Aliens Come to Earth and Eliminate Islam
If we Earthlings ever visit a far off planet and find deadly parasites, wouldn't we get rid of them? So aliens would do likewise with our Muslims
If we Earthlings ever visit a far off planet and find deadly parasites, wouldn't we get rid of them? So aliens would do likewise with our Muslims
Obesity Levels Drop Just One Year After the War on Obesity
After obesity was defined as not being able to fit into your pants, the Department of Obesity began issuing over-sized pants to every citizen in the country.If You Like Your Restaurant You Can Keep It - If You Like Your Chef You Can Keep Him
Once the new food-fare program started, no one could ever again buy an inexpensive, simple hamburger.The Second Amendment Kept Mexico From Attacking US
Not very many Americans are taught in our schools that less than a hundred years ago we almost went to war with Mexico.
Do Not Print This Article
Because of the continuing problems caused by deforestation I am asking my readers not to print the contents of this article or any other article of mine thereby wasting paper. If you must share my insights and pithy aphorisms I ask that you simply email them to your friends and relatives.Headlines from the year 2029
Whenever I get one of these emails, I like to add some of my own material. My readers may find one or more of the following headlines not too far off from actually happening much sooner.
How Bizarro World Concepts Leaked onto our Planet
Indeed, I can prove that from time to time small rips in the fabric of space have allowed the transmission of Bizarro information to leak through and infect the minds of Earthlings. Especially Liberals who seem more prone to idiocy and absurdity.
The first time this occurred was in 1977 with the passage of the Community Reinvestment Act (CRA), a Federal Law forcing commercial banks to lend in lower income neighborhoods without charging more for the risk.
Korean Copycat psycho invades Israeli Classroom
An unstable South Korean tourist in Israel, apparently triggered by the events at Virginia Tech, invaded a kindergarten classroom in the small Israeli village of Kfar Away armed with two pistols and a vestful of ammunition. He broke down the door and...
