Find Fatima fotoshopped


By Bernie on 21 Aug 2006

A few weeks ago Osama Bin Laden told his servant Hassan to give Fatima 40 lashes then send her a burqa and tell the bitch to keep her face covered. But she kept showing up all over the place as a new victim of Zionist aggression.

So, the people's cube now have Flat Fatima - Revolution In News Photography Poster that can be transported to photo-op sites. Excerpt:

Following the Flat Gareth model, we chose a popular image of a peasant Arab woman bemoaning the loss of her humble abode after an Israeli bombing - or rather multiple humble abodes in various locations and on different days. Transporting a live talking elderly woman around the country and abroad for bemoaning sessions may be quite a drain on a successful photojournalist, we thought. Why can't we use the moaner's paper cutout instead? And thus Flat Fatima™ was born - laminated on a durable plastic board that can be folded and easily fits most popular models of travel bags.

flat fatima islamic propaganda woman


So here are my entries:

flat fatima islamic propaganda woman red sea

Fatima: Please let this be the last time these Jews kill Egyptians.


flat fatima islamic propaganda woman wtc

Fatima: Do you see what the filthy Zionist pigs have done?!!!


My previous posts on reutered photos: It's not Photoshopping - it's al-Taqiyya, Excerpt:
First let me confess: I, too, used photo-shopped images and I am deeply ashamed. Here are the offending images and the links to the articles that used them. If any of my readers were gulled into thinking these were genuine, unretouched photos, I apologize.

Hezbollah held children until they could be blown up, Excerpt:

Hassan Shar-Mootah hated his job. It wasn't easy to fool the Israeli Defense Forces and besides, what he wanted them to do was unconscionable, although unless it was done, Hezbollah would soon be done for. Damn! Even sons of apes and pigs can be very clever.

Muslims can't handle the Truth, Excerpt:

OK, someone Reutered this photo of a beautiful woman with three breasts. But that is not the way Muslims see that photo. A Muslim will look at this woman and say, "Oh Merciful Allah, you have given your poor servant Mujib a woman with three breasts to make up for the loss of his goat, how delightful!"

Hats Make the Man, Excerpt: I know that Mel Gibson feels sorry for his past remarks about Jews but I already forgave him so this is really unnecessary.



Other sightings of Fatima:
my vast rightwing conspiracy - Flat Fatima Flees the VC!

something and half of something has one of the best reutered Fatimas.

atlas shrugs - That face, that face, that Covergirl face, Excerpt:

What is most unnerving is how confident the jihadis are at passing off these unsophisticated, fraudulent images as genuine with no difficulty. The mainstream media is dead. Dead and dangerous. The have become the very thing they once held in great contempt - propaganda tool for barbarians, despots and dictators.

kesher talk has taken the flat fatima concept a bit further.


fatima lopes - Si è riunita il 10 e 11 maggio 2002 la Giuria di Riccione Moda Italia, prestigioso Concorso Nazionale Moda Giovani Stilisti, giunto alla sua dodicesima edizione promosso e organizzato da Federmoda - CNA Confederazione Nazionale dell Artigianato e della Piccola e Media Impresa e dal Comune di Riccione<br />

This is a design by Portuguese fashion designer Fatima Lopes, the model is not flat, reutered or photoshopped and has no business being in this blog post. I have no clue why she is even pictured here.



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For more of my articles like this see Hoaxes, Humor, Islam




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  • That Fatima is one busy babe...
  • Comment by: D. Ox on August 21, 2006 06:58 PM

  • Beautiful satire! Someone who didn't read carefully might almost suppose that you were actually a zionist who was trying to make people think that arabs were purposely trying to get israelis to accidentally kill children.
  • Comment by: J Thomas on August 22, 2006 05:31 AM

  • Oh this is just too good. Thanks for sharing.
  • Comment by: Debbie on August 22, 2006 01:34 PM

  • p.s. I especially like the picture with Moses (Charlton Heston) parting the Red Sea.
  • Comment by: Debbie on August 22, 2006 01:35 PM

  • Great shots of Fatima! I was able to get a few from Reuters, myself. Check it out: Fatima Sitings Great work!
  • Comment by: N.B. Goldstein on August 22, 2006 04:23 PM




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