
So that we are not forced to be judged as pigs, we sometimes say things we do not mean. Although these are gender stereotypes, this does not mean they do not accurately reflect the truth in a humorous way.

I believe high fives should be reserved for game changing homers, not every homer, but ones that reverse a downward slide. My sons and I are not guys that high five lightly.

Pakistani activists shout slogans during a protest against anti-Christian violence.

If per capita consumption of water resources continues to rise at its current rate, humankind could be using over 90 per cent of all available freshwater by 2025; but there will not be enough for Africa.

The way Misyar or traveler’s marriage works is this: let's say you are a rich old Saudi Muslim and you need to pork some young 13 year old...

We have all seen those documentaries of third world countries: streets filled with litter, garbage, rusting vehicles, beggars, abandoned animals, running sewage. This is not one of those streets. This is in Sweden.

One of my visitors disagrees that Muslim culture is ignorant, violent, stupid, sick, bigoted, primitive, deluded, misogynistic, intolerant, hateful, backward and savage.

To make living with a man easier, women sometimes are forced to say things they do not mean. Although they are gender stereotypes, this does not mean they do not accurately reflect the truth in a humorous way.

I am not going to advise you to have barley for breakfast, or run 5.6 mile marathons, or to get liposuction or anything like that at all. Most suggestions on how to dump that ugly fat do not really help at all.

If not for the Crusades, the world today would be a stinking sewer of Shariah-complaint nations filled with ignorant, violent, stupid, sick, bigoted, primitive, deluded, misogynistic, intolerant, hateful, backward savages.

This is Jackie Samuel, a 29-year-old New York grad student who charges $1 a minute to cuddle with people. Men and women. At her home. Which she calls “The Snuggery.”

If Tarzan and Jane were Muslim, what would cheetah the chimpanzee be?

I wish I had time to blog about all the subjects suggested to me by my readers, but this one is a no-brainer.

Remember when Coca-Cola put out an online teaser of their Super Bowl commercial depicting an Arab walking through a desert? As expected, the perpetually outraged Muslim lobby shot into action...

If a sheep is not handy, do not insert nearby objects, such as weapons or explosives, into your anus for sexual pleasure...

What bothers me is that Brennan does not understand what jihad is or who our enemy is.

This maid was so severely beaten by her employer she had broken bones and internal bleeding. She had a hot iron put to her head and was stabbed and mutilated with a pair of scissors.

Not only should American traitors abroad who aid and comfort our enemies be legal targets for assassination, they shojuld be moral targets for drone assassination.

Although popular legend blames Napoleon and his troops during the French campaign in Egypt (1798-1801) for having shot the nose off the Great Sphinx, in fact this story just isn't true.

My suggestion is that since Muslims intensely despise pigs, perhaps women should surround themselves with pigs. Sometimes the only way to keep from lying with pigs is to lie with pigs.

I want to blog about pleasant things - of beauty, joy, and happiness. I want to publish images to make my reader's heart soar.

Arab and Iranian news agencies reported last week that Iran sent a live monkey into space in a capsule and returned it to Earth alive.

Some of the readers of my article If Only Sarai Sierra Had Read My Blog She Would not be Missing in Turkey expressed an interest in seeing me do myself in or even better, getting raped, tortured and then killed.

It is amazing how many Turks themselves are under the delusion that their country is tolerant of other religions. But even if Turkey had ten thousand churches, Sarai Sierra would still not be alive today.

While apostasy is illegal in most Muslim countries, it is however supposedly legal in Turkey, technically speaking...