Back in April of 2010 I reported that Hojjat ol-eslam Kazem Sediqi, an Iranian cleric, declared that women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes; see my article Boobs Caused Taiwan Tremors. Well, I cannot fail to admit that the sight of a good pair of boobs certainly gives me the tremors.

A few days after I posted that article blogger Storm'n Norm'n provided this useful graphic that correlated earthquake activity with increasing states of feminine undress (click on image for larger view):

Photo Credit: Storm'n Norm'n

If immodestly dressed women cause earthquakes, what could Kate Upton's sideboob cause, the destruction of the known Universe?

This article posted in commemoration of March 24 - National Sideboob Day.