« December 2013 || February 2014 »


Naughty Nearly Naked Israeli Soldiers


nearly naked idf femalesA group of female Israeli soldiers put these nearly naked photos online.
read more


Bob and Jim Discuss Obama


Obama pointing at his scandalsWhen he was a junior U.S. senator from Illinois, Barack Obama criticized President Bush over a series of supposed Presidential abuses. Now look at him.
read more


A Collection of Muslim Jokes


The Chupacabra ('goat sucker')The chupacabra is a legendary creature rumored to inhabit parts of the Americas, with the first sightings reported in Puerto Rico. The name comes from the animal's reported habit of attacking and drinking the blood of livestock, especially goats.
read more


Tea Party Tax Form


Tea Party Tax FormHere is the new tax form in accordance with the Obama/IRS policy of harassing Tea Party members.
read more


What Muslim Women Should Wear


How people in Muslim countries prefer women to dress in publicA recent survey from the University of Michigan’s Institute for Social Research conducted in seven Muslim-majority countries (Tunisia, Egypt, Iraq, Lebanon, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and Turkey), finds that most people prefer that a woman completely cover her hair, but not necessarily her face.
read more


Speaking English Is Not Enough Tenjooberrymuds


speak english or elseSchools that teach immigrants to speak English should also teach them to speak English without a foreign accent.
read more


The 13 Wonders of Islam


13 largest mosques in the worldOne of the largest mosques in the world, the Prophet's Mosque in the city of Medina, incorporates the site of the final resting place of the world's most evil and barbaric murderer.
read more


Preparing Potatoes for Gnocchi


Gnocchi Paddle or Board If you fry your gnocchi then a gnocchi paddle is not necessary. If you intend on serving them with a sauce then the paddle is de rigueur as the grooves will help the sauce cling to the pasta much better.
read more


The Three Little Pigs As Told by Muslims


graphic novel cover - the three little pigsWe need to stop glorifying the little pigs and make them more acceptable to Muslims.
read more


Obama Thinks Most Americans Are Racist Idiots


what me worry obamaObama: "There’s no doubt that there’s some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president."
read more


Chinese Girl with Snake


chinese girl with snakeWhat better way to advertise a car than to have a nearly naked model with a snake?
read more


Allah Promised the Holy Land to the Jews


Northeast exposure of Al-Aqsa Mosque on the Temple Mount, in the Old City of Jerusalem. For careful readers of the Qur'an, we are told that Allah gave Israel to the Jews. Muslims cannot take away what God has given.
read more


A Muslim Executive Toy Among 13 Newton`s Cradle


newton's cradleTo relieve the stress of my readers who may be adversely affected by Obamacare or who are bored watching our government spend money and issue tens of thousands of new laws and regulations, I offer these 13 examples of Newton's Cradle.
read more


What Happened to E-Referrer?


The end of the Blue Room, popular sandwich haunt for Osmosoftonians everywhereWebsites are not unlike brick and mortar retail stores. You find a great bagel place, you go in every day, eat an everything bagel with cream cheese, sausage and egg, get to know the owners well and then one day the doors are locked...
read more


Why Muslims Cannot Adopt - A sordid Story of Sex


muslims cannot adoptA Muslim man may legally have sex with his adopted daughter (or his adopted son's wife).
read more


Islamic Jokes - Muslim Jokes - Middle East Jokes


9/11 jokes are plane wrongI used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself, "I'm going to take that."
read more


13 Things You Should Not Do to Your Child


Parenting Advice: do not let your children play with knivesMy children came out nearly perfect, yours can too, follow this advice.
read more


On This Cold Day I Offer Hot Weather Girl Jackie Guerrido


Jackie Guerrido presents weather reports from the west coastOn this very, very frigid day allow me to warm up some of my readers with Jackie Guerrido, a Puerto Rican television weather forecaster and journalist.
read more


I Love My Penis - Hand Sanitizer


I heart my penis hand sanitizer border=When I originally saw this item I wasn't sure whether one uses this product before or after yanking one's pud.
read more


Muslims Not Permitted to be Nice to Non-Muslims


BBC comedy series Citizen KhanDevout Muslims are not permitted to be kind to, or even smile at, infidels, with the exception of smiling in order to convert them to Islam, or sell them a used car.
read more


Take Southwest Airlines to Denver to get Pot


Denver 420 Rally on April 20Members of a crowd numbering tens of thousands smoke and listen to live music at the Denver 420 Rally on April 20. This might be a good time to invest in Southwest Airlines.
read more


The Arab Fishing in The Arabian Desert


Salmon Fishing In The YemenAhmed, being a typical unemployed citizen of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, spent much of his time in Internet Cafes where one day he discovered that a vast ocean once covered the sands that today sweep the deserts of Saudi Arabia.
read more


13 Fake Black US Presidents


obama the dictatorIn 1972 I saw my first film (The Man) with a black US President Since then movies and TV have, for the most part, portrayed black US presidents as men with courage, fortitude, intelligence, and who are good leaders not afraid to make difficult decisions without hesitation
read more










Related Posts with Thumbnails

View My Stats
qr code