Posted on August 13, 2007 07:25 AM
He tempers his anger over the ejection of Muslims from Portugal and Spain 500 years ago and bides his time with the comfort of knowing that one day, all the world will be one Caliphate. He knows this to be true because he knows there are other Muslims not willing to bide their time.
Posted on August 11, 2007 11:26 PM
Sadly, I do not have the balls of Jack Sparrow to let you see me in pirate gear and garb. Perhaps when I'm laid to rest I'll release those photos. Not because a pirate outfit makes me look silly; rather because it makes me look like a bloodthirsty, barbaric, savage Muslim buccaneer.
Posted on August 10, 2007 11:59 PM
One of the problems with being on vacation is that it's very difficult to make perfect hardboiled eggs. The reason for this is that the main ingredient is two-week-old eggs.
Posted on August 7, 2007 06:47 AM
Lightening knocked out the Internet connection at the Disney Yacht and Beach Club last night.
Posted on May 26, 2007 06:54 PM
I'm still in Vegas - Thursday night I saw David Copperfield and last night it was Spamalot. I don't do reviews so if I mention a play or a movie it's only as a segue to some related story.
