So if you are one of these Muslims who is upset that truth makes Islam look ridiculous, then you will certainly be offended by the jokes that follow. If you think the following is insulting:

Q: Why do most Muslim rapes go unreported?
A: Goats can't testify.

Then ask yourself why so many Muslim men find their lives so empty of love and human companionship that they are willing to blow themselves up rather than live any longer as Muslims. That's why they commit suicide because the only outlet for their repressed desires is goat-f*cking. Unless they are lucky enough to live in Europe where there are more than enough infidel women to torture and rape. It is no wonder that the majority of criminals in almost every European country are Muslims.

How about this:

Q: What's the Muslim word for that useless part surrounding a vagina?
A: A woman.

Is there any religion that in modern civilization allows the beating of wives? Sure, Islam gave women certain rights 1400 years ago, but what has it done lately? Today Muslim women are lucky if they have the same rights as sheep.

Q: What is a bigot?
A: Any one who criticizes Muslims.

Yes, it is against the law in many European countries to criticize Islam.

Before any readers admonish me that I mistake the actions of a few disgruntled, uneducated, poor immigrants as the universal beliefs of all Muslims, let me remind them that the London bombers were well-educated, well-to-do, employed and British-born Muslims, so save the violin music for idiots who swallow your al-taqiyya.

Q: What book is shorter than "French Military Victories?"
A: Modern Islamic Inventions.

Before you protest, be aware that with more than a billion Muslims, the Islamic world barely garnered 3 Muslim Nobel Prize Laureates in the non-Peace categories while Jews, with one-third of one percent of the world population has more than 169.

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.

Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water.

But, then came the time when he returned empty-handed.

"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the Grand Emir.

"A thousand pardons, O illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "An infidel is sitting on the well."

Q: What do you get if you cross a Muslim with a monkey?
A: Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to f*ck Muslims.

This last one, although quite insulting, is also based on truth. There is no group on Earth with a lower IQ than Muslims. But I speak in general; there are of course exceptions, and those exceptions I'm sure will gladly mate with monkeys.

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Home of the Green Arrow, Making Islam a laughing stock

The Muslim mind is pre-rational, predatory and tribal. Appeals to reason are no use because they believe that faith is superior to reason, and the fact that the Koran is full of contradictions doesn't bother them in the slightest. Islam hasn't had an enlightenment and is still in the Dark Ages. In fact, the cult justifies itself in terms of a power-structure maintained by physical threats and lynch-mobs rather than reason or spirituality.

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Pointing out that Muslims are useless parasites on the West is also not going to make them change their ways, because that's what they are unashamedly here for.

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So to undermine Muslims' self worth and destroy their morale, we need to ridicule and humiliate their three major totems - Allah, Mohammed and the Koran. Note that because of their pre-rational state, intellectual criticism is relatively ineffective in producing a response. The totems have to be physically 'humiliated' to get masses of Muslims into rage mode.