
As a convenience to some of my readers who are tired of writing the word '
Muzzie' whenever the need to insult Muslims becomes necessary, and are looking for some variety, I have selected a few of the best Muslim slurs...

Blogger Robert Stacy McCain described Rule 5 as putting up pictures of pretty women in various stages of undress in order to attract visitors to one's blog. It works for me.

The life of the typical Middle-Eastern Muslim today is one of poverty, misery, frustration, humiliation, boredom, despair, and anger.

If I am ever marooned on a desert Island I think I should prefer my wife rather than a book. In time I will memorize the book and have no further need of it, but my wife will give me something new to ponder every day of my life.

Fox News reported on Tuesday that the number one nation in sexy web searches is Pornistan, oops, I mean Pakistan. This is something I have known for a number of years. In fact, I exploit the fact by using the terms that draw Muslims to my site like lawyers to money: phrases like young girls raped, sex with animals, etc.

Some of my readers may assume the following story is just a complete hoax; but based on all my readings on the paranormal, all my years studying scientific journals, my learned opinion is that it really happened as described. Please read and tell me if you don't find the following macabre experience of a professor at an American university completely credible.

Lebanon filed a complaint Thursday with the UN Security Council about an Israeli incursion into its territory.
This was not your typical border incursion, mind you. After the Israeli Defense Forces left, they took 185 goats with them from the outskirts of the town of Shebaa.

Reader Eli in a response to my article Jewish Honor Killings wrote the following to excuse the savage and barbaric attacks by Muslims: "This area has not only the common religion, but also common social, economic, and political characteristics."

So it was with deep regret and profound sadness that I learned the black and white goat named Rose died after choking on a plastic bag while eating scraps on the streets of Juba.

In Islam, sex with animals is ok as long as there is no anal penetration.