If a sheep is not handy, do not insert nearby objects, such as weapons or explosives, into your anus for sexual pleasure...
I want to blog about pleasant things - of beauty, joy, and happiness. I want to publish images to make my reader's heart soar.
If Mohammed had been ruler of the Earth before he died, there would not be two deens (religions) in the world. There would only be Islam.
Islam's holiest scriptures show that Mohammed was a self-proclaimed whoremonger and pedophile.
Muslims are commanded to fight unbelievers until they are either dead, converted to Islam, or in a permanent state of subjugation under Muslim domination.
One of the great joys of youth is laughing at fart noises. The variety of flatulent music is endless: wet raspberries, horn-toots, bladder-poofs and all manner of philharmonic flute sounds.
If I had a shekel every time a clueless, leftist idiot left a comment declaring that peace will come to the Middle East if only the Jews would kindly get out of Israel, I'd be knee deep in coins.
It is a sad thing indeed that Muslims believe that killing infidels will earn them an eternity of sensual delights in the world to come.
Fatwa from 2003: Soccer is Forbidden Except When Played as Training for Jihad
Yes, there was a time when Arabs were invading great centers of learning in Persia, Syria, Egypt, etc. and were inspired by their conquered subjects. But in time, the Arabs became less Arab and more Islamic in their culture until all learning outside of the Qur'an was discouraged.
