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13 Things Men Say But Do Not Mean


sexy car washSo that we are not forced to be judged as pigs, we sometimes say things we do not mean. Although these are gender stereotypes, this does not mean they do not accurately reflect the truth in a humorous way.
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I Never High-Five Lightly


high-fiving a nearly naked womanI believe high fives should be reserved for game changing homers, not every homer, but ones that reverse a downward slide. My sons and I are not guys that high five lightly.
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Christians Respond to Offensive Film about Jesus Made by Pakistani Muslims


Human Liberation Commission of Pakistan activists shout slogans during a protest against alleged anti-Christian violence (AFP Photo/Arif Ali)Pakistani activists shout slogans during a protest against anti-Christian violence.
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In a Dozen Years Africa Will Collapse


Children of the Ambororo nomadic tribe in south Darfur carrying water in plastic containers for their families. Juba, SudanIf per capita consumption of water resources continues to rise at its current rate, humankind could be using over 90 per cent of all available freshwater by 2025; but there will not be enough for Africa.
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Hookers Are about 5 Bucks a Pop in Iran


misyar marriage - traveler's marriageThe way Misyar or traveler’s marriage works is this: let's say you are a rich old Saudi Muslim and you need to pork some young 13 year old...
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Third World Immigrants and Littering Out of Control


Littering in StockholmWe have all seen those documentaries of third world countries: streets filled with litter, garbage, rusting vehicles, beggars, abandoned animals, running sewage. This is not one of those streets. This is in Sweden.
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The Difference Between American and Muslim Culture


Here in Jalalabad and other cities in Afghanistian, there were demonstrations against the planned burning of a Qur'an. Some people died.One of my visitors disagrees that Muslim culture is ignorant, violent, stupid, sick, bigoted, primitive, deluded, misogynistic, intolerant, hateful, backward and savage.
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13 Things Women Say But Do Not Mean


How to Connect with the Men in Your LifeTo make living with a man easier, women sometimes are forced to say things they do not mean. Although they are gender stereotypes, this does not mean they do not accurately reflect the truth in a humorous way.
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How You Ladies Can Lose that Disgusting Belly Fat in Just 5 Days


How You Ladies Can Lose that Disgusting Belly Fat in Just 5 DaysI am not going to advise you to have barley for breakfast, or run 5.6 mile marathons, or to get liposuction or anything like that at all. Most suggestions on how to dump that ugly fat do not really help at all.
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The Crusades are History - Get Over it Ahmed


Teutonic knightsIf not for the Crusades, the world today would be a stinking sewer of Shariah-complaint nations filled with ignorant, violent, stupid, sick, bigoted, primitive, deluded, misogynistic, intolerant, hateful, backward savages.
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How To Lie Down on the Job and Still Make Money


the snuggeryThis is Jackie Samuel, a 29-year-old New York grad student who charges $1 a minute to cuddle with people. Men and women. At her home. Which she calls “The Snuggery.”
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Very Mean Muslim Jokes


Tarzan and Jane and cheetah the chimpanzee If Tarzan and Jane were Muslim, what would cheetah the chimpanzee be?
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Is The Catholic Church Ready For A Black Pope?


The ObamessiahI wish I had time to blog about all the subjects suggested to me by my readers, but this one is a no-brainer.
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Are There No Arabs Left in the Desert?


Arab advertising is often unafraid to play to stereotypes. Here, a keffiyeh-wearing desert nomad warms his hands at night over a spicy chicken sandwich from Kudu, a chain restaurant.Remember when Coca-Cola put out an online teaser of their Super Bowl commercial depicting an Arab walking through a desert? As expected, the perpetually outraged Muslim lobby shot into action...
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Ask the Vizier - Is Sex Better with Sheep?


Muslim Love SheepIf a sheep is not handy, do not insert nearby objects, such as weapons or explosives, into your anus for sexual pleasure...
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John Brennan, Even If He Is Not a Muslim, Is Unfit to be CIA Director


Muslim infiltraitor John BrennanWhat bothers me is that Brennan does not understand what jihad is or who our enemy is.
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Do Not Go To Work in Saudi Arabia


Sumiati Binti Salan Mustapa, 23, was admitted to hospital in November with broken bones and burns to her face and body.This maid was so severely beaten by her employer she had broken bones and internal bleeding. She had a hot iron put to her head and was stabbed and mutilated with a pair of scissors.
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The One Way Obama Can Make Drone Strikes Cool


Obama Gangnam StyleNot only should American traitors abroad who aid and comfort our enemies be legal targets for assassination, they shojuld be moral targets for drone assassination.
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Racist Idiot Louis Farrakhan Blames Whitey for Destroying Sphinx Nose


Bonaparte Before the Sphinx, (ca. 1868) by Jean-Léon Gérôme, Hearst CastleAlthough popular legend blames Napoleon and his troops during the French campaign in Egypt (1798-1801) for having shot the nose off the Great Sphinx, in fact this story just isn't true.
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How To Avoid Muslim Rapist Pigs


lying with pigsMy suggestion is that since Muslims intensely despise pigs, perhaps women should surround themselves with pigs. Sometimes the only way to keep from lying with pigs is to lie with pigs.
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What I Do and Do Not Want to Blog About: Breasts and 5-Year-Old Non-Virgins


Camilla Luddington and her just-right breastsI want to blog about pleasant things - of beauty, joy, and happiness. I want to publish images to make my reader's heart soar.
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Iran Sends Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Its First Space Monkey, Into Space


The pictures quite clearly show different monkeys, leading to speculation the space launch was a fakeArab and Iranian news agencies reported last week that Iran sent a live monkey into space in a capsule and returned it to Earth alive.
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Poodwaddle Life Clock Tells Me I Will Kick the Bucket in 2042


kill yourself bernieSome of the readers of my article If Only Sarai Sierra Had Read My Blog She Would not be Missing in Turkey expressed an interest in seeing me do myself in or even better, getting raped, tortured and then killed.
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It is a Lie that Turkey Has a Lot of Churches


Kizil Kilise: The Red ChurchIt is amazing how many Turks themselves are under the delusion that their country is tolerant of other religions. But even if Turkey had ten thousand churches, Sarai Sierra would still not be alive today.
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Christian Converts Live In Fear in Intolerant Turkey


conversion from Islam means deathWhile apostasy is illegal in most Muslim countries, it is however supposedly legal in Turkey, technically speaking...
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