Ahmed and Mahmud loved going to baseball games in New York. The only problem was, being Muslims they weren't too bright so they always forgot where they parked and had to wait hours until all the cars were gone and only theirs was left.

One particular day, Ahmed gets a great idea (which is unusual for Muslims, see my article Muslim Inventions - Nobel Prizes), and says to Mahmud, "I have a great idea so that we won't be hanging around Citi Field Stadium for hours to find our car."

Mahmud asks what his plan is and Ahmed responds that they will ride a camel to the game so they can easily find him when it's time to leave.

So they attend the next game and park their camel. The game was great - they're in a festive mood because the Mets had won and now it's time to celebrate. Off they go to the parking lot and quickly find a camel.

Mahmud hops on the camel first. As Ahmed goes around to the back to hop on, he tells Mahmud that he must get down because they obviously have chosen the incorrect camel.

"What do you mean?" Mahmud cries out, "Are you trying to tell me someone else had also decided to bring a camel?"

Ahmed quickly responds, "They must have. When we were entering the parking lot, I overheard someone next to us exclaim, 'Look at the two assholes on that camel,' while this camel only has one."