The London Sun reported that Tiger Woods has reached a record divorce settlement with Elin Nordegren. Woods will pay his former wife between $750 million and $833 million. This comes out to more than $14,000 per hour, every hour, every day since they got married on 5 Oct 2004.

In my article Spitzer Should Have Used Japanese Sex Dolls, I pointed out that New York's former governor could have saved a thousand dollars an hour if he engaged in sex with silicone dolls instead of the real thing.

But looking at the divorce settlement, Tiger Woods could have saved $525 million if only he had employed hookers for a thousand bucks an hour, 24 hours a day.