
Here's the problem: your house is surrounded by 100 thugs who throw grenades into your home every day. Because you have a good security system, you are forewarned that a grenade is coming your way so most of the time you are lucky. You take your family into the cellar and during the course of a year two of your children are killed.

Blogger Tom at his website The Badrash (most likely a fellow who thinks he cares about people but is too young to realize the consequences of his actions) posted a photo of Joyce, seen here, a 16 months-old Kenyan who'll die if she doesn't get heart surgery soon. What Tom does not realize is that Joyce's mother should never have been born, saving Joyce all the pain and suffering she is going through now.

Whenever I make fun of Muslim violence and Islamic bombings, some Muslim always responds with some excuse that they happen to live peaceful lives, that they don't blow up buses filled with schoolchildren, nor are they stoned or killed for not wearing the hijab. Usually these peaceful, liberated Muslims live in Western countries and think that because they haven't yet been killed for taking on western ways that Muslim life must truly be just as they are living it.

My readers often challenge me in emails. There are hundreds of websites that have already published this particular challenge, but reader Bernard Wishnia knows I like to add my particular twist to these types of Internet puzzles.

Here is a photo of our family Christmas Tree taken last night. Three generations live in our home: my wife and I, my two sons and my two daughters-in-law and two grandchildren (both aged 9). We are all atheists, my two sons, my wife and I, but we celebrate Christmas much in the same manner as Christians. As terribly out of fashion as it is these days, we watch 'March of the Wooden Soldiers', 'It's a Wonderful Life' , 'A Christmas Carol'; we string hundreds of lights outside, we cook a Christmas turkey, and we have friends and family come over on the 26th of December to share gifts, good wishes, and our great fortune and joy in being Americans.

And so today in this time in history while most of world Jewry celebrates the miracle of Hanukkah and the eight days of light, I celebrate the chutzpah of spirit to fight against a superior army and win. I honor the memory of those Jews who recognized evil and refused to tolerate it or bend their knee in subjugation.

There live among us Muslims so ignorant and so in denial about their own religion that we have to ridicule them publicly. Anonymous left this comment in response to my article '13 Christmas Gifts for our Muslim Friends': "This is indeed sad. Search the web, and I guarantee that you will not find such a low down article by a Muslim against the Christian or the Jewish faith"
Can anyone be that stupid?

So I get this silly email that asks me if I can spot Santa with his reindeer, and especially Rudolph the Red-nosed in the image above.

In a previous article I illustrated graphically how a woman's brain works, Mark Gungor (Website: Laugh Your Way to a Better Marriage) explains in humorous detail how Men's and Women's brains are different in this stand up routine on YouTube video:

Some idiots in this country hate Jews. So what? Is there any group of people that are not despised by some other group? There are some Jews who are worried that Bernie Madoff gives ammo to anti-Semites everywhere, but I personally do not think there are people sitting around the dinner table who did not hate Jews before who read about Madoff's Ponzi scheme and suddenly stand up, pound the table and declare that Jews are money-grubbing maggots that should be destroyed.

Becky over at her tantalizingly-named blog
Just a Girl in short shorts talking about whatever is having a Two Millionth Visitor Party today. Congratulations Becky. Not to take anything away from her, I had my Two-Millionth visitor on Monday but I let the event slide by. I should have made some note of it, thanking my readers for helping me achieve that milepost.

Internet and phone communications between Europe, the Middle East and Asia were severely disrupted Friday after three undersea cables were damaged in the Mediterranean.
The cable cut affects 12 countries: Bangladesh, Egypt, France, India, Indonesia, Italy, Malaysia, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Sri Lanka, and United Arab Emirates.

After the most egregious case of frivolous litigation in American history, The Roy Pearson Chung Dry Cleaner Suit has finally been put to rest. Roy Pearson, the former administrative law judge who unsuccessfully sued his dry cleaner for $54 million over a pair of lost pants, finally lost his case before the D.C. Court of Appeals which handed down its ruling today.

If I write that Muslim Honor Killings against women has brought brutality to a level worthy of primitive savages, the defense is that this is a Middle Eastern thing, not a Muslim-wide concept and that less than 20% of Muslims are from the Middle East, therefore I cannot attack the entirety of Islam for the beliefs of a paltry few hundred million Middle-Eastern Muslims.

We've heard it for years, the jokes of how Detroit hires lawyers to fight regulations and the Japanese hire engineers to comply with them, how Japanese engineers make more money than Japanese autoworkers but in Detroit it's the other way around, how Detroit CEOs are all MBAs without any technical expertise at all. So it shouldn't surprise anyone that eventually Detroit had to implode.

An avid reader of my blog, Bernard Wishnia is on some master email list and gets almost every possible item circulating on the Internet. So he sent me the following email and asked me to check on it. I know what you are thinking, he can simply go to Snopes and see whether the facts stated in the email are true or not; however, Bernard Wishnia doesn't simply want a true or false answer, he likes detail and he knows that I rarely give a simple answer, that I like to give good detail.

The difference between the two is very simple: here is Ford's 22 Pound, 2,215 page, 2007 Contract with the UAW in 5 volumes. The Coke can is for scale although the scale of stupidity of the automakers' management in agreeing to anything of this size is incredible.
Now take a look at the one page contract with workers for Japanese manufacturers.

I suppose if I had a few billion dollars in some hedge funds right now I would be asking to take my money out and start buying gold before the dollar collapses altogether and even before Obama gets his chance to ruin our economy. The amounts of moneys being bandied about in our society today are so huge that it staggers the mind. Baseball players get quarter billion dollar contracts and even more, Detroit needs tens of billions just to eek by for a month.

As I explained in a previous post, I voted for Obama not because I agree with his obvious socialist views but rather because I intend to profit from the coming collapse and I also hope that the idiots who voted for him will realize what a mistake it is to vote for a liberal, especially such an extreme liberal.
I know some of you may think it rather callous of me to wish this country harm or that adds peril to the safety of my fellow citizens. So let me explain why I wanted a socialist to ruin our great country at this particular time in history.

In my article Iraq's Sexy Salad Days I reported that vegetable stands in Iraq cannot have cucumbers and tomatoes together. In fact even placing them side by side in crates would lead to at least a whipping, perhaps even death by the morality police that all Islamic countries are plagued with.
So I have taken it upon myself to find 13 examples on the Internet of filthy, disgusting, sinful, sexually provocative fruit and vegetables and may I burn in Islamic Hell for it.

It seems that there are fewer and fewer children at weddings. At least the ones I get invited to. I have even received invitations to a few where it was explicitly requested that no children come at all. But barring extenuating circumstances, I turn down weddings that do not want children attending. A wedding should celebrate family. Sadly, families today have very few children or no children at all. I exclude, of course, immigrant families, especially Muslim ones.

Ironically, while the naked virgin photo in my previous post was deemed indecent by the UK's Internet Watch Foundation, an Abercrombie & Fitch Quarterly magazine which was removed in 2002 in the America after four US states threatened legal action over its display of semi-nude young men is now available in London. Seems semi-naked young boys are indecent in America but not indecent in the UK. Very confusing for retailers to say the least.

Last Saturday the watchdog group Internet Watch Foundation (UK) placed Wikipedia on its blacklist when the group was told the encyclopedia had published the banned cover of a 1970s Scorpions album, Virgin Killer, featuring a naked prepubescent girl.

Well dear readers, it has been one helluva ride but the time has come to move on and do what's right. This may be my last post for some time. This will come as a shock to some of you, but I have made the decision to leave home for a complete year effective this Saturday, 13 Dec 2008.

If Dave and his crew had landed in Saudi Arabia instead of New York City, they would have found a race of beings unworthy of existence. They would have found no music, no dancing, and no joy of life but only miserable creatures practicing unspeakable barbarity against each other; hateful monsters who enslave their female partners; primitive, savage, backward, ignorant sand fleas who spread their corrosive culture by force and unimaginable brutality.

I avoid writing about Muslim atrocities every day; I know other bloggers like Infidels are Cool post quite a number of articles every single day regarding the slow corrosion of the West by moderate Muslims and the fast destruction of those who disagree with Islam by non-moderate Muslims.

It has been estimated that between 1973 and 1993 black women have had about 10 million abortions keeping the numbers of blacks at 30 million instead of 40 million. As bad as this sounds this is actually a good thing for the black community since 94% of black victims are killed by blacks and homicide is the leading cause of death among African-American males aged 15 to 34.

Ian Welsh, contributing to AllVoices asks, "If the US can bomb Pakistan whenever it feels like by using the justification of terrorism, why can't India?"

In episode 10 of season 5 of Boston Legal, Shirley Schmidt has reluctantly invited members of the firm and even some non-members to her home for Thanksgiving dinner. An excellent summary of the episode can be gotten at the blog It Happened Last Night.

In 1974 I couldn't get enough of Kung Fu movies, especially Bruce Lee films, such as Enter the Dragon and Fists of Fury. Bruce Lee arguably had the most cut body and the fastest attack moves of any person in history. Very few people realize that Bruce Lee was much too fast to even be recorded in 24 frames per second.