Israel attempts to steal Lebanese sex partners
By Bernie on 10 May 2010
Blogger Glenn Church at Foolocracy informs us that Lebanon filed a complaint with the UN Security Council about an Israeli theft:
Foolocracy, Lebanon Appeals To UN Security Council Over Israeli “Abduction” Of 185 Goats
Lebanon filed a complaint Thursday with the UN Security Council about an Israeli incursion into its territory.
This was not your typical border incursion, mind you. After the Israeli Defense Forces left, they took 185 goats with them from the outskirts of the town of Shebaa.
Eventually the Israelis returned the goats.
I suspect that Israel realized that if Lebanese Muslims were unable to have sex with goats, they'd turn to human partners which inevitably results in more Lebanese Muslims, and who in the world wants that?
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