One of the ways to tell if a watermelon is ripe is to look for a bright yellow bottom.
Let's all admit it, Gaza is a festering, gangrenous, rotting, dangerous infestation that threatens to destroy Israel - see photo.
If jurors choose the death penalty for a murderer, then they must draw straws to see who among the jury will stand to be executed if the defendant is subsequently exonerated. That I believe is fair.
The poll results: 45% in favor of the death penalty while 42% were opposed. The rest were undecided.
Film should only do one of two things: make me laugh or make me cry;
Under The Skin neither made me laugh nor cry - it made me yawn.
This is not what Muslims expect to find when googling "great melons."
If the city wants to save itself, I suggest it relocate its trailer-trash and bulldoze everything not casino - something it should have done decades ago.
Here's another photo emailed to me. It's not Scarlett Johansson.
I have gotten the following photo emailed to me a number of times. It's not Scarlett Johansson.
Some of my readers think President Obama is the most indecisive, the weakest, most incompetent, most economically ignorant, most timid, most appeasing, most cowardly, most Islamic-ass-kissing, America-hating, Marxist President this country has ever had, but I beg to differ.
Some of my readers may wonder the value of knowing the percentage of the edible portion of a cantaloupe. Knowing what cut cantaloupe wedges actually costs will help you buy supermarket-cut fruit bowls.
Here we see a photo of President Obama receiving oral sex from a child admirer or is it?
How can one shop for something to eat when you come across other shoppers whose dress and appearance make you cringe?
Well-intentioned morons feed pigeons whose poop corrodes monuments and defaces buildings. As well, the seeds also nourish rats which spread disease.
A Chinese counterfeit of my blog may be the reason I get so few Chinese visitors.
Glenn Beck has promised hundreds of thousands of children from Central America that they if they make the journey to America, they will face possible beatings, starvation, sexual assault and risk being trafficked.
See these Amish kids going to a terror training school? There are bombs in those lunchboxes. Kidding! This would only be true if they were Muslim children.
The percentage of Muslims in prisons in the Netherlands, as well as throughout Europe and the U.S., far exceeds their numbers in the general population of each country.
On 27 March 2002, the day started bright and sunny not much different than the one in the photo right; it would end the day with death and destruction.
Here's an annoying thing: waiting for someone to leave the drive-through window minutes after they received their order.
And lastly, we are the fattest country in the world.
Some poor souls may attempt to ameliorate the barbarity of the Death Penalty, by hoping that the wrongly executed at least get extra points in Heaven.
