Allah is a Big Dick


allah on a fishNothing illustrates that truth better than when Muslims believe that Allah reveals His Presence in nature by leaving his signature on clouds, rocks, eggs, and trees.
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Even with All Their Oil Money Muslim countries are Full of Crap


Abu Dhabi has completed a pipeline that will cut across much of the UAE’s barren desert to transport massive quantities of crude from its oilfields straight to the Indian OceanWhile neighboring Abu Dhabi has no problem building a 400-km pipeline to transport oil across the desert, it seems that Dubai has to transport its poop with a massive convoy of poop trucks...
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First Muslim Cruise Ever - Salaam Cruise


logo salaam cruiseYes, Muslims actually went out on a cruise in the beginning of the year although with no drinking, no gambling, no carousing, no mingling of men and women - what's the point?
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Is wife beating really allowed in Islam?


wife beating in islamSome Muslims will tell you that according to the Qur’an the relationship between the husband and wife should be based on mutual love and kindness. Now that is funnier than any of my Muslim jokes.
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13 Rules For Playing Muslim Soccer


SHARIA ON THE FIELD The page from the Web site of the Saudi newspaper Al Watan with the soccer fatwa.Fatwa from 2003: Soccer is Forbidden Except When Played as Training for Jihad
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May a Blind Muslim Use a Guide Dog?


Seeing-eye horseIs there anything more absurd than parents who will not allow their blind daughter to have a seeing-eye dog because of religious objections?
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Muslims are Funny When Eating Spaghetti


woman in burqa eating pizzaMuslim women who cover themselves because they believe modesty is more important than safety (driving on motor scooters in a burqa), or health (vitamin D3 deficiency from lack of exposure to the sun), or comfort (walking in the midday sun completely covered) are pious idiots.
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Allah is a Graffiti Artist


allah in cactusHere we see a Plant that Fashioned itself to Display the Name of Allah.
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Muslims Say the Funniest Things About Natural Disasters


A mosque stood with a few other structures amid the rubble of collapsed buildings in the town of Golcuk, 60 miles east of InstanbulHere we see a mosque that survived a terrific earthquake in Turkey in 1999. Muslim sites have reproduced these pictures claiming they are miracles of Allah.
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Muslims Say the Funniest Things


American Idol AuditionsPoor deluded Muslims are not properly taught in their schools that Islam is a primitive, backward, despised ideology, and in fact are taught the opposite, that the Qur'an is filled with scientific truths.
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