-Muslim Jokes from Planck's Constant Archives

Posted on May 12, 2013 09:30 PM

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As to the charge of being offensive and not funny, yes they are offensive, that's why I put the word 'offensive' in the title. If you are offended by offensive Muslim/Arab jokes, don't read past the title.

Read the Rest: Offensive Arab Jokes Explained

Posted on April 9, 2013 08:41 PM

In France, the police are now taking action against people caught in public wearing a burqa.
So far they've arrested four Muslim women and seven letterboxes.

Read the Rest: Muslim Terrorist Jokes? Not Funny.

Posted on April 8, 2013 09:38 PM

It seems that fuel tanker drivers want to strike, saying they want more money for the danger of driving around with thousands of gallons of highly explosive liquid.

Read the Rest: Fuel Haulers Will Never Go On Strike

Posted on April 7, 2013 11:13 PM

Muslims are happy in every country that is not Islamic and unhappy in every country that is!

Read the Rest: Why Muslims Can Never Be Happy

Posted on April 1, 2013 10:08 PM

Blue burqa'd woman flying through the streets of Afghanistan.

OK - that's it - I'm done - no more disgusting Muslim jokes from me.

Read the Rest: I Have Changed - No More Disgusting Jokes Mocking Islam, Muslims, or Their Pedophilic Prophet (PBUH)

Posted on March 15, 2013 11:28 PM

Bar Rafaeli - my favorite Israeli pastry.

I offer a bit of humor to show why Israel with only a few million people are able to withstand for more than six decades the armed forces of Arab nations comprising populations a hundred times greater.

Read the Rest: A Jew And An Arab Go Into A Bakery

Posted on February 23, 2013 10:52 PM

We have all seen those documentaries of third world countries: streets filled with litter, garbage, rusting vehicles, beggars, abandoned animals, running sewage. This is not one of those streets. This is in Sweden.

Read the Rest: Third World Immigrants and Littering Out of Control

Posted on February 16, 2013 01:09 PM

Tarzan and Jane and cheetah the chimpanzee

If Tarzan and Jane were Muslim, what would cheetah the chimpanzee be?

Read the Rest: Very Mean Muslim Jokes

Posted on October 11, 2012 10:55 AM

I write jokes that harm no one physically while the man I mock was a pedophile, a narcissist, a mass murderer, an assassin, a looter, a lecher, a madman, a torturer ...

Read the Rest: A Reader Asks Me, `This is sick, what kind of a person are you?`

Posted on October 3, 2012 01:41 PM

A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp. Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it...

Read the Rest: The Muslim, The Nun, and the Shrimp

Posted on September 19, 2012 11:15 PM

Here we go again: A French magazine mocked the alleged Prophet Mohammad in cartoons, re-igniting Muslim anger around the world after the video depicting him as a pedophile and lecherous fool.

Read the Rest: French Magazine Charlie Hebdo Prints Cartoon of Mohammed Naked

Posted on September 18, 2012 10:21 PM

The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty - I must have wine."

Read the Rest: The Difference Between Thirsty Muslims and Thirsty Infidels

Posted on August 29, 2012 09:23 PM

I resolved that the next time I saw a Muslim woman I would say something nice. So earlier today I saw her standing there and I told her she had three beautiful children.

Read the Rest: Some Muslims Cannot Take Compliments

Posted on August 1, 2012 09:31 PM

Q: What's the difference between a Pakistani Muslim girl and a water buffalo? A: The water buffalo has less hair.

Read the Rest: Even More Incredibly Tasteless Muslim Jokes

Posted on June 27, 2012 10:19 PM

toothless Uzbek woman - photo by Umida Akhmedova

Q: What do you get if you put 30 Arab women in a bomb shelter? A: A full set of teeth!

Read the Rest: Offensive Arab Jokes

Posted on May 21, 2012 10:54 PM

This is my 82nd post on Muslim Jokes. The reason I call them nasty is that they are intended to be spiteful and offensive.

Read the Rest: More Nasty Muslim Jokes

Posted on February 2, 2012 10:14 PM

Recent cases against comedians and actors have raised concerns that Islamists who dominate the new Egyptian parliament will try to stifle freedom of expression.

Read the Rest: Muslims Need to Take a Pill

Posted on January 24, 2012 11:16 PM

Muslims praying at London’s City University

Muslim thugs have stormed the streets of London and are shooting anyone with a British passport.

Read the Rest: Muslim Terror Tonight in the Streets Of London

Posted on January 11, 2012 01:32 PM

In the past decade Muslims have built more than a thousand new mosques in France while the Roman Catholic Church in France has built only 20 new churches.

Read the Rest: Little Ahmed Becomes A Frenchman

Posted on January 4, 2012 11:12 PM

One liberal guy said that it was people like me that made him want to leave this country and live in multicultural Europe.

Read the Rest: A Muslim, A Liberal, and I Find a Lamp

Posted on November 14, 2011 11:40 PM

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim are all walking through the country and stop at a farmer's house to see if they could sleep there for the night.

Read the Rest: A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim Stop at a Farm

Posted on October 6, 2011 11:00 PM

It is time again to offend hundreds of millions of followers of the most barbaric cult in the world. Here for your reading pleasure are a few jokes sure to offend most Muslim Arabs.

Read the Rest: Insulting Muslim Arab Jokes

Posted on September 23, 2011 08:58 AM

Time travel is actually possible: If you want to know how they lived in the Arabian peninsula more than 1400 years ago you merely need to visit any present-day Islamic country.

Read the Rest: No Laughing Matter - Muslims have Gelotophobia

Posted on September 20, 2011 10:09 AM

I had an argument with a friend the other day who expressed the sentiment that every Muslim he's ever met had no sense of humor, and worse, had a stick up his ass. I disagreed

Read the Rest: Two Muslim Terrorists Are In A Locker Room

Posted on September 18, 2011 06:20 PM

Because there are no mosques in Venice , the Government has allowed the Italian Muslims to pray in the streets as they do in France.

Read the Rest: Venetians Know How to Treat Muslims

Posted on September 8, 2011 11:10 PM

One of the great joys of youth is laughing at fart noises. The variety of flatulent music is endless: wet raspberries, horn-toots, bladder-poofs and all manner of philharmonic flute sounds.

Read the Rest: What Makes Muslims Laugh

Posted on August 21, 2011 05:36 PM

Reader D.V. emailed me this photo of the new tattoo women get in Europe to protect themselves from Muslim men.

Read the Rest: Tattoo to Protect Women from Muslim Men

Posted on August 11, 2011 10:49 PM

Scientists have warned that more than 200 million Muslims could die as a result of global warming.

Read the Rest: Global Warming Could be a Good Thing

Posted on August 10, 2011 10:12 PM

Have you heard, they had a look-a-like contest in Pakistan?