When I first heard this joke in 1965 I informed the Israeli that the joke was probably inspired by the story of Sergeant York from the First World War wherein York would cackle "Gobble Gobble!" in order to get enemy Germans to raise their head and then shoot them.
Jokes, in order to be funny, rely on there being some germ of truth in the humor. For example, when jokes mock Jews for being cheap, the germ of truth is that Jews are indeed involved in finance, banking and diamond dealing.
A rabbi was walking down the street when, suddenly, a strong gust of wind blew his streimel off his head. The rabbi ran after his hat but the wind was so strong it kept blowing his hat farther and farther away. He just couldn't catch up with it.
The Urban Dictionary defines Jew Jitsu as "an Ancient martial art created by Mortichai Weinstein in the ages of Jesus. Ninjews practice this to this day, which is an art form of Grace, coveting, and throwing Ninja Stars-of-David."
I agree with blogger Sammy Benoit at YID with LID that National Security Adviser General James Jones is not a friend of the Jewish State. However I do not think the Jewish joke he told during the intro to his speech at a Washington Institute For Near East Policy was antisemitic.
A lawyer friend of mine who happens to be Jewish sent me this email asking for my opinion on this survey from the Jewish perspective: 5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what THEY liked best about Oral Sex...
What is the difference between a Jewish mother and a rottweiler?
The rottweiler will eventually let go.
There came a time after the Creation of Man that God wanted to choose a people to be a light unto all peoples and to be unto Him a kingdom of priests, and a holy nation to proclaim His Message to the world.
