Man Cleared of Strangling Wife during Nightmare
Posted on November 20, 2009 03:42 PM
This is no joke: A British man who said he strangled his wife during a nightmare about fighting off an intruder has been found not guilty in her death
This is no joke: A British man who said he strangled his wife during a nightmare about fighting off an intruder has been found not guilty in her death
Courage in Moving
Posted on October 15, 2009 10:38 PM
I just came out of the Holland Tunnel on my way to work in lower Manhattan when I spied this car loaded up like a gypsy camp ahead of me.
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How Many Jews Are There in the Universe?
Posted on September 10, 2009 12:36 PM
Actually I'm not asking. I know the answer, or I should say, I know the answers. One answer, the simple one of course, is that there are a little over 13.2 million Jews in the world or roughly (and ironically) 6 million less than there were in 1939.
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The Inverse Size Rule on Panties
Posted on May 19, 2009 05:10 PM
Take a close look at the two panties. OK, don't look too close. The Full-Cut Cotton Brief on the left sells for about five bucks. The Kimberly Bikini Panty on the right with 5 times less material goes for $28.00. It seems that there is an inverse size rule regarding women's panties, the less material, the more expensive.
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When You Have Absolutely Nothing to Do
Posted on May 1, 2009 12:52 PM
There occurs once every billion seconds of my life a few minutes when I have absolutely nothing to do. Before you hit the calculator, 1 billion seconds is a little over 31 years. And so it was that a few days ago, for the second time in my life, I encountered such a few minutes in which I had absolutely nothing to do. I'm a devil at keeping my brain occupied and I recall coming upon this website based on the Ragdoll's PBS Boohbah television show. The site has no purpose in life other than to keep a person occupied to no good purpose with various boohbah noises and myriad kaleidoscopic patterns.
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The Next President will be left-handed
Posted on October 9, 2008 12:37 AM
During the Presidential debates some of my readers probably noticed that Obama and McCain are both left-handed thus ensuring that the next President of the US will be a Southpaw.In case you are wondering why Angelina Jolie is at the top of this post, she's a lefty which is of course the only reason I pasted her up there.
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Indian man held for stealing frozen sperm
Posted on April 25, 2008 09:48 PM
Am I missing something? Whenever I need frozen sperm I simply put my own in the freezer; why steal the cow when you can milk yourself? I know, I mangled the original aphorism.
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WARNING - Being Anti-War can make you a killer
Posted on September 12, 2007 03:11 PM
Whenever I see anti-War rallies there are always a number of whackjobs holding up signs that are so violent as to border on inciting to riot.
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When Bank Robbers dont get sh*t
Posted on August 21, 2007 11:38 AMThe Price of Virginity
Posted on July 2, 2007 04:47 PM
one must not overlook the savings of buying a Mexican virgin right here in the US and avoiding all the expenses of traveling abroad. Mexico is the number one center for the supply of young children to North America.
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Roy L Pearson Update
Posted on June 14, 2007 10:04 AM
Roy L. Pearson, who filed a $67 million lawsuit against the dry cleaning business that lost his pants, has lowered his demand. Now, he's asking for only $54 million, according to a May 30 court filing in D.C. Superior Court.
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How to get a never ending happy ending
Posted on June 13, 2007 05:14 PM
There are three things for which man has been searching for thousands of years:
#1) The elixir of life: a drink that grants eternal life or eternal youth to those who imbibe it.
#2) The philosopher's stone, in Latin lapis philosophorum, which could turn inexpensive metals such as lead into gold.
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The Day Aliens Abducted my Brother
Posted on November 30, 2006 04:40 PM
I'm not a UFO whacko, but what you are about to read actually happened, every word is true. This is not a joke, nor am I pulling your leg.
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Creepy Test 2% or 98%
Posted on October 5, 2006 04:55 PM
Take this Test:
At the end of this message, you are asked a question.
Answer it immediately. Don't stop and think about it.
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OTA - Me Robot
Posted on September 5, 2006 08:17 AM
OK, this is how it works in America: first comes the technology, then the sex industry moves in and helps spread the technology through their marketing and advertising. We have seen it with video tapes and then the Internet. Will sex robots be the next big thing [no pun intended] in the sex industry?
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I see dead people in mydeathspace
Posted on August 30, 2006 10:23 PM
In the old days [before the 1990s] when people died, what persisted beyond their deaths were their clothes, perhaps some trophies on a mantle and family photo albums. Eventually the clothes would be worn out or given to the Salvation Army, the trophies put in storage and then one day sold for 50 cents in a yard sale, and the photos would grey and fade until the day when no one remembers who that funny old man with the mustache and the big cigar was and those photos are stuffed in large cardboard boxes, then eventually culled by his great-great-grandchildren and unceremoniously dumped into the kitchen wastebasket.
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Doctor Discovers the Orgasmatron
Posted on May 2, 2006 02:22 AM
Dr. Stuart Meloy, an anesthesiologist and pain specialist in Winston-Salem, says he hopes the orgasmatron will help women struggling with sexual dysfunction. (ABC News)
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