Posted on September 17, 2009 10:45 AM
America has had two colossal failures since its founding: the War on Alcohol and the War on Drugs. We all acknowledge now that the former facilitated the fantastic growth and power of the Mafia. Sadly, our politicians have yet to admit the public corruption and the creation of new gangs we have encouraged by the latter. Drug criminals now control our border with Mexico. We spend $1,673.45 per second per day on the greatest failure in our history the only result of which is that we have now become the prison capital of the world with no diminution of drug use to show for decades of effort and billions spent each month.
Posted on June 16, 2009 01:28 AM
Ironically, while most of Europe is only now realizing what a blunder socialism really is, we in America elect the most socialist President in history.
Posted on July 4, 2008 10:30 AM
So on this day we celebrate the founding of a nation in which we are not only allowed to have fun, but it is declared that we have the fundamental right to so.
Today, I will pursue my happiness with a picnic with my family. We will eat, we will drink, and we will be merry.
Posted on March 11, 2008 11:46 AM
my suggestion for politicians: since this country is so anal about sex, perhaps they should engage in a more discreet variety of sex where the object of their affection won't talk to reporters and the cost is more reasonable than $1,000 per hour.
Posted on March 10, 2008 04:38 PM
in San Francisco, it's illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner but if that's true why do the courts allow the San Francisco City Council to congregate on city streets?
Posted on January 7, 2008 06:33 PM
Africa has enough oil and mineral wealth to make every one of its inhabitants a millionaire. Since its "release" from the shackles of colonialism, Africa has steadily become poorer compared to the rest of the world.
Posted on July 18, 2007 01:19 PM
Harry Reid or as his friends call him, Harry Khalil Mohammed Khalid Ibrahimi el-Gamel-fokker Mousaka Moustafa al-Reid, has been trying very hard to get us to retreat before the surge in Iraq has a chance of success.
Posted on April 18, 2007 01:43 PM
More people have died in Hollywood Westerns than ever died in the rootin', tootin', gun-totin', gun-slingin',free-for-all, anyone-can-pack-a-gun wild wild west.
Posted on March 24, 2007 11:16 PM
"Operation America Rising" Will take place on 7-7-07 in every capitol city in America at the same time. There will be prominent speakers and entertainers. Children and adults will be gathered together saluting America's finest.
Posted on February 8, 2007 02:59 AM
It's everywhere. Visit any forum on steroids, cars, ipods, whatever, invariably you will find a rant about how George Bush engineered the destruction of the WTC just so he could invade Iraq to help his oil buddies.
Posted on January 29, 2007 02:42 AM
Fifty-five years ago: Liberals as children: "Dad, Come See the Kittens"...
Posted on January 24, 2007 03:31 AM
Had Eva Peron had better health, she might well have become the most powerful woman in South America. Hillary is not the first woman to ride the coattails of her husband or to cater to the poor and working class.
Posted on December 7, 2006 01:51 PM
Liberal Idiots have been disputing President Bush's often repeated assertion that "we fight them there so we don't have to fight them here" as fear-mongering and that the fighting in Iraq is nothing more than native Iraqis fighting for power and turf.
Posted on December 1, 2006 08:08 PM
What I'm about to say will sound so outrageous that I have to preface my article by saying this is no satire. I mean every word: let the Africans die. And not because I am insensitive to the lives of all those poor starving and dying children but because my heart breaks over it.
Posted on November 29, 2006 01:54 PM
90% of the illegal Mexican Immigrant population is in California, Texas, Florida, and other Southern States. I wondered why there were so few illegals in our northernmost states. After a little careful research it became obvious that the Upstate NY Border Patrol was a significant barrier to illegals entering. Here is a recent photo of a group of Border Control Agents:...
Posted on October 24, 2006 12:09 AM
Today, the French newspapers Le Figaro and Le Monde carry articles warning that police fear that riots on the scale of those which took place last year are ready to flare up again.
Posted on October 23, 2006 05:07 PM
CHARLIE-COMPANY: 1st Platoon Leaders Sgt. Michael Wishnia, 2nd from left, a friend of mine who recently came back from Iraq, is not a poor black youth, contrary to Charlie Rangel's frequent assertion: "American blacks and poor whites are dying in Iraq, while those who supported the war aren't paying any price". Our new military is filled with children of well-to-do parents who cannot wait to go to fight in Iraq. That is why the anti-war movement cannot take off in...
Posted on October 2, 2006 04:30 PM
Everyone has already commented on Bill's losing it with Chris Wallace, but we shouldn't forget all the fun we had when he was still Prez: Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no"....
Posted on August 26, 2006 11:41 AM
Then I get this email telling me that when I apply the epithet "idiots" to those with whom I disagree, I am guilty of using the logical phallacy, oops, Freudian slip, I mean using the logical fallacy of "Ad Hominem". Instead of attacking the arguments and premises of my opponent, I attack on the basis of some irrelevant fact, like his intelligence.
Posted on August 12, 2006 05:39 PM
Want to see something hilarious? Want to fall on the floor busting your gut with laughter? Then look at these images of Bush as Hitler. The photos [disclaimer - yes, they are photoshopped] are not humorous; what is humorous is that leftists who trivialize the memory of one of the world's most evil creature by comparing him to George Bush
Posted on July 22, 2006 09:51 AM
Suppose you have a son that wants to open up a tanning salon in Tangier. Why Tangier? you may ask. Seems there are plenty of brown people there already and the sun shines like 360 days a year. Well, your boy says, "Think of the name: Tangier Tanning!" Now suppose you have another son who wants to be a doctor. Over the years you help the aspiring doctor son with hundreds of thousands of dollars and to your Tanning Salon...
America has had two colossal failures since its founding: the War on Alcohol and the War on Drugs. We all acknowledge now that the former facilitated the fantastic growth and power of the Mafia. Sadly, our politicians have yet to admit the public corruption and the creation of new gangs we have encouraged by the latter. Drug criminals now control our border with Mexico. We spend $1,673.45 per second per day on the greatest failure in our history the only result of which is that we have now become the prison capital of the world with no diminution of drug use to show for decades of effort and billions spent each month.
