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While the Earth Shook


wedding cakeWhile Vestian fragments rich in orthopyroxene hurdle through space, while new stars burst into existence from foaming matter, while galaxies collide and remake their shapes, among all this tumult, I was peacefully standing in front of my son and his beloved.
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Be Proud of The Party of NO


the party of noThe Republicans should take up the banner - point out that this country was founded on saying NO to bad ideas. NO to Taxation without representation, NO to the stamp act, NO to the King, NO to tyranny, NO to subjugation.
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Driving While Asian


sleeping during jury selectionAt the top of this article is a typical American jury. Usually they are bored, asleep, inattentive and apathetic to most cases at bar. Nobel prize winners, rocket scientists, mensa members are rarely found in jury pools. If the Saint Paul jury was anything like that in northern New Jersey, it most likely had a few blacks on it; in fact Saint Paul has a higher proportion of African-Americans to whites than the US average.
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Nude Photo of Nancy Pelosi


nancy pelosi nudePlease be warned that if you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," DO NOT open it!
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Hispanics Can Be Republicans


more_picsBlogger David Zincavage has the right advice for Republicans: that they could count on more Hispanic votes if only they would stop with the ridiculous anti-immigration rhetoric.
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Schuylkill County Pennsylvania has a warped sense of humor


Sorry Hunters. Obama ruined healthcare. We can't afford to have injured hunters on our conscience, so I'm staying home! Sorry,the DeerPeople in Schuylkill County, Pennsylvania have a warped sense of humor. It must be something in the coal-infused water.
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Why are We in Iraq and Afghanistan


Afghan Border Police (ABP) members provide security during the processing of illegal narcotics which were seized during an ambush on 14 Dec 2008First of all, this question would not have been posed half a century ago. Back then, we had fewer Liberals and Muslims in America, that is to say, fewer idiots, and so fewer silly questions. Can you imagine anyone during WWII carrying signs asking why we are attacking Germany, a country that never attacked us directly? How about signs with "No Blood for Beer" as if America could not buy or produce any beer on its own, but had to get it from Germany or else?
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NYPD Stop-and-frisk Numbers Soar


SOHO rapistAs usual, whenever the proper number of blacks and Hispanics are stopped-and-frisked some Liberal group crawls out from under a rock and complains that minorities are being unfairly targeted. NY Police released data last week showing that a record 575,304 people - 87% of them black or Latino - were stopped and questioned by city officers in 2009 resulting in more than 35,000 arrests and 7,612 weapons confiscated 1.
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Israel Takes the Fun out of Shooting Down Planes


Israeli air force unmanned plane in the Tel Nof baseThere are certain kinds of ignorant, petty, cruel people in the world, the ones who tie firecrackers to frogs to see them explode, the ones who tear the wings off flies to see them suffer, and the ones who blow up buses filled with Israeli children because it is a joy in life to see Jews die.
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The Assassination of Mahmoud al-Mabhouh


At a rally in Gaza, Hamas fighters stand in front of a portrait of Mahmoud MabhouhThe "tough guy" restored the reverence for the name Mosaad. Let the world stand in awe. Let the bloodthirsty Muslim terrorists shiver in fright. Let every Jew walk with pride. Let every enemy of Israel (as well as of Jews all over the world) know that Jewish blood is precious. Let them know that their every attack against Israel will be met with uncompromising justice.
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Just a Girl in short shorts talking about whatever


Just a Girl in short shorts talking about whateverAmazingly, Google, which is so good at so many different things, is such a jerk as to how it operates Blogger. The correct way to take care of spam Sites is to do nothing until a Blogger employee has the time to take a look see. Otherwise to arbitrarily and without prior review simply freeze a website until some live person gets the time to judge the website does more harm than good. Is this how they practice "Don't be evil"?
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Fun Tattoos to Show Police


gun tattoo on stomachHere's a fun idea: if you are ever questioned by police about carrying any weapons, lift your shirt with this tattoo and quickly lunge for your navel. Then when they finish pummeling you with nightsticks, you can all have a good laugh at their misunderstanding. I find that cops always have a good sense of humor about these things.
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Islam is the Fastest Growing Religion - Not


muslims meccaAccording to Adherents.com, Christianity is the largest religion, followed by Islam and then by those who do not believe in God or non-religious coming in third. More than 75% of the peoples of Earth are not Muslims. That is to say, Islam is not the most popular religion.
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Too Drunk to Drive Too Fat to Fly


Silent Bob in a BathrobeWhat is it about certain people who are a danger to others that they arrogantly deny the harm they pose and defy the rules and regulations society has designed to minimize that danger? In a previous post I related the story of Mary Mallon who, despite being informed she was a carrier of Typhoid fever, defiantly continued to cook for others and continued to spread the disease.
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A duck`s quack doesn`t echo and no one knows why


duck quack echoSimilarly, despite centuries of evidence that Islam is a political system bent on world domination with no tolerance for real religions, there still exist today dhimmis, appeasers, and liberal idiots who believe that Islam is a religion.
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Christians Driven out of Holy Land


Muslim women at Bethlehem christmas celebrationsBethlehem is one of the oldest Christian communities in the world, for the time being. Soon there will be no Christians left at all. In 1948 the city of Bethlehem was 80% Christian - today it is only 20% Christian. The city is the birthplace of David and the location where he was crowned as the king of Israel. In addition, most Christians believe the city to be the birthplace of Jesus.
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Do Body Scanners Violate Jewish Law?


airport body scannersJewish Law only applies to Jews. Actions that would be violations if committed by Jews do not affect gentiles. For example, many religious Jews hire a Shabbat goy to perform certain acts on the Sabbath which are forbidden to Jews within Jewish law. A religious Jew using a full body scanner may violate Jewish law, a goy doing it certainly does not.
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Politically Incorrect Colors


Noe - angry animeThere are seven colors in a rainbow and 64 in a box of crayons. So why, some people in Atlanta are asking, did the transit authority have to pick yellow?
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When Infidel Women Say No


For times when she says noAs you are aware, Ahmed, the typical response of a Muslim when he hears an American (or even European) woman say, "No!" is to break out the rope and duct tape from his turban. However, most western countries discourage this type of behavior.
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Does She Deserve a Valentine Gift?


muslim heavenEvery year at this time I'm often asked, "Are there 13 signs that my lover is the perfect woman with the perfect attitude and deserving of a Valentine Gift?"
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What Do I See in my Rearview Mirror?


boobs on beetleA reader of mine forwarded this to me from the Russian forum Kamorka (garret). But before I show it to you, tell me what your first thought is upon looking in the rearview mirror. Did some beautiful, callimammarous young woman sneak into the back seat of your car?
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Islam to Blame for Barbarism Not Culture


being a muslim is no excuse for acting like a muslimReader Eli in a response to my article Jewish Honor Killings wrote the following to excuse the savage and barbaric attacks by Muslims: "This area has not only the common religion, but also common social, economic, and political characteristics."
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English for Muslims Part 1


big coconut at beachI will admit that there are huge differences in culture regarding how Americans and Muslims view women. So in this lesson we will cover words we use in tribute to the female body. This is nothing to be ashamed about, Ahmed. Allah in his wisdom created among the females in the animal kingdom, certain plumage, feathers, coloring and so on to help the female attract the male. While it is true that Muslims are attracted to all females, and even some females of different species such as goats and camels, American men are not attracted to all women.
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Muslim College Students Are Animals


Israeli Ambassador Michael Oren This is how it is when we only have less than 1% Muslims in this country. If we ever get to the point where 5% or more of this country is Muslim, then life as we know it is over. And that is not an exaggeration. France is already an Islamic-occupied country where the majority of Muslims born in France do not even speak French.
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Female Genital Mutilation As a Cultural Tradition


FGM InstrumentsMost African countries have practiced FGM for thousands of years, before the Islamization of the continent, so it may seem odd to blame Muslims for continuing the practice rather than the underlying culture. However, one wonders why Muslims didn't ban the practice, after all, one of the main hypes about Islam is how it liberated women from primitive practices.
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Coward, Defeatist and Traitor John Murtha Dies


Coward, Defeatist and Traitor John Murtha DiesUseful Idiot John Murtha died today
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A Muslim in Plain Sight


anti-Islam war postersActually, the protection of all Americans, military and civilian, requires not only a better understanding of the enemy we face, but we must not allow the phrase Islamophobia to be used as a weapon against identifying that enemy. As we did in WWII in alerting our citizens to the Nazi threat...
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Fatties or Addicts Should Not have Babies


really fat girlsWhat business is it of mine what you do during pregnancy? Hey, if you are a pregnant whiskey-swilling. drug-addled, cigar-smoking fat pig in the wilderness of British Columbia and your child will never come to America and drain our resources and fill our prisons, then I say, go at it, have a dozen little retarded social misfits, I don't care.
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Taxes and Unions Killing New Jersey


Tea Party on Tax DayMore than $70 billion in wealth left New Jersey between 2004 and 2008 as affluent residents moved elsewhere, according to a report released Wednesday that marks a swift reversal of fortune for a state once considered the nation’s wealthiest.
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The Coming Downfall of Russia


Soviet Propaganda PosterI was 11 years old (November 18, 1956) when Soviet premier Nikita Khrushchev threatened the US with "We will bury you!" I remember my father laughing at the absurdity by saying, "I've lived in Russia - they don't have enough shovels."
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Reading My Blog Saves Lives


6/365 Sleeping BabyIn most countries around the world sleeping with your baby is the norm, not the exception. As a consequence, the incidence of SIDS in these countries is only a tiny fraction of what it is in the US where about 50% of parents do not sleep with their children.
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Why Compare Jewish and Muslim Achievements?


Museum of the History of Islam, Science and TechnologyI do not write that Muslims are uneducated and backward because it makes me feel good, it does not. My articles' purpose is to inform Arabs, Persians, Punjabis and others of the Muslim faith that they can be just as successful, smart and happy as the Jews are; they merely have to discard the faith that holds them back. Is that such a bad thing?
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13 Violations of Public Etiquette


When the only item of clothing on your upper body is a levitating pink mesh cap at 52 degree tilt, you're a huge sack of existential douchebaggeryWhen the human species lived in caves there were very few rules of etiquette. You could let loose a flaming fart, sneeze directly into your cavemate's face, pick cooties out of your hair, or even extricate a large booger from your nose and pop it into your mouth; no one would complain.
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Hirsi Ali Fights for Rights of Muslim Women


Police lead Ayaan Hirsi Ali’s lecture attendees through metal detectors at the Wisconsin Union TheaterDon't you find it odd, that in all non-Muslim countries where women are free to wear whatever they want and free from compulsion or force that none of the non-Muslim women choose to cover themselves head-to-toe? If women truly, truly wanted to wear those stifling items of clothing, then why aren't even a tiny, teensy-weensy slim minority of infidel women wearing burqas and niqabs? One could take a wild guess: because they are not compelled to do so.
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Profiting From Evil


Hitler's MercedesAs someone who lost 98% of all of his relatives to Nazi extermination, my first reaction is that all Nazi memorabilia should be destroyed. But history, even the most disgusting and vile history, should be preserved. Book burning is not something I ever want to see again.
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How to Add the Proper Amount of Pepper to Food


salt pincherIt's very simple: if you use a pepper mill, then simply twist a quarter-turn of ground pepper onto a plate, press your index finger on the pepper grounds and whatever sticks to your finger is the right amount to flick into your soup, salad, mashed potatoes, whatever.
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The Robot Bartender


asahi beer robot bartenderA popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A man enters and orders a martini. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
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Al Qaeda Reads My Blog


scarlett johansson - blonde bombshellIf Muslim women start this new fashion of bombs in breasts, then I wonder how that will affect the anti-war group known as Breasts Not Bombs.
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