Posted on October 27, 2009 02:55 PM

You may not believe this, but there will be at least one black mother who will permit her black son to go out at the dead of night unaccompanied and dressed as a black cat carrying a black treat bag. If you hit this child, Al Sharpton will make it his business to call you a racist and blame you for the accident and not the mother.
Posted on September 9, 2009 03:23 PM

Before I discuss children fainting, let me first say: take your kid to the doctor. I write "doctor" rather than "health care professional" because you may be reading this a few years from now and if Obama gets his Health Care Bill passed the term "health care professional" will mean a government idiot bureaucrat although I am being redundant.
Posted on September 1, 2009 08:15 PM

When I moved from New York City at age 7 (1952) to Bayonne, New Jersey, I was supposed to go into the second grade. Sadly, the first grade in New York City schools at that time did not cover spelling or even the alphabet. It seems the school administrators in Bayonne knew this because they asked me to spell apple.
Posted on August 17, 2009 02:20 PM

In the early 1990s I raised thousands of pet mice as a hobby. You can learn much about human behavior by observing mice. A mother mouse will often eat her young if she copulates with a new lover.
Posted on October 2, 2008 12:24 PM
Hey, Bernie, I read your article, Young Children Should never be spanked and I couldn't agree with you more. I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of 'those moments.'
Posted on August 20, 2007 11:06 PM
Mothers sleep better if they sleep with their babies because the baby cries less, nursing is easier, and the baby goes to sleep faster and easier (allowing mother to get more sleep)
Posted on December 26, 2006 04:08 PM
Let me tell you who is the sexual pervert in this case: the teacher's aide. Unless the child slipped his face between her naked b**bs and did a motorboat and then slapped her face with his p*nis a few times - it is not sexual harassment. This is a four year old doing what all four year olds like to do: hug and show affection.
Posted on December 19, 2006 04:41 AM
There's a reason they call it a pacifier. It quiets down your kids. There is a reason that the world is filled with crying, bawling, yelling, irritating, and whining liberals. Their parents didn't give them a binky.
One can find more than enough examples on the web of parents asking for advice on how to wrest a binky from their poor children as if they were taking heroin or in possession of stolen property.