
For as long as humans have been able to communicate, they have told stories. Stories of great hunts, of heroes, of battles, and stories of creation. Aside from entertainment, the purpose of these stories was to describe proper behavior: for the hunter, how to bring down that mastodon; for the hero, how to rescue a Helen of Sparta; for soldiers, how to fight against hundreds of thousands when they are but 300; for the common people, rewards for following rules and punishments for breaking a taboo.

Here readers will find the most frequently asked questions by my viewers. This page will be added to from time to time, so please check back often.

Some women are so stupid they need instructions on how to get raped while on holiday. Quite simple, actually: meet strange men at the airport or at some night club and then let them drive you back to your hotel. In this manner the men find out where you are staying and can come back to rape you in the privacy of your own hotel, or they can instead drive you to some secluded spot and screw your brains out.

You may not believe this, but there will be at least one black mother who will permit her black son to go out at the dead of night unaccompanied and dressed as a black cat carrying a black treat bag. If you hit this child, Al Sharpton will make it his business to call you a racist and blame you for the accident and not the mother.

If you buy Playboy magazine for the boobs say so, be honest. It doesn't make you a bad person to admit the truth; quite the opposite, dissembling, lying, hiding the truth makes you a bad person.

The remnants of the sign you see here is all that's left of Gimbels department store warehouse between 31st and 32nd Streets. At one time, the largest department store chain in the country, Gimbels closed its doors in Herald Square in New York in 1987.

I have collected the following Taliban jokes from numerous emails from my readers. Rather than posting one or two emails at a time, I decided to wait until I had a few dozen of them.

The photo on the left is of typical young girls one sees in every American city. Happy, carefree, and reveling in their youth.

I think about nearly naked beach babes at any temperature at any time of the year. However the real reason for displaying sexy pictures of young girls and bikinis, boobs, breasts, and butts is that I need to attract my Muslim readers and nothing brings them here better than college girls' cleavage and public flashing of thongs.

You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.

France's culture minister agreed last week to return five painted wall fragments to Egypt after Egypt cut ties with the Louvre Museum. The fragments came from a 3,200-year-old tomb near the ancient temple city of Luxor.

0The picture you see here was sent to Dr. Darabi from a woman in Iran, taken 20 days after she was lashed fifty times for being present at a family gathering where men other than her father and brother were present.

DNA is just like a fishing hook - it can point to a guilty person so that law enforcement can catch him. But just because hooks catch fish, does not mean they always catch fish.

I have in previous articles stated that Israel is the most moral army in the world. In fact, Israel cares more about the Palestinian people in Gaza than Hamas does.
As corroboration, a British Hero tells the U.N. Council that the IDF is the most moral army in history of warfare.

Those of us old enough to remember Johnny Carson will recall his Carnac the Magnificent routine where Johnny played the role of a swami who could divine the answers to a question inside a sealed envelope.

I was visiting Jamie Jeffords blog when I came upon an interesting widget on his sidebar: His Referrals list.

As a young man, because I like trivia, I would often walk up and down the aisles of the Bayonne Public Library (a bit of trivia: Andrew Carnegie donated $50,000 for its construction in 1903) looking for books which I was not interested in reading. Anyone can read subjects that interest them, but it takes a wandering and wondering mind to take on stuff of absolutely no use or interest.

Here I list Nobel Laureates of Polish descent or born on former and present-day Polish land. Those with a * next to the award year are Jewish.

I just came out of the Holland Tunnel on my way to work in lower Manhattan when I spied this car loaded up like a gypsy camp ahead of me.

I get hundreds of emails asking me to reprint them. Some of them I have indeed posted, thank you, and can be read in my category tagged Emails.

It is believed by many that the highway system, dams, bridges, and other government construction projects created millions of jobs thereby increasing the standard of living; projects which it is believed would never have taken place but for the actions of our government.

If you can believe this: residents of the Oaks Apartments in Albany, Oregon have reportedly been told to take down displays of the American flag because "someone might get offended."

Just like Joseph and his coat of many colors (ignoring for the moment that it's a mistranslation from the Hebrew), Leonid Hurwicz is listed in various Nobel Prize Categories.

In this YouTube video we quickly see the difference between casino CEO Steve Wynn vs Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm.

According to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle the position and momenta of quantum particles cannot be determined beyond an accuracy smaller than a fixed fraction of Planck's constant. Thus God may either know a photon's position but not its momentum or know its momentum but not its position.

Since 1901 there were 106 years in which Nobel Prizes were awarded. At least one Jew has won in 73 of those years. That is, Jews have won in over 68% of all award years.

... even more insulting to Muslims, especially Muslim Arabs, than a female Jew, is a female Jew from Israel. Ada is the sixth Israeli to win a Nobel Prize (in the Sciences or Literature)

Violence in inner city schools is mostly a black problem, or so Jesse Jackson writes. Because banks charge more interest to those who can hardly pay off their loans, Jackson calls them "predatory lenders". Because these poor blacks are "fleeced" they are forced into a life of violence and crime.

It has been fashionable in the past few years for leftists to excuse their hatred for America by pointing out that George Washington, Sam Adams, John Hancock and others were rebelling against their government and that their acts of heroism would today be viewed as acts of terrorism.

The Canadian government allows American hospitals to take in patients Canada cannot help, as a safety valve. Things have gotten so bad in the past few years, Canada has had to face the fact that private clinics now supply services for a fee that public clinics cannot supply for free.

One of the dirty secrets of Canadian Health Care is that without the US health care system as a backup it would fail miserably. Becasue it is a rationed system, Canada Health Care does not have enough doctors, medical equipment or clinics to care of all Canadians.

what is more important than health care? I quickly answered myself: food care. Many of us can go decades through life without ever needing to see a doctor or need medical care; food on the other hand we need every day.