Posted on September 19, 2014 10:59 PM
Allow me to proudly present my readers with Arab and camel jokes.
Posted on May 29, 2014 05:13 PM
Six Saudi men and 4 from Qatar, who died from sheer fatigue and hunger - waiting for this clock-poster to read 9:15.
Posted on January 28, 2014 07:17 PM
The chupacabra is a legendary creature rumored to inhabit parts of the Americas, with the first sightings reported in Puerto Rico. The name comes from the animal's reported habit of attacking and drinking the blood of livestock, especially goats.
Posted on January 10, 2014 10:33 PM
I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself, "I'm going to take that."
Posted on January 3, 2014 10:51 AM
Ahmed, being a typical unemployed citizen of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, spent much of his time in Internet Cafes where one day he discovered that a vast ocean once covered the sands that today sweep the deserts of Saudi Arabia.
Posted on October 30, 2013 06:45 PM
There may be a handful of Muslims out there who genuinely want to take part in our way of life and eventually renounce Islam. For those Muslims who are on the cusp, who are almost ready to become real Americans and slowly turn away from Islam, I offer the following Shariah-Compliant Halloween Costumes.
Posted on October 28, 2013 07:24 PM
In Islam, it is not a sin to lie to infidels. This is why Muslims easily feed lies to their non-Muslim friends and associates if such lies further the cause of Islam.
Posted on October 16, 2013 11:26 AM
Jokes, in order to be funny, rely on there being some germ of truth in the humor. For example, when jokes mock Jews for being cheap, the germ of truth is that Jews are indeed involved in finance, banking and diamond dealing.
Posted on August 17, 2013 06:18 PM
The next time you have a problem getting permission to build or do something - be a Muslim.
Posted on July 29, 2013 11:32 PM
Jews are not like Muslims. They won't take jobs they cannot religiously do.
Posted on July 18, 2013 11:39 PM
Although officials involved in the investigation have refused to divulge the titles in the extensive collection of pornography, Planck's Constant has received a secret email from American intelligence-leaker Edward Snowden revealing 13 of the titles...
Posted on July 4, 2013 10:01 PM
Q: How do Muslims define "bisexual"?
A: Someone who likes girls as well as goats.
Posted on May 12, 2013 09:30 PM
As to the charge of being offensive and not funny, yes they are offensive, that's why I put the word 'offensive' in the title. If you are offended by offensive Muslim/Arab jokes, don't read past the title.
Posted on April 9, 2013 08:41 PM
In France, the police are now taking action against people caught in public wearing a burqa.
So far they've arrested four Muslim women and seven letterboxes.
Posted on April 8, 2013 09:38 PM
It seems that fuel tanker drivers want to strike, saying they want more money for the danger of driving around with thousands of gallons of highly explosive liquid.
Posted on April 7, 2013 11:13 PM
Muslims are happy in every country that is not Islamic and unhappy in every country that is!
Posted on April 1, 2013 10:08 PM
OK - that's it - I'm done - no more disgusting Muslim jokes from me.
Posted on March 15, 2013 11:28 PM
I offer a bit of humor to show why Israel with only a few million people are able to withstand for more than six decades the armed forces of Arab nations comprising populations a hundred times greater.
Posted on February 23, 2013 10:52 PM
We have all seen those documentaries of third world countries: streets filled with litter, garbage, rusting vehicles, beggars, abandoned animals, running sewage. This is not one of those streets. This is in Sweden.
Posted on February 16, 2013 01:09 PM
If Tarzan and Jane were Muslim, what would cheetah the chimpanzee be?
Posted on October 11, 2012 10:55 AM
I write jokes that harm no one physically while the man I mock was a pedophile, a narcissist, a mass murderer, an assassin, a looter, a lecher, a madman, a torturer ...
Posted on October 3, 2012 01:41 PM
A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp. Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it...
Posted on September 19, 2012 11:15 PM
Here we go again: A French magazine mocked the alleged Prophet Mohammad in cartoons, re-igniting Muslim anger around the world after the video depicting him as a pedophile and lecherous fool.
Posted on September 18, 2012 10:21 PM
The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty - I must have wine."
Posted on August 29, 2012 09:23 PM
I resolved that the next time I saw a Muslim woman I would say something nice. So earlier today I saw her standing there and I told her she had three beautiful children.
Posted on August 1, 2012 09:31 PM
Q: What's the difference between a Pakistani Muslim girl and a water buffalo?
A: The water buffalo has less hair.
Posted on June 27, 2012 10:19 PM
Q: What do you get if you put 30 Arab women in a bomb shelter?
A: A full set of teeth!
Posted on May 21, 2012 10:54 PM
This is my 82nd post on Muslim Jokes. The reason I call them nasty is that they are intended to be spiteful and offensive.
Posted on February 2, 2012 10:14 PM
Recent cases against comedians and actors have raised concerns that Islamists who dominate the new Egyptian parliament will try to stifle freedom of expression.