Al Qaeda Reads My Blog
Over two years ago I asked, "Suppose the shoe bomber had instead been a female wearing exploding panties?" [From my article Muslim Exploding Panties]
Then this past Christmas day, Detroit crotch bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab hid the very same explosive in his underwear.
Then, more than a month ago, in my article Exploding Muslim Underwear is My Fault, I warned that terrorists would be planting explosives in breast implants.
So what happens? British counter terrorism authorities are now saying that al Qaeda hopes to prevent detection of bombs at body scanners by surgically implanting them into the bodies of the terrorists in breasts and in the buttocks (1).
What is new here is the implanting of bombs inside of breasts; we've already read about the instance where a suicide bomber had concealed the explosives in his anus, read my post The Ultimate Colon Cleanser: Islam.
If Muslim women start this new fashion of bombs in breasts, then I wonder how that will affect the anti-war group known as Breasts Not Bombs.
Combine these new bomb-hiding techniques with the report that al Qaeda is recruiting ‘Blond-Haired, Blue-Eyed Types’ (2) and we will have to redefine the meaning of "Blonde Bombshell."
ENDNOTES
(1):
Infidels are Cool, Al Qaeda to Surgically Implant Bombs in Breasts and Buttocks of Terrorists ?
British counter terrorism authorities are hearing chatter about a new technique to help al Qaeda terrorists prevent detection when they are carrying bombs for suicide attacks, according to the Daily Mail. MI5 The bombs will now be surgically implanted into the bodies of the terrorists in areas ranging from breasts, near the appendix and in the buttocks. The surgically implanted bombs are an attempt to avoid detection by airport body screening technology.
(2):
True Slant, Jan 20 2010, Yemen, Al Qaeda and the Threat of ‘Blond-Haired, Blue-Eyed Types’
A report by the Senate Foreign Relations Committee scheduled to be released on Wednesday calls the presence of Al Qaeda in Yemen and Somalia “a ticking time bomb.”
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The report also warns of “a group of nearly 10 non-Yemeni Americans who traveled to Yemen, converted to Islam, became fundamentalists, and married Yemeni women so they could remain in the country. Described by one American official as ‘blond-haired, blue-eyed types’ these individuals fit a profile of Americans whom Al Qaeda has sought to recruit over the past several years.”
