
To any sane, intelligent person, an invitation to the White House is a great, once in a life-time honor. Liberal idiots - how stupid can one be?

The U.S. government should pay for a month long vacation in Cuba for every American who reaches voting age. After one month, if they have any intelligence at all, they will never vote for a socialist program or even be liberals ever again.

You have been duped Obama: Ahmed's so-called "invention" is an old Radio Shack clock that was simply taken apart. Are you going to rescind his invitation to the White House?

When I first heard this joke in 1965 I informed the Israeli that the joke was probably inspired by the story of Sergeant York from the First World War wherein York would cackle "Gobble Gobble!" in order to get enemy Germans to raise their head and then shoot them.

I have no doubt that the Qu`ran forbids a woman's bosoms from shaking to the tune of Mozart’s
Eine kleine Nachtmusik.

The following promotional video for Fortnight Lingerie seems to be an accurate tutorial on administering CPR; however there is one thing wrong, can you spot it?

For feminists, copulation may be an evolutionary step backwards but contrary to the current Islamic belief that the clitoris is unnecessary, it's a good thing that women get to enjoy a little dicki before reproducing.

Here's an easy way to tell if an item is a scam: if it sells for 50% less than a similar item on eBay.

The Brown family, just like the Trayvon Martin family, defended their son as a good boy even though they knew he was a thievin' violent thug. Within hours of the shooting incident, one of the witnesses tweeted about the robbery Brown committed only minutes earlier.