Posted on May 12, 2013 09:30 PM
As to the charge of being offensive and not funny, yes they are offensive, that's why I put the word 'offensive' in the title. If you are offended by offensive Muslim/Arab jokes, don't read past the title.
Posted on April 9, 2013 08:41 PM
In France, the police are now taking action against people caught in public wearing a burqa.
So far they've arrested four Muslim women and seven letterboxes.
Posted on April 8, 2013 09:38 PM
It seems that fuel tanker drivers want to strike, saying they want more money for the danger of driving around with thousands of gallons of highly explosive liquid.
Posted on April 7, 2013 11:13 PM
Muslims are happy in every country that is not Islamic and unhappy in every country that is!
Posted on April 1, 2013 10:08 PM
OK - that's it - I'm done - no more disgusting Muslim jokes from me.
Posted on March 15, 2013 11:28 PM
I offer a bit of humor to show why Israel with only a few million people are able to withstand for more than six decades the armed forces of Arab nations comprising populations a hundred times greater.
Posted on February 23, 2013 10:52 PM
We have all seen those documentaries of third world countries: streets filled with litter, garbage, rusting vehicles, beggars, abandoned animals, running sewage. This is not one of those streets. This is in Sweden.
Posted on February 16, 2013 01:09 PM
If Tarzan and Jane were Muslim, what would cheetah the chimpanzee be?
Posted on October 11, 2012 10:55 AM
I write jokes that harm no one physically while the man I mock was a pedophile, a narcissist, a mass murderer, an assassin, a looter, a lecher, a madman, a torturer ...
Posted on October 3, 2012 01:41 PM
A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp. Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it...
Posted on September 19, 2012 11:15 PM
Here we go again: A French magazine mocked the alleged Prophet Mohammad in cartoons, re-igniting Muslim anger around the world after the video depicting him as a pedophile and lecherous fool.
Posted on September 18, 2012 10:21 PM
The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty - I must have wine."
Posted on August 29, 2012 09:23 PM
I resolved that the next time I saw a Muslim woman I would say something nice. So earlier today I saw her standing there and I told her she had three beautiful children.
Posted on August 1, 2012 09:31 PM
Q: What's the difference between a Pakistani Muslim girl and a water buffalo?
A: The water buffalo has less hair.
Posted on June 27, 2012 10:19 PM
Q: What do you get if you put 30 Arab women in a bomb shelter?
A: A full set of teeth!
Posted on May 21, 2012 10:54 PM
This is my 82nd post on Muslim Jokes. The reason I call them nasty is that they are intended to be spiteful and offensive.
Posted on February 2, 2012 10:14 PM
Recent cases against comedians and actors have raised concerns that Islamists who dominate the new Egyptian parliament will try to stifle freedom of expression.
Posted on January 24, 2012 11:16 PM
Muslim thugs have stormed the streets of London and are shooting anyone with a British passport.
Posted on January 11, 2012 01:32 PM
In the past decade Muslims have built more than a thousand new mosques in France while the Roman Catholic Church in France has built only 20 new churches.
Posted on January 4, 2012 11:12 PM
One liberal guy said that it was people like me that made him want to leave this country and live in multicultural Europe.
Posted on November 14, 2011 11:40 PM
A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim are all walking through the country and stop at a farmer's house to see if they could sleep there for the night.
Posted on October 6, 2011 11:00 PM
It is time again to offend hundreds of millions of followers of the most barbaric cult in the world. Here for your reading pleasure are a few jokes sure to offend most Muslim Arabs.
Posted on September 23, 2011 08:58 AM
Time travel is actually possible: If you want to know how they lived in the Arabian peninsula more than 1400 years ago you merely need to visit any present-day Islamic country.
Posted on September 20, 2011 10:09 AM
I had an argument with a friend the other day who expressed the sentiment that every Muslim he's ever met had no sense of humor, and worse, had a stick up his ass. I disagreed
Posted on September 18, 2011 06:20 PM
Because there are no mosques in Venice , the Government has allowed the Italian Muslims to pray in the streets as they do in France.
Posted on September 8, 2011 11:10 PM
One of the great joys of youth is laughing at fart noises. The variety of flatulent music is endless: wet raspberries, horn-toots, bladder-poofs and all manner of philharmonic flute sounds.
Posted on August 21, 2011 05:36 PM
Reader D.V. emailed me this photo of the new tattoo women get in Europe to protect themselves from Muslim men.
Posted on August 11, 2011 10:49 PM
Scientists have warned that more than 200 million Muslims could die as a result of global warming.
Posted on August 10, 2011 10:12 PM
Have you heard, they had a look-a-like contest in Pakistan?