My Back is Fine
Despite a long journey through physical therapy, an inversion table, two epidural steroid injections my back was still out of whack. I finally decided on laser surgery.
Despite a long journey through physical therapy, an inversion table, two epidural steroid injections my back was still out of whack. I finally decided on laser surgery.
Going for a Cardiac Catheterization
A few days ago I took a stress test and based on the results my doctor has scheduled a cardiac catheterization for me to be done this morning. A long thin tube called a catheter will be inserted in an artery near my groin and threaded toward my heart. If all is well, I will...
Want to Look Young? Try a Semen Facial.
No joke, a semen facial can clear up skin and leave you younger-looking. Spermine is a powerful antioxidant in human sperm and some beauty goers swear by its anti-aging powers.
March 31 - National Feel a Boob Day
Today, 31 March, is National Feel a Boob Day. But this is not a day to sexually assault people, it's all about breast cancer awareness so don't go fondling strangers' breasts without permission. It's meant to encourage women to examine their breasts and for their significant other to help them find cancer signs or lumps.
Fake News - Ebola Found in Hair Extensions
Ebola graffiti in Beverly, Mass. The Ebola scare rumors begin.13 Deadly Diseases - Islam is Third
Many blame the current spread of Ebola on the funeral practices of Muslims.
Ebola Trivia Questions
I apologize for displaying this image of a young woman who was the victim of the ravages of the world's most deadliest disease.
Never Buy Tuna Cans with Oil
Adding oil to tuna is counterproductive, sort of like adding Muslims to a free society.
I Love My Penis - Hand Sanitizer
When I originally saw this item I wasn't sure whether one uses this product before or after yanking one's pud.
Take Southwest Airlines to Denver to get Pot
Members of a crowd numbering tens of thousands smoke and listen to live music at the Denver 420 Rally on April 20. This might be a good time to invest in Southwest Airlines.
