Posted on May 29, 2014 05:13 PM
arab sexy clockSix Saudi men and 4 from Qatar, who died from sheer fatigue and hunger - waiting for this clock-poster to read 9:15.

Read the Rest:  The Muslim Concept of Time Explained





Posted on January 28, 2014 07:17 PM
The Chupacabra ('goat sucker')The chupacabra is a legendary creature rumored to inhabit parts of the Americas, with the first sightings reported in Puerto Rico. The name comes from the animal's reported habit of attacking and drinking the blood of livestock, especially goats.

Read the Rest:  A Collection of Muslim Jokes





Posted on January 10, 2014 10:33 PM
9/11 jokes are plane wrongI used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself, "I'm going to take that."

Read the Rest:  Islamic Jokes - Muslim Jokes - Middle East Jokes





Posted on January 3, 2014 10:51 AM
Salmon Fishing In The YemenAhmed, being a typical unemployed citizen of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, spent much of his time in Internet Cafes where one day he discovered that a vast ocean once covered the sands that today sweep the deserts of Saudi Arabia.

Read the Rest:  The Arab Fishing in The Arabian Desert





Posted on October 30, 2013 06:45 PM
Shariah-Compliant Halloween Costumes For Muslims.There may be a handful of Muslims out there who genuinely want to take part in our way of life and eventually renounce Islam. For those Muslims who are on the cusp, who are almost ready to become real Americans and slowly turn away from Islam, I offer the following Shariah-Compliant Halloween Costumes.

Read the Rest:  Shariah-Compliant Halloween Costumes For Muslims





Posted on October 28, 2013 07:24 PM
nun on a busIn Islam, it is not a sin to lie to infidels. This is why Muslims easily feed lies to their non-Muslim friends and associates if such lies further the cause of Islam.

Read the Rest:  The Muslim, The Nun, and the Bus Driver





Posted on October 16, 2013 11:26 AM
"Jewelers On Fifth" at the Diamond District, New York City. by Renzo Grande, on FlickrJokes, in order to be funny, rely on there being some germ of truth in the humor. For example, when jokes mock Jews for being cheap, the germ of truth is that Jews are indeed involved in finance, banking and diamond dealing.

Read the Rest:  Muslim Jokes in the News





Posted on August 17, 2013 06:18 PM
Badshahi Mosque, Lahore, PakistanThe next time you have a problem getting permission to build or do something - be a Muslim.

Read the Rest:  Having a Problem Getting a Permit? Call it a Mosque.





Posted on July 29, 2013 11:32 PM
Hasidic Jews waiting for the Brooklyn FerryJews are not like Muslims. They won't take jobs they cannot religiously do.

Read the Rest:  A Muslim Enters a Taxi





Posted on July 18, 2013 11:39 PM
hot burqa babeAlthough officials involved in the investigation have refused to divulge the titles in the extensive collection of pornography, Planck's Constant has received a secret email from American intelligence-leaker Edward Snowden revealing 13 of the titles...

Read the Rest:  13 Porn Titles of Osama Bin Laden`s Porn Collection Finally Revealed!





Posted on July 4, 2013 10:01 PM
Pakistani Goat Dance and RacesQ: How do Muslims define "bisexual"?
A: Someone who likes girls as well as goats.

Read the Rest:  Fourth of July Humor





Posted on May 12, 2013 09:30 PM
Oppressed women are easily overlooked. Please support us in the fight for their rights.As to the charge of being offensive and not funny, yes they are offensive, that's why I put the word 'offensive' in the title. If you are offended by offensive Muslim/Arab jokes, don't read past the title.

Read the Rest:  Offensive Arab Jokes Explained





Posted on April 9, 2013 08:41 PM
burqa post office boxesIn France, the police are now taking action against people caught in public wearing a burqa.
So far they've arrested four Muslim women and seven letterboxes.

Read the Rest:  Muslim Terrorist Jokes? Not Funny.





Posted on April 8, 2013 09:38 PM
Muslim woman driver It seems that fuel tanker drivers want to strike, saying they want more money for the danger of driving around with thousands of gallons of highly explosive liquid.

Read the Rest:  Fuel Haulers Will Never Go On Strike





Posted on April 7, 2013 11:13 PM
unhappy muslimsMuslims are happy in every country that is not Islamic and unhappy in every country that is!

Read the Rest:  Why Muslims Can Never Be Happy





Posted on April 1, 2013 10:08 PM
Blue burqa'd woman flying through the streets of Afghanistan.OK - that's it - I'm done - no more disgusting Muslim jokes from me.

Read the Rest:  I Have Changed - No More Disgusting Jokes Mocking Islam, Muslims, or Their Pedophilic Prophet (PBUH)





Posted on March 15, 2013 11:28 PM
 Bar Rafaeli - my favorite Israeli pastry.I offer a bit of humor to show why Israel with only a few million people are able to withstand for more than six decades the armed forces of Arab nations comprising populations a hundred times greater.

Read the Rest:  A Jew And An Arab Go Into A Bakery





Posted on February 23, 2013 10:52 PM
Littering in StockholmWe have all seen those documentaries of third world countries: streets filled with litter, garbage, rusting vehicles, beggars, abandoned animals, running sewage. This is not one of those streets. This is in Sweden.

Read the Rest:  Third World Immigrants and Littering Out of Control





Posted on February 16, 2013 01:09 PM
Tarzan and Jane and cheetah the chimpanzee If Tarzan and Jane were Muslim, what would cheetah the chimpanzee be?

Read the Rest:  Very Mean Muslim Jokes





Posted on October 11, 2012 10:55 AM
apology to mohammed cartoonI write jokes that harm no one physically while the man I mock was a pedophile, a narcissist, a mass murderer, an assassin, a looter, a lecher, a madman, a torturer ...

Read the Rest:  A Reader Asks Me, `This is sick, what kind of a person are you?`





Posted on October 3, 2012 01:41 PM
The Muslim, The Nun, and the ShrimpA Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp. Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it...

Read the Rest:  The Muslim, The Nun, and the Shrimp





Posted on September 19, 2012 11:15 PM
French Magazine Charlie Hebdo Prints Cartoon of Mohammed Naked Here we go again: A French magazine mocked the alleged Prophet Mohammad in cartoons, re-igniting Muslim anger around the world after the video depicting him as a pedophile and lecherous fool.

Read the Rest:  French Magazine Charlie Hebdo Prints Cartoon of Mohammed Naked





Posted on September 18, 2012 10:21 PM
hundreds of drinksThe Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty - I must have wine."

Read the Rest:  The Difference Between Thirsty Muslims and Thirsty Infidels





Posted on August 29, 2012 09:23 PM
three muslim childrenI resolved that the next time I saw a Muslim woman I would say something nice. So earlier today I saw her standing there and I told her she had three beautiful children.

Read the Rest:  Some Muslims Cannot Take Compliments





Posted on August 1, 2012 09:31 PM
hairy muslim girlQ: What's the difference between a Pakistani Muslim girl and a water buffalo? A: The water buffalo has less hair.

Read the Rest:  Even More Incredibly Tasteless Muslim Jokes





Posted on June 27, 2012 10:19 PM
toothless Uzbek woman - photo by  Umida AkhmedovaQ: What do you get if you put 30 Arab women in a bomb shelter? A: A full set of teeth!

Read the Rest:  Offensive Arab Jokes





Posted on May 21, 2012 10:54 PM
old husband - young wifeThis is my 82nd post on Muslim Jokes. The reason I call them nasty is that they are intended to be spiteful and offensive.

Read the Rest:  More Nasty Muslim Jokes





Posted on February 2, 2012 10:14 PM
sense of humor pillRecent cases against comedians and actors have raised concerns that Islamists who dominate the new Egyptian parliament will try to stifle freedom of expression.

Read the Rest:  Muslims Need to Take a Pill





Posted on January 24, 2012 11:16 PM
Muslims praying at London’s City UniversityMuslim thugs have stormed the streets of London and are shooting anyone with a British passport.

Read the Rest:  Muslim Terror Tonight in the Streets Of London





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