Posted on March 13, 2013 08:08 PM

Only GOD can judge me! I eat yogurt. Where words fail, music speaks. Sidewalks are just suggestions. You never realize how shallow your life was until you become a mother. Please let us express ourselves.
Posted on December 20, 2012 10:56 PM

Preparing any dinner is stressful and distracting enough enough without adding texting to the mix. Whatever you do, do not text while preparing the Christmas Goose.
Posted on September 8, 2012 10:12 PM

There are millions of children with mild attention deficit disorder but so what? Unless your child is banging his head on the kitchen table, you will not do him any favors putting him on medication.
Posted on August 22, 2012 07:55 PM

I could tell immediately that this was not intended for an American audience because other countrisSouth Koreans and Japanese are much more advanced in matters of nudity than Americans are.
Posted on August 4, 2012 10:23 PM

As a child I had what we today call attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. Luckily I was never given Ritalin or put into a "special needs" program. Luckily I grew up before education became a government scam.
Posted on July 10, 2012 08:29 PM

If you say "No" to your child more than once a day then you have too much unnecessary junk in your home.
Posted on May 14, 2012 07:45 AM

The question "My Toddler Gets Hysterical When He Has His Hair Cut. What Can I Do?" is wrong. Here is the right question: "When is the right age for my baby's first haircut?"
Posted on May 11, 2012 10:24 AM

I practiced attachment parenting starting in 1976 with the birth of my first child. Both of my sons are the envy of every parent who knows them. No smoking, no drinking, no bad friends, no carousing, no drugs, both hard-working, non-violent, sensible, responsible parents themselves. Attachment parenting - it works.
Posted on April 24, 2012 09:57 PM

This article is intended for mothers who do not know how to get their kids to go to sleep.
Posted on April 14, 2012 10:37 PM

Pools are many times safer than having a dog in the family if there are small children in the house.
Posted on December 11, 2011 10:37 PM

A wide range of toys and children’s products made in China, including those sold by reputable American brands, apparently contained either lead, arsenic, cadmium, mercury, antimony or chromium.
Posted on March 22, 2011 09:56 PM

There is a difference between making fun of someone and bullying. There is a difference between laughing at someone who slips on a banana peel and a bully who purposely pushes someone down. When I was in school, children knew the difference between bullying and teasing. If a child farts in class, it is appropriate that kids laugh at the offending gasbag, otherwise we will have children farting everywhere all day long. However, once the incident is over the laughter should stop.
Posted on February 11, 2011 10:25 PM

"What happened to Andrew Mikel is an example of how oppressive zero-tolerance policies have become," said John W. Whitehead, president of the institute. "School officials have developed a very dangerous mind-set that allows virtually no freedom for students, while at the same time criminalizing childish behavior."
Posted on September 3, 2010 06:41 PM

Today we live a more complicated life, with multiple jobs, multiple wake-up alarms, dozens of to-do lists, digital calendars, and terabytes of information to suck into our brain. If you are like me, you rarely wake up at the same time every day. If a client of mine in India needs to talk to me at 4 in the afternoon then I have to set my clock in New Jersey to alarm at 5:30 in the morning.
Posted on February 5, 2010 06:27 PM

In most countries around the world sleeping with your baby is the norm, not the exception. As a consequence, the incidence of SIDS in these countries is only a tiny fraction of what it is in the US where about 50% of parents do not sleep with their children.
Posted on December 17, 2009 09:41 PM

Yes there are really people named Lahtrina. Check out the MySpace page for LaTrina M. Scott
Posted on October 27, 2009 02:55 PM

You may not believe this, but there will be at least one black mother who will permit her black son to go out at the dead of night unaccompanied and dressed as a black cat carrying a black treat bag. If you hit this child, Al Sharpton will make it his business to call you a racist and blame you for the accident and not the mother.
Posted on September 9, 2009 03:23 PM

Before I discuss children fainting, let me first say: take your kid to the doctor. I write "doctor" rather than "health care professional" because you may be reading this a few years from now and if Obama gets his Health Care Bill passed the term "health care professional" will mean a government idiot bureaucrat although I am being redundant.
Posted on September 1, 2009 08:15 PM

When I moved from New York City at age 7 (1952) to Bayonne, New Jersey, I was supposed to go into the second grade. Sadly, the first grade in New York City schools at that time did not cover spelling or even the alphabet. It seems the school administrators in Bayonne knew this because they asked me to spell apple.
Posted on August 17, 2009 02:20 PM

In the early 1990s I raised thousands of pet mice as a hobby. You can learn much about human behavior by observing mice. A mother mouse will often eat her young if she copulates with a new lover.
Posted on October 2, 2008 12:24 PM

Hey, Bernie, I read your article, Young Children Should never be spanked and I couldn't agree with you more. I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of 'those moments.'
Posted on August 20, 2007 11:06 PM

Mothers sleep better if they sleep with their babies because the baby cries less, nursing is easier, and the baby goes to sleep faster and easier (allowing mother to get more sleep)
Posted on February 2, 2007 05:02 PM

I was able to obtain an exclusive photo of this idiot stewardess when she was a mere infant and as you can see, it explains a lot about her early development and eventual disgust over the human body and in female breasts in particular.
Posted on December 26, 2006 04:08 PM

Let me tell you who is the sexual pervert in this case: the teacher's aide. Unless the child slipped his face between her naked b**bs and did a motorboat and then slapped her face with his p*nis a few times - it is not sexual harassment. This is a four year old doing what all four year olds like to do: hug and show affection.
Posted on December 19, 2006 04:41 AM

There's a reason they call it a pacifier. It quiets down your kids. There is a reason that the world is filled with crying, bawling, yelling, irritating, and whining liberals. Their parents didn't give them a binky.
Posted on April 1, 2006 02:41 AM

Children should be spoiled and loved.