After the Deluge I am Fine
I am fine, in case any of my infidel readers were worried, and for those of my Muslim readers who curse me in their prayers, let me say that Allah must have my back because ...
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I am fine, in case any of my infidel readers were worried, and for those of my Muslim readers who curse me in their prayers, let me say that Allah must have my back because ...
Flooding at The Wild Wild West Casino
Here is a flooded South Michigan Avenue between The Wild Wild West Casino and the Claridge Atlantic City earlier today even before Hurricane Sandy landed.
Do Not Buy Lladro, Hummel Figurines, Collector Plates, Lenox China as an Investment
Although I have cautioned my readers against treating gold as an investment, at least gold and silver will never be worthless as are many so-called collectibles.
When to Interrupt People Who are Complaining
When someone is complaining at a counter while you are waiting to be served and they are going on and on about some trivial matter, it is important to distract them by intruding into the conversation in some way while you finagle to get your business done.Proof That Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are dead
There is finally conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are really dead.
How are Vaginas Supposed to Smell?
I like the natural smell of vagina. Nature put that smell down there for a reason and it must be a good reason because there are almost 7 billion of us buggers around.
Men Leave Things Alone - Women Move Things
Leaving things alone is just not in my wife's DNA - let me give a few examples.
Muslim Immigrants Cost Too Much to Bear
If Mohammed had been ruler of the Earth before he died, there would not be two deens (religions) in the world. There would only be Islam.
The barbarism and lechery of Mohammed is well documented in the Qur'an.
A Reader Asks Me, `This is sick, what kind of a person are you?`
I write jokes that harm no one physically while the man I mock was a pedophile, a narcissist, a mass murderer, an assassin, a looter, a lecher, a madman, a torturer ...
Ayn Rand vs. the Pygmies
Some researchers are now speculating that because the Pigmies in the Congo Basin are not adapting to modern life in Africa, they may disappear entirely within 30 years
The Difference Between Halal and Kosher
Many people assume that Halal is the Muslim equivalent of Kosher, it is not. In fact, Halal and Kosher are opposites.
Danish No-Go Zones
No-Go Zones are military enclaves filled with Muslims, many of them born and bred natives who refuse to assimilate or accept the culture of their own country
It Wasn`t Einstein Alone, The Real Inspiration Behind the Theory of Relativity
Obama is right, no one creates anything without the help of others. For example, Einstein himself admits that he could not have discovered the relationship between energy and matter without the help of ...
ObamaCare in One Sentence
Dr. Barbara Bellar, a former Benedictine nun, major in the US Army Reserves, lawyer, college professor and physician, is running as a Republican for state senator from Illinois. Regarding ObamaCare she has one question, "What the blank could possibly go wrong?"
The Muslim, The Nun, and the Shrimp
A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp. Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it...
The Calandra`s Bakery Hoax
Those of you from North Jersey, particularly western Essex County, are very familiar with Calandra's Bakery.
The Real Reason Obama Misses Presidential Daily Briefings
The Question is, why has Mr. Obama only attended 43.8 percent of his Presidential Daily Briefs in the first 1,225 days of his Administration?
