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Today, 31 March, is National Feel a Boob Day. But this is not a day to sexually assault people, it's all about breast cancer awareness so don't go fondling strangers' breasts without permission. It's meant to encourage women to examine their breasts and for their significant other to help them find cancer signs or lumps.
If Ms Harf truly believes we cannot win this war by killing them, then why is she uttering such hilarious cameldung that if ISIS fighters heard it, they'd die laughing?
We should have mock speed colleges where a student is exposed to various college courses much in the same way that speed-dating helps one find a mate through multiple quick dates.
Not only do Islamic countries lag behind western civilized nations, but what passes for science is so retrograde and silly that it defies belief.
A common customer we often encounter is someone who will never be satisfied with the product - I like to call them: the bizarro-Goldilocks customers - whatever they buy is either too much this way or too little another way and never just-right.
There is no good reason why I should be ungenerous with my readers and since I don't need an excuse to celebrate God's gift to male eyeballs, here, for my readers' enjoyment, are 13 great sideboobs.
Paradoxically many people store furniture for bigger or second homes but then decide they don’t want to clutter up their new home with old stuff in storage and end up buying newer, nicer things (while continuing to pay to store the old ones anyway).
Islamic science has determined that women who wear revealing clothing are to blame for earthquakes. I suppose the sight of Kate Upton's sideboob should easily destroy the known Universe.
Al Sharpton picked up his morning copy of the Daily News and his hands began to shake; the headline read: "Black unemployment reaches lowest levels in decades, black poverty to virtually be eliminated by 2020."
The following promotional video for Fortnight Lingerie seems to be an accurate tutorial on administering CPR; however there is one thing wrong, can you spot it?
You won't see any of these rappers admitting they were mistaken about the Michael Brown shooting.
If Millennials had seen the film Network they would learn that "Since few Americans read or think for themselves, and television is their only “truth,” they must save themselves by turning off their television sets." Perhaps then there would have been fewer idiots believing the media-driven lie that Michael Brown had his hands up begging not to be shot.
I never add baby carrots to my soups, stews or salads because baby carrots are not the same breed of carrots as adult carrots and are meant only to be eaten as snacks.
Less tea, same price. Hiding inflation in mini-reductions.