In March 2009, Secretary of Homeland Security Janet (see-no-terrorist) Napolitano told the German news site "Spiegel Online" that instead of the word 'terrorism' she prefers the phrase 'man-caused' disasters

Read the Rest: Terror or No Terror

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He tempers his anger over the ejection of Muslims from Portugal and Spain 500 years ago and bides his time with the comfort of knowing that one day, all the world will be one Caliphate. He knows this to be true because he knows there are other Muslims not willing to bide their time.

Read the Rest: Typhoon Lagoon and the Reconquista

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Sadly, I do not have the balls of Jack Sparrow to let you see me in pirate gear and garb. Perhaps when I'm laid to rest I'll release those photos. Not because a pirate outfit makes me look silly; rather because it makes me look like a bloodthirsty, barbaric, savage Muslim buccaneer.

Read the Rest: Disneys Pirate and Princess Party

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One of the problems with being on vacation is that it's very difficult to make perfect hardboiled eggs. The reason for this is that the main ingredient is two-week-old eggs.

Read the Rest: How to Make the Perfect Hardboiled Egg

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Lightening knocked out the Internet connection at the Disney Yacht and Beach Club last night.

Read the Rest: In Disneyland

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I'm still in Vegas - Thursday night I saw David Copperfield and last night it was Spamalot. I don't do reviews so if I mention a play or a movie it's only as a segue to some related story.

Read the Rest: Spamalot and the search for Jews

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