The Secret of The Secret from Planck's Constant

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At first I was going to file the self-help book The Secret under the category Hoaxes but then I read the following book review on Amazon and realized that for some people the book could be invaluable.

Amazon Book Review, Ari Brouillette,
The Secret saved my life!
Please allow me to share with you how "The Secret" changed my life and in a very real and substantive way allowed me to overcome a severe crisis in my personal life. It is well known that the premise of "The Secret" is the science of attracting the things in life that you desire and need and in removing from your life those things that you don't want. Before finding this book, I knew nothing of these principles, the process of positive visualization, and had actually engaged in reckless behaviors to the point of endangering my own life and wellbeing.

At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for destruction of government property and public intoxication. This was stiff punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox but as the judge pointed out, this was my third conviction for the exact same crime. I obviously had an alcohol problem and a deep and intense disrespect for the postal system, but even more importantly I was ignoring the very fabric of our metaphysical reality and inviting destructive influences into my life.

My fourth day in prison was the first day that I was allowed in general population and while in the recreation yard I was approached by a prisoner named Marcus who calmly informed me that as a new prisoner I had been purchased by him for three packs of Winston cigarettes and 8 ounces of Pruno (prison wine). Marcus elaborated further that I could expect to be raped by him on a daily basis and that I had pretty eyes.

Needless to say, I was deeply shocked that my life had sunk to this level. Although I've never been homophobic I was discovering that I was very rape phobic and dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15. I returned to my cell and sat very quietly, searching myself for answers on how I could improve my life and distance myself from harmful outside influences. At that point, in what I consider to be a miraculous moment, my cell mate Jim Norton informed me that he knew about the Marcus situation and that he had something that could solve my problems. He handed me a copy of "The Secret". Normally I wouldn't have turned to a self help book to resolve such a severe and immediate threat but I literally didn't have any other available alternatives. I immediately opened the book and began to read.

The first few chapters deal with the essence of something called the "Law of Attraction" in which a primal universal force is available to us and can be harnessed for the betterment of our lives. The theoretical nature of the first few chapters wasn't exactly putting me at peace. In fact, I had never meditated and had great difficulty with closing out the chaotic noises of the prison and visualizing the positive changes that I so dearly needed. It was when I reached Chapter 6 "The Secret to Relationships" that I realized how this book could help me distance myself from Marcus and his negative intentions. Starting with chapter six there was a cavity carved into the book and in that cavity was a prison shiv. This particular shiv was a toothbrush with a handle that had been repeatedly melted and ground into a razor sharp point.

The next day in the exercise yard I carried "The Secret" with me and when Marcus approached me I opened the book and stabbed him in the neck. The next eight weeks in solitary confinement provided ample time to practice positive visualization and the 16 hours per day of absolute darkness made visualization about the only thing that I actually could do. I'm not sure that everybody's life will be changed in such a dramatic way by this book but I'm very thankful to have found it and will continue to recommend it heartily.

Here's the promo from their YouTube video:

A Secret Scrolls message from Rhonda Byrne, Executive Producer of The Secret.

Abundance and riches on all subjects - including health, happiness and wealth - are your rightful heritage!

To claim your wealth using The Secret, The Secret Team has created a powerful visualization tool to help you attract riches into your life.

The idea is that you can attract the things in life that you most desire through the process of positive visualization; so let me tell you how that worked out for me: I visualized a world without Muslims, without hate, without war, without public hangings of homosexuals, without stoning of adulterous women, without torn and bleeding vaginae, without young girls of 6 forced to marry decrepit old pedophiles, without beheadings of Christian schoolgirls, without churches burned to the ground, without nuns raped, without white slavery, without... well, you get the idea. I visualized this for days and days, but nothing happened. I looked around and the world had even more Muslims than before. Fecundity, thy name is Muslim.

Then I read this:

Masteroftheuniverse’s Weblog, 10 Jan 2009, The Secret
I have some friends who actually believe in the law of attraction sold by the purveyors of that brand of snake oil known as "The Secret." I read the book at the suggestion of a friend who told me that it would change my life. Their formula for success is a bunch of new age non-scientific mumbo-jumbo that cannot be proven or quantified.
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As for me, I subscribe to the old fashioned way of making money. Hard work with a willingness to accept risk, combined with thrift, money management and a general sagacious nature seem to work best. There is no such thing as a genie.

The writer is most correct; visualization is not the answer. Hard work is the answer, and so I continue to blog about the threat of Islam and hope that in my small way, my warning voice will be heard by others, and in time, with enough help from those who listen, we can stop the importation of our own doom and begin the process of removing this terrible festering disease called Islam from western civilization. Let them war among themselves as they have done for 1400 years. That's the real secret to peace and joy in the world.

Disclaimer: There is no contradiction between my visualization of a world without hate and a world without Muslims. I believe that most moral people want to live in a world without Nazis; this does not make them hateful people. Similarly, there is nothing wrong with fearing a worldwide Caliphate. I personally do not and cannot hate someone I have never met and so I do not hate Muslims I have never met. I do fear them however. For the same reasons I do not hate bears yet I am a card-carrying bearophobe (1).

I will admit I have a passionate loathing for their faux religion (Islam) and their military handbuch (the Quran) (2). Liberal idiots have no problem denouncing Mein Kampf as a hate-filled, world dominating, anti-Semitic piece of garbage. If they actually read the Quran they would denounce it as well and for the same reasons, provided you did not let on that it's an Islamic text.