Taliban Humor
Posted on October 24, 2009 09:11 PM
I have collected the following Taliban jokes from numerous emails from my readers. Rather than posting one or two emails at a time, I decided to wait until I had a few dozen of them.
I have collected the following Taliban jokes from numerous emails from my readers. Rather than posting one or two emails at a time, I decided to wait until I had a few dozen of them.
Back to School Books for Muslims
Posted on September 8, 2009 02:25 PM
I was often asked not to come back to a particular school because I was a bit of a trouble maker. I went to three different grammar schools in the same city, Bayonne, New Jersey, so for me, the first week of school was most exciting because I would meet new friends and be treated to new classrooms and buildings.
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Florence Foster Jenkins and the Religion of Peace
Posted on August 30, 2009 05:34 PM
It happens almost every day: an email or comment arrives from a reader explaining how I misunderstand Islam, that if I just read the Quran I would see the beauty of Islam. Then there is this piece of faultless logic: because Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world, it must be the "true" religion. Times without number I am told that Islam is in fact a Religion of Peace. What is astounding to most people of intellect is that these poor deluded souls actually believe these things.
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Muslim Version of Adam And Eve
Posted on June 14, 2009 08:13 PM
If you are a typical Muslim apologist, I know what you are going to say, "Bernie, that is racist, and bigoted anti-Muslim illustration." Actually, it a a sketch by Iranian-born, award-winning cartoonist and illustrator Hamid Bahrami now living in the US.
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The Handy Arab Phrase Book
Posted on June 3, 2009 12:51 PM
Some of my readers who might be traveling to the Middle East this Summer will find that almost all the official phrase-books do not cover the most important aspects of travel in Arab countries. So in case you ever run into a group of friendly Janjaweed villagers (pictured here), I have compiled this list of useful Arab phrases from the Internet (with a few of my own thrown in) to help you make new friends.
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You might be Taliban if
Posted on May 8, 2009 06:39 PM
You might be Taliban if: You refine heroin for a living, but have a "moral objection" to beer.
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Even More Offensive Muslim jokes
Posted on May 5, 2009 08:23 PM
If you googled "Muslim Jokes" in 2005 you would have seen about 1,000 results returned. Putting in "Jewish Jokes" would have returned more than 50,000. Considering that there are less than 20 million Jews in the world and more than a billion plus Muslims, one could easily see that there was a grave shortage of Islamic humor despite the fact that Muslim culture is quite laughable.
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Islamic Jokes in Bad Taste
Posted on March 22, 2009 11:50 PM
One of the reasons, not the main reason, but one of the reasons we have so many fat children in America today, is that we have stopped making fun of fat kids. When I was younger we always made fun of lard-asses and the overly obese. The taunting made us concerned about our weight. Today there are no hobbles on the eating habits of children. When everyone made fun of you, then you knew it was the truth.
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All Jokes are Offensive - The Anatomy of Humor
Posted on March 21, 2009 12:43 PM
That's right - no matter how you phrase it, no matter the context, no matter how innocent, someone will be offended by a joke. President Obama's recent attempt at humor, while meant to be self-deprecating, wound up offending others.
We have now reached a point in Western society where even the most powerful man on Earth cannot make fun of himself without putting some group's panties in a twist.
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Who Says Muslims Have No Sense of Humor?
Posted on January 20, 2009 10:04 PM
If the Israelis had fired on the Gaza TV studio, then Hamas would have been crying that innocent civilians were being targeted. Text from the Youtube Video: Out-Takes of Alarabiya-TV Reporter Hannan al-Masri Learning of a Hamas Missile being Fired from the Ground Floor of the Building housing the Alarabiya Studio. (Intercepted by an Israeli Satellite Hobbyist)
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Mouse Reset Routine for Muslims
Posted on January 5, 2009 10:14 PM
There are people out there who see Palestinians killed or injured as the fault of Israel rather than on Hamas who instigated and provoked Israel beyond endurance. For those people who are so blinded by hatred of Israel, so consumed with anti-Semitism, so gullible as to accept whatever they're told by Hamas that they equate self-defense with murder, for those mentally-challenged individuals I offer this free mouse reset function, without rancor or bitterness as a show of friendship and conciliation
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Muslim Miss Universe Contest
Posted on November 10, 2008 04:02 PM
when Muslims have a Miss Muslim Universe Contest their appreciation of beauty is unrivaled as the entrants are completely naked exposing all the delights that heaven can confer.
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Insulting Muslim Jokes
Posted on October 7, 2008 07:49 PM
So, feeling sorry for Muslims who are denied a good laugh now and again, I have collected more tasteless and insulting Muslim jokes, some from the Internet, some of my own; enjoy:
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More Offensive Muslim Jokes
Posted on September 26, 2008 07:18 PM
My previous articles on Muslim Humor and Muslim Jokes were so offensive, so disgusting, so egregiously insulting that I've been asked to offer up some more Muslim jokes.
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Muslim Jokes are Good for Muslims
Posted on July 28, 2008 10:49 AM
There are two ways to make a joke: the first and most important is to make you laugh, the second and the most vile is to make you hate.
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13 Muslim Greeting Cards
Posted on July 9, 2008 07:33 PM
I noted the paucity of Islamic Greeting Cards at my local stationery store and so as a public service to Muslims in America, I offer the following 13 Shariah-Compliant Greeting Cards…
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Photo: sexual discrimination rears its ugly head
Posted on May 4, 2008 05:30 PM
I searched the Internet to see if there are public places in America, infidel places, that do indeed treat women differently than men. What is more non-Muslim than a pub, I thought to myself; what I found was quite disturbing:
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13 Secret Muslim Tee-Shirt Slogans
Posted on April 30, 2008 11:04 PM
Here, under great danger to myself, I have collected 13 secret Muslim slogans imprinted on Islamic tee-shirts that dirty kaffirs like you and me never see.
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There is Nothing Wrong with Islam
Posted on April 1, 2008 12:55 AMThe Bad Towelheads and the Good Towelheads
Posted on January 16, 2008 09:12 PM
Fortunately some of my readers are genuinely concerned for my well-being as well as the safety of this planet. I received this email to help us with a very important problem facing everyone in the Western world. In these troubled times, it has become very difficult to distinguish the good towel-heads from the bad towel heads. Just where are the moderate Muslims, anyway? Do they actually exist?
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The Muslim Guide to Cybersex
Posted on October 7, 2007 09:24 PM
Despite any infidel notions to the contrary, Muslim computer users do engage in cybersex.
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