Islam News
It's summertime and beaches all over the western world are filled with scantily-clad, evenly-tanned, thong-wedged, female sun-worshipers. Meanwhile, overheated, over-veiled, and over-oppressed female Muslims can only pray to their moon-God that one day they might be able to worship the sun-God as infidel women do.
Now that I have the attention of my male audience, here's a recap for the past 6 months on Muslims in the News:
- Number of Muslim women enjoying day at the beach: Zero
- Nobel Prizes Awarded: Hardly Any in over a hundred years
- Patents to Arab Muslim Nationals: Almost Zero
- Muslim Arab Contribution to Civilization: Nothing Lately
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- Number of Days without Islamic Barbarity: Zero
- Number of days with Islamic Barbarity: Every Day
- Islamic Items of Interest for one day, 13 Aug 2008:
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- (Tripoli, Lebanon) - Eighteen people at a bus stop are blown to bits by Islamic bombers.
- (Logar, Afghanistan) - Three female humanitarian workers and their driver are brutally shot to death at point blank range by Holy Warriors.
- (Yala, Thailand) - A 57-year-old man is killed, and his family injured, when Mujahideen toss a grenade into his home.
- (Pattani, Thailand) - Islamists gun down a 26-year-old man, then plant a bomb to catch first responders.
- (Helmand, Afghanistan) - Taliban bombers murder five local police.
Otherwise it's been a quiet day for Muslims.


