John William Waterhouse 1905 Painting
Lamia [On Her Knees]

For those of my readers who do not know, March 14th is Steak & BJ Day - the male Valentine's Day. You ladies have February 14, a romantic holiday where men can buy flowers, chocolates, jewelry, and all manner of gifts to show you how much they care.

Men are much simpler creatures: we don't need no stinkin' flowers, chocolates, jewelry or any other manner of gifts - you don't even have to take us out - the name explains it all - just treat us to a Steak & BJ and we're happier than a pig in poop.

The real beauty of Steak & BJ Day is that a woman can still please her man even if she can't fry up a steak, simply giving him the second half of the present is actually good enough.

For those of my readers who need more detail please read my 2006 article for the history and origin of Steak & BJ day.