Two Muslim Terrorists Are In A Locker Room
By Bernie on 20 Sep 2011
I had a discussion with a friend the other day who expressed the sentiment that Muslims cannot bear anything that pokes fun of their religion.
Even more than the fact that Muslims have no Sense of Humor, he added that, even worse, every Muslim he's ever met had a stick up his ass. I disagreed - sometimes it's something else:
Two Muslim terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb-making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt. The Cork
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot", lamented the first Muslim. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Muslim explained: "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No shit?"
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