Posted on July 22, 2009 01:13 PM

Whenever I get one of these emails, I like to add some of my own material. My readers may find one or more of the following headlines not too far off from actually happening much sooner.
Posted on November 20, 2008 08:34 PM

Indeed, I can prove that from time to time small rips in the fabric of space have allowed the transmission of Bizarro information to leak through and infect the minds of Earthlings. Especially Liberals who seem more prone to idiocy and absurdity.
The first time this occurred was in 1977 with the passage of the Community Reinvestment Act (CRA), a Federal Law forcing commercial banks to lend in lower income neighborhoods without charging more for the risk.
Posted on April 19, 2007 01:27 PM
An unstable South Korean tourist in Israel, apparently triggered by the events at Virginia Tech, invaded a kindergarten classroom in the small Israeli village of Kfar Away armed with two pistols and a vestful of ammunition. He broke down the door and ...