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In my article Michael Brown Dead is Best Thing that Ever Happened to His Parents, I asked my readers if they have ever heard of suicide by cop? Well, in the future if a family needs to make a small fortune they'll simply send their worthless son out for fund-raising by cop.

So it was with great joy that the parents of Freddie Gray agreed to accept a tentative $6.4 million settlement with the city of Baltimore after their son finally succeeded in killing himself after previous failed attempts to do so. And here they were beginning to think he was a complete failure.

Black thugs with medical problems are especially encouraged to resist arrest. The family of Eric Garner quickly accepted a pretrial settlement from New York City for $5.9 million.

Black parents stuck with a son who is a violent thug may want to give him advice on the best way to act when approached by a police office to force that cop to shoot him and so earn more money in death than he could ever earn in life. Where to find this advice? From one of my previous articles of course. Tell your son he should consider using one or more of these actions:

• Aggressively stare at the cop and ask, "Who the f*ck are you looking at, muthu-f*ckuh?"
• Point at his own chest and ask, "Do you know who the f*ck you're messin' with?"
• No matter what the cop says, interrupt him with constant taunting: "Watchya gonna do, Mutha-f*ckuh?"
• While poking his badge, tell him that when you are finished with him, he won't see daylight unless he looks out his ass. Then laugh like a maniac.
• When a cop asks for ID do the following:
  1. If sitting in a car: quickly lunge for the glove compartment and pull out any long, shiny, tube-shaped object and point it at the cop.
  2. If standing up: quickly thrust your hand into your jacket and pull out any long, shiny, tube-shaped object and point it at the cop.