Tiger Woods Read the Wrong Fairy Tales
The London Sun reported that Tiger Woods has reached a record divorce settlement with Elin Nordegren. Woods will pay his former wife between $750 million and $833 million. This comes out to more than $14,000 per hour, every hour, every day since they got married on 5 Oct 2004.
In my article Spitzer Should Have Used Japanese Sex Dolls, I pointed out that New York's former governor could have saved a thousand dollars an hour if he engaged in sex with silicone dolls instead of the real thing.
But looking at the divorce settlement, Tiger Woods could have saved $525 million if only he had employed hookers for a thousand bucks an hour, 24 hours a day.
This is all the fault of Walt Disney and his fairy tales. If Tiger's father had only read the following true fairy tale, perhaps Tiger wouldn't have married so quickly:
A Guy Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess...
“Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.The End
