Many of my readers are aware that I have written quite a few articles (1) warning parents with small children not to have any dog as a pet if that animal is larger than their child.

Some of my readers assumed from this that I dislike dogs; quite the contrary - I love dogs - just not around little children.

But I must admit that I do have a vicious dog named Teabag about whom there has been a nasty email going around. Here is my answer to that email:

"IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAIL CONCERNING MY DOG"

Please be advised---I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegal aliens wearing Obama tee shirts, four Democrats wearing Pelosi tee shirts, two rappers, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English, three flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.

FOR THE LAST TIME . . . . . . THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!