Posted on March 10, 2010 12:57 PM

Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science.
Posted on March 7, 2010 08:11 PM

I have this theory about Barack Obama. I think he’s led a kind of make-believe life in which money was provided and doors were opened because at some point early on somebody or some group took a look at this tall, good looking, half-white, half-black, young man with an exotic African/Muslim name and concluded he could be guided toward a life in politics where his facile speaking skills could even put him in the White House.
Posted on February 24, 2010 11:12 PM

People in Schuylkill County, Pennsylvania have a warped sense of humor. It must be something in the coal-infused water.
Posted on February 11, 2010 06:42 PM

Every year at this time I'm often asked, "Are there 13 signs that my lover is the perfect woman with the perfect attitude and deserving of a Valentine Gift?"
Posted on February 8, 2010 08:10 PM

Actually, the protection of all Americans, military and civilian, requires not only a better understanding of the enemy we face, but we must not allow the phrase Islamophobia to be used as a weapon against identifying that enemy. As we did in WWII in alerting our citizens to the Nazi threat ...
Posted on February 6, 2010 04:31 PM

I was 11 years old (November 18, 1956) when Soviet premier Nikita Khrushchev threatened the US with "We will bury you!" I remember my father laughing at the absurdity by saying, "I've lived in Russia - they don't have enough shovels."
Posted on February 1, 2010 07:11 PM

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A man enters and orders a martini. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
Posted on January 11, 2010 06:10 PM
I looked it at the photo below and I have to write, ...unbelievable...
Even though this is shocking to see (please do not let children see this) - scroll down to view the photo of a woman with the two biggest boobs I have ever seen....
Posted on January 11, 2010 04:47 PM

Let's see here. I need to shower, shave, eat some oatmeal (it keeps my cholesterol down), put on my new 'Obama: Change we can believe in' T-shirt, grab my 9mm and a few rounds, hold up a convenience store, and then go buy some crack.......
Posted on November 15, 2009 02:32 PM

All during the reign of G.W. Bush, the dictator who we were warned was building up power for his Nazi takeover of America, leftists told us that we should be sending more of our troops to Afghanistan where our true enemy can be found, not to Iraq.
Posted on November 1, 2009 11:27 PM

A number of readers emailed me suggestions on why the International Olympic Committee chose Rio de Janeiro as the host city for the 2016 Summer Olympic Games. It really wasn't that Brazil's president, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, was a better saleman than Obama, it's just that Rio is an easier product to sell.
Posted on October 24, 2009 09:11 PM

I have collected the following Taliban jokes from numerous emails from my readers. Rather than posting one or two emails at a time, I decided to wait until I had a few dozen of them.
Posted on October 22, 2009 01:14 PM

You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.
Posted on October 15, 2009 04:00 PM

I get hundreds of emails asking me to reprint them. Some of them I have indeed posted, thank you, and can be read in my category tagged Emails.
Posted on October 12, 2009 07:07 PM

In this youtube video we quickly see the difference between casino CEO Steve Wynn vs Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm.
Posted on September 21, 2009 02:36 PM

Reader B.W. sent me this email showing quite clearly the difference between Democrat and Republican Governors. Please be sure to read my notes at the bottom of my post.
Posted on September 16, 2009 06:55 PM

A popular anti-Semitic joke goes like this:
Q: What do you call a Jew on the moon?
A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call two Jews on the moon?
A: Still a problem.
Q: What do you call every Jew on the moon?
A: Problem solved.
Posted on July 8, 2009 12:34 PM

So I get an email that informs me that at 12:34:56 today on 7/8/9 it will be 123456789 which only happens once every 100 years. Actually it was better 6,940 days ago (that's 19 years ago for those of you without a calculator) when we passed through 12:34:56 on 7/7/90 where we had 1234567890 and so all the digits were represented.
Posted on June 16, 2009 02:15 AM

On 9 September 1850, California became a state.
The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.
Posted on June 2, 2009 04:37 PM

When I was 6 years old my mother took me to the women's locker room at Orchard Beach to change. It was not unusual in those days for youngsters like myself to put on my swimming trunks among naked and semi-naked women. No one paid attention to me.