
When the first lingerie shop opened in the UAE, Emiratis reacted as all civilized and advanced peoples do:

My wife wasn't feeling up to it today, so I had to make four blueberry pies, two turkeys, a French onion bean casserole, hot rolls, gravy, mashed potatoes with sour cream, turkey stuffing, and homemade cranberry sauce all by myself.

I was a bad boy in school: disrupting class decorum by making farting or snoring noises, making obscene gestures, interrupting lectures with jokes, or making disparaging remarks about historical figures.

In the 1980s I came upon the idea of bringing my customers to a massage parlor to while away an hour or two while their gold was being tested.

While weekly wages have seemingly kept up with inflation, the true increase in the cost of living has outpaced our ability to buy the same amount of weekly goods in real weight and real count.


Just so no one brands me a racist for calling Obama an incompetent, lying, cheating, calculating, election-rigging President, I personally believe that Nixon was also an incompetent, lying, cheating, calculating, election-rigging President.

Young supporters chant 'Obama, Obama' as Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) takes the stage at rally at the XL Center during the last full day of campaigning before Super Tuesday 4 February 2008 in Hartford, Connecticut."

A majority of Americans actually believe that Obama told what he thought to be the truth when he promised that people who liked their policies could keep them. How stupid can Americans be?

A friend recently asked me why gold dropped in price from $1693 per ounce at the beginning of this year to the present price of a little less than $1283.

Obama misled Israel regarding the terms of the proposed interim agreement with Iran over its nuclear weapons program. French and British officials, and not the White House, told the Israelis that the terms had changed and were much more favorable [to Iran] than what they’d been shown previously by the Obama White House.

Up until 2009, my wife by herself usually made the blueberry pie for Thanksgiving, but her pie has become so popular that one is not enough and friends and relatives have been asking for more, so in the past four years I've helped her in preparing and baking at least three pies for the holiday.

Gerard Richardson was released from a New Jersey prison after serving 19 years for a murder new DNA evidence shows he didn’t commit. He’s pictured here with his sister Yvette.

There are very few instances in history where trials were held after a person died.

Despite the failure of the healthcare website, the broken promises, the cancelled insurance policies, the increases in premiums, and the rising deductibles, it is appropriate that we commemorate the train-wreck called Obamacare with Forever Stamps precisely because it will remain a failure forever.

I personally believe the two men who spent time behind bars with Martin MacNeill, a former Utah doctor on trial for murder, lied when they testified that the doctor had acknowledged killing his wife. That's what jailhouse snitches do: they fabricate evidence encouraged by prosecutors.

If it were a common trite that Mennonite women would apply for jobs at places like Abercrombie Kids demanding to wear modest clothing then I would be asking for them to be exiled from our country.

Once the new food-fare program started, no one could ever again buy an inexpensive, simple hamburger.

So today we will find out that it isn't the Jews who control the world, it's actually McDonald's.

This weekend I stayed at Bally's and I always have a good time there but this morning I was beaten up by a woman.

The race baiter Rev. Al Sharpton walks with demonstrators during a silent march to end 'stop-and-frisk' which, once it is stopped, will endanger mostly blacks and Hispanics.