all oats, that is, not just those contained in Optivita. What’s more, the studies cited were mostly small-scale and conducted over short periods of time – weeks rather than years. This is important, as cholesterol needs to be lowered in the long term for significant benefit. The cholesterol reduction in these studies was often modest, and sometimes negligible.




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