
After years of observing mice I came to the conclusion that human beings, unrestrained by law and morality, act much like mice. And men, like mice, need variety in their sex life.

All eight limbs to intertwine with!! How do you like it this way? Ah, look! The inside has swollen, moistened by the warm waters of lust. "Nura nura doku doku doku..."

For feminists, copulation may be an evolutionary step backwards but contrary to the current Islamic belief that the clitoris is unnecessary, it's a good thing that women get to enjoy a little dicki before reproducing.

A parent who removes a child from a class that uses anatomically accurate words enforces in children the idea that their questions or concerns about sexual matters will get them in trouble. Pedophiles use this enforced silence to continue their predation of these poor children.

A Muslim man may legally have sex with his adopted daughter (or his adopted son's wife).

The ideal penis measures from 7 to 8.25 inches in length and from 6.25 to 6.5 inches in circumference, so my wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers...

So how do women prove to the court that their husbands are impotent?

For hundreds of thousands of years, men and women have had normal relationships and by normal, I mean there was sex, lots of sex. Friendship was never one of those relationships.

Despite what women think that men think, the UK's leading sexpert Tracey Cox informs us of a recent study showing that first-date sex doesn't lower a woman's chances of being involved in a long-lasting relationship.

Most of the foreign visitors to my website land on my articles that display nearly naked white women. I work very hard to lure Muslims here.