
Speaking of being guilty, in the photo here we see Evan Rachel Wood who is indeed 100% guilty of being overly sexy and should be spanked by me as punishment.

Our government agencies have become so corrupt, so incompetent, so fat and greedy that voting in regular politicians cannot change the culture that we now have in Washington. We need an upsetter-in-chief. Know anyone running who will eliminate every unnecessary agency?

Say No to FBI's request for cracking Apple's iPhone.

If it were not against the law I would gladly donate money to a vigilante group to take this detective out of his home and have him brutally and mercilessly beaten to death with socks filled with razor blades and spiked-ball-bearings.

I came across the following photo of Kim Kardashian which reminds me of a blimp butt I don't know why:

Isn't it time to admit defeat? To acknowledge that the minimum wage and all the programs for the poor have led to declining real wages for many workers and high poverty rates for families with children?

Apple is right - the Feds want to make the world more dangerous for you and me.

Suppose you went into a coma in February of 1980 and didn't come out of it until today, February 2016. Here is the conversation you might have with your doctor as you slowly regain consciousness:

“We should reverse the presumption of confirmation,” Schumer told the American Constitution Society convention in Washington. “The Supreme Court is dangerously out of balance."
I agree.

Known as the the widowhood effect, a study has found that when a husband or wife dies, the remaining spouse's risk of dying is 66 per cent higher in the three months after their partner's death.

I believe that a certain hormone in a female kicks in when the man she is looking at has mucho dinero that clouds her vision and makes her overlook certain defects in her lover.

The U.S. government should pay for a month long vacation in Cuba for every American who reaches voting age. After one month, if they have any intelligence at all, they will never vote for a socialist program or even be liberals ever again.

Obama actually believes his foreign policy actions have been successful. For example, during the State of the Union last year, President Obama claimed "In Iraq and Syria, American leadership — including our military power — is stopping [ISIS]'s advance." Oh really? What an arrogant asshole.

Sometimes in dealing with enemies one has to make alliances with bad people.

I'll admit that on long flights my shoes definitely come off, but my socks stay on. And I certainly don't place them on armrests.