Posted on August 26, 2015 10:00 PM
mohammed looking in mirrorDo not laugh at any of these jokes unless the urge to do so comes naturally. If you believe that mocking Islam, Muslims, the Prophet Mohammad, or the Quran is a blasphemy, then I suggest you find your humor elsewhere.

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Posted on July 15, 2015 11:26 PM
ugly muslim womanSo after a hard day's jihad, Ahmed arrives in paradise to meet one of his 72 virgins and is surprised by the sight of ...

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Posted on February 23, 2015 11:20 AM
Gallop Poll Says Muslim Women As Likely As Men to Support Sharia LawI finally got my blog software to stop crapping out on me. To celebrate this event, allow me to present some sick jokes in my continuing series of Muslim Jokes.

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Posted on December 11, 2014 09:15 AM
Osama bin laden mounting a camelWhen not planning the murders of innocent infidels, Osama spent leisure time with his favorite concubines, seen here in this selfie.

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Posted on December 9, 2014 09:26 PM
Camel in Egypt - The Best Selfie of 2014Ah - Love is in the air - even if the air is filled with camel dung.

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Posted on November 9, 2014 10:36 AM
every time you eat bacon a Muslim fairy diesThere are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. - Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini.

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Posted on October 15, 2014 11:33 AM
ISIS sex slavesA reader sent me this explicit, non-retouched, non-photoshopped, uncensored photo of ISIS sex slaves that were recently rescued by US Marines

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Posted on September 19, 2014 10:59 PM
milking the camelAllow me to proudly present my readers with Arab and camel jokes.

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Posted on May 29, 2014 05:13 PM
arab sexy clockSix Saudi men and 4 from Qatar, who died from sheer fatigue and hunger - waiting for this clock-poster to read 9:15.

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Posted on January 28, 2014 07:17 PM
The Chupacabra ('goat sucker')The chupacabra is a legendary creature rumored to inhabit parts of the Americas, with the first sightings reported in Puerto Rico. The name comes from the animal's reported habit of attacking and drinking the blood of livestock, especially goats.

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Posted on January 10, 2014 10:33 PM
9/11 jokes are plane wrongI used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself, "I'm going to take that."

Read the Rest:  Islamic Jokes - Muslim Jokes - Middle East Jokes


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Posted on January 3, 2014 10:51 AM
Salmon Fishing In The YemenAhmed, being a typical unemployed citizen of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, spent much of his time in Internet Cafes where one day he discovered that a vast ocean once covered the sands that today sweep the deserts of Saudi Arabia.

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Posted on October 30, 2013 06:45 PM
Shariah-Compliant Halloween Costumes For Muslims.There may be a handful of Muslims out there who genuinely want to take part in our way of life and eventually renounce Islam. For those Muslims who are on the cusp, who are almost ready to become real Americans and slowly turn away from Islam, I offer the following Shariah-Compliant Halloween Costumes.

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Posted on October 28, 2013 07:24 PM
nun on a busIn Islam, it is not a sin to lie to infidels. This is why Muslims easily feed lies to their non-Muslim friends and associates if such lies further the cause of Islam.

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Posted on October 16, 2013 11:26 AM
"Jewelers On Fifth" at the Diamond District, New York City. by Renzo Grande, on FlickrJokes, in order to be funny, rely on there being some germ of truth in the humor. For example, when jokes mock Jews for being cheap, the germ of truth is that Jews are indeed involved in finance, banking and diamond dealing.

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Posted on August 17, 2013 06:18 PM
Badshahi Mosque, Lahore, PakistanThe next time you have a problem getting permission to build or do something - be a Muslim.

Read the Rest:  Having a Problem Getting a Permit? Call it a Mosque.


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Posted on July 29, 2013 11:32 PM
Hasidic Jews waiting for the Brooklyn FerryJews are not like Muslims. They won't take jobs they cannot religiously do.

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Posted on July 18, 2013 11:39 PM
hot burqa babeAlthough officials involved in the investigation have refused to divulge the titles in the extensive collection of pornography, Planck's Constant has received a secret email from American intelligence-leaker Edward Snowden revealing 13 of the titles...

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Posted on July 4, 2013 10:01 PM
Pakistani Goat Dance and RacesQ: How do Muslims define "bisexual"?
A: Someone who likes girls as well as goats.

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Posted on May 12, 2013 09:30 PM
Oppressed women are easily overlooked. Please support us in the fight for their rights.As to the charge of being offensive and not funny, yes they are offensive, that's why I put the word 'offensive' in the title. If you are offended by offensive Muslim/Arab jokes, don't read past the title.

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Posted on April 9, 2013 08:41 PM
burqa post office boxesIn France, the police are now taking action against people caught in public wearing a burqa.
So far they've arrested four Muslim women and seven letterboxes.

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Posted on April 8, 2013 09:38 PM
Muslim woman driver It seems that fuel tanker drivers want to strike, saying they want more money for the danger of driving around with thousands of gallons of highly explosive liquid.

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Posted on April 7, 2013 11:13 PM
unhappy muslimsMuslims are happy in every country that is not Islamic and unhappy in every country that is!

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Posted on April 1, 2013 10:08 PM
Blue burqa'd woman flying through the streets of Afghanistan.OK - that's it - I'm done - no more disgusting Muslim jokes from me.

Read the Rest:  I Have Changed - No More Disgusting Jokes Mocking Islam, Muslims, or Their Pedophilic Prophet (PBUH)


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Posted on March 15, 2013 11:28 PM
 Bar Rafaeli - my favorite Israeli pastry.I offer a bit of humor to show why Israel with only a few million people are able to withstand for more than six decades the armed forces of Arab nations comprising populations a hundred times greater.

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Posted on February 23, 2013 10:52 PM
Littering in StockholmWe have all seen those documentaries of third world countries: streets filled with litter, garbage, rusting vehicles, beggars, abandoned animals, running sewage. This is not one of those streets. This is in Sweden.

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Posted on February 16, 2013 01:09 PM
Tarzan and Jane and cheetah the chimpanzee If Tarzan and Jane were Muslim, what would cheetah the chimpanzee be?

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Posted on October 11, 2012 10:55 AM
apology to mohammed cartoonI write jokes that harm no one physically while the man I mock was a pedophile, a narcissist, a mass murderer, an assassin, a looter, a lecher, a madman, a torturer ...

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Posted on October 3, 2012 01:41 PM
The Muslim, The Nun, and the ShrimpA Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp. Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it...

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