13 Cameltoe Photos from Planck's Constant

Two things I haven't done in a while: post a Thursday 13 article and publish some sexy pinups for Muslims.

Now as most of my readers know, Muslims, in public, like to say that women should be covered up for modesty sake and that the West is depraved and decadent because we allow our women to walk around in tight and revealing clothing.

Muslims in private however, top the list in Google searches for sex-related websites ¹, with Muslims in Pakistan the most sex starved. This doesn't surprise me. It is unnatural to cover women up. We do not throw tarps over flowers, or shield our eyes from rainbows, or fence off from view waterfalls in deep forests. We should not hide beauty [see Why Naked Women are the Work of God].

So Pakistani men, frustrated, blue-balled, semen-clogged and forbidden to associate with unmarried women have only a few venues to relieve their natural urges: rape women, shag goats, or surf Internet porn.

Surfing the Net is by far the safest way to relieve tension; if they shag a goat and get caught they'll end up having to kill it; if they get caught raping a woman they might end up with a fine - and who needs that hassle?

In order to discourage my Muslim readers from raping women or shagging goats, I offer the following 13 images of cameltoes. For those of you who do not know, a cameltoe is a slang term for the outline of a human female's labia majora seen through certain tight clothing. The effect is heightened if the woman has had a Brazilian wax job, that is, a complete removal of her pubic hair.

Now some of you may wonder why a Muslim would find a cameltoe more exciting than a photo of a naked woman. Here's the reason: a cameltoe resembles the forefoot of a camel - and as readers of my blog know, Muslims get very excited over the beauty of camels. ² So here are 13 photos combining the allure of western women with the seductiveness of a camel's toe (click on image for larger view):

Sorry about that last one, but I had to throw her in for my Black Nation Of Islam readers who like their women hefty.

For those of my female readers who have made it this far, I have three items of interest:

If you are wondering how you can tell if the garment you are wearing exposes a cameltoe try this:

If you see a cameltoe and want to hide it, google Cuchini, a pad that adheres to any under garment which covers a woman’s mons pubis area to provide a smooth and camouflaged appearance.

Or you could wear a burqini, a cross between a Burqa and a Bikini (with emphasis on the Burqa) and hide everything of interest on your body.

Photo Credit: Doctor Bulldog & Ronin

This has been a Thursday 13 post [# 56] and is updated on some Thursdays.

Notes

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Daily Times of Pakistan, Pakistan most sex-starved
Google, the world’s most popular Internet search engine, has found in a survey that mostly Muslim states seek access to sex-related websites and Pakistan tops the list. Google found that of the top 10 countries - searching for sex-related sites - six were Muslim, with Pakistan on the top. The other Muslim countries are Egypt at number 2, Iran at 4, Morocco at 5, Saudi Arabia at 7 and Turkey at 8. Non-Muslim states are Vietnam at 3, India at 6, Philippines at 9 and Poland at 10.

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Lebanon News Live from Beirut, Saudi tribe hopes to rival Miss Lebanon with Miss Camel
Saudi Arabia - The legs are long, the eyes are big, the bodies curvaceous. Contestants in this Saudi-style beauty pageant have all the features you might expect anywhere else in the world, but with one crucial difference -- the competitors are camels.
This week, the Qahtani tribe of western Saudi Arabia has been welcoming entrants to its Mazayen al-Ibl competition, a parade of the "most beautiful camels" in the desolate desert region of Guwei'iyya, 120 km (75 miles) west of Riyadh.

"In Lebanon they have Miss Lebanon," jokes Walid, moderator of the competition's Web site. "Here we have Miss Camel."