Posted on March 9, 2010 09:28 PM

In the tens of thousands of years our species has been on this Earth, there has always been one rule that governed the orderly distribution of community resources: the lead hunter got first dibs not only on the choicest morsels from the hunt but on everything from the warmest part of the cave to the most succulent of the womenfolk.
Posted on February 26, 2010 03:49 PM

The Republicans should take up the banner - point out that this country was founded on saying NO to bad ideas. NO to Taxation without representation, NO to the stamp act, NO to the King, NO to tyranny, NO to subjugation.
Posted on February 19, 2010 04:06 PM

The "tough guy" restored the reverence for the name Mosaad. Let the world stand in awe. Let the bloodthirsty Muslim terrorists shiver in fright. Let every Jew walk with pride. Let every enemy of Israel (as well as of Jews all over the world) know that Jewish blood is precious. Let them know that their every attack against Israel will be met with uncompromising justice.
Posted on January 21, 2010 09:06 PM

How embarrassing. Russia, a one-time super-power is so nearly bankrupt that it cannot even offer scant humanitarian relief to Haiti. The Russians could be honest and just admit that they cannot afford to help in Haiti. But that is not what they decided to do. Instead, they blame America.
Posted on January 11, 2010 04:47 PM

Let's see here. I need to shower, shave, eat some oatmeal (it keeps my cholesterol down), put on my new 'Obama: Change we can believe in' T-shirt, grab my 9mm and a few rounds, hold up a convenience store, and then go buy some crack.......
Posted on December 21, 2009 06:18 PM

So I read this exciting headline over at Newsmax: Moulitsas: We'll Get Killed in 2010.
But on further reading I find out that comrade Markos was only speaking figuratively. What a bummer.
Posted on December 15, 2009 02:08 PM

I have a solution to the Health Care Crisis: it's a beverage I concocted that I want our politicians in Washington to drink. It is important that they down this drink immediately.
Posted on November 15, 2009 02:32 PM

All during the reign of G.W. Bush, the dictator who we were warned was building up power for his Nazi takeover of America, leftists told us that we should be sending more of our troops to Afghanistan where our true enemy can be found, not to Iraq.
Posted on October 14, 2009 05:50 PM

It is believed by many that the highway system, dams, bridges, and other government construction projects created millions of jobs thereby increasing the standard of living; projects which it is believed would never have taken place but for the actions of our government.
Posted on October 12, 2009 07:07 PM

In this youtube video we quickly see the difference between casino CEO Steve Wynn vs Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm.
Posted on October 6, 2009 04:39 PM

It has been fashionable in the past few years for leftists to excuse their hatred for America by pointing out that George Washington, Sam Adams, John Hancock and others were rebelling against their government and that their acts of heroism would today be viewed as acts of terrorism.
Posted on August 28, 2009 04:19 PM

I know with absolute certainty that any program that "helps" the poor by taking money from someone else, actually hurts the poor. The Great Depression was a great depression instead of a short recession precisely because our government socialized our economy with measures that spent our monies on feel good projects that did absolutely nothing to improve the situation.
Posted on August 27, 2009 12:37 PM

Forty years ago, Ted Kennedy came upon a narrow, unlit bridge without guardrails and drove his car off the bridge where it overturned killing Mary Jo Kopechne.
Posted on August 24, 2009 11:45 AM

I was just thinking about some of the emails going around that say, "Hitler took over the car companies, then health care and then he killed the Jews." As if taking over car companies and then healthcare makes it a historical imperative that the killing of Jews follows.
Posted on June 11, 2009 09:29 PM

Leftists, pacifists, and anti-war demonstrators think they are doing the world good by keeping their country from engaging in war. In actual fact, American pacifists in the 1930s made possible the appeasement of Hitler which led to World War II.
Posted on June 3, 2009 07:20 PM

Here's the deal: if a neighborhood has been terrorized by burglars and officers assigned to an anti-burglary unit come upon a fellow at 2 in the morning walking with a mask, gloves, crowbar, rope, lock-picking tools, an empty sack and doesn't live in the neighborhood and is not a construction worker on his way to work, the cops will definitely arrest the guy for the crime of having in his possession tools intended to be used in the commission of a burglary. No doubt about it.
Posted on May 27, 2009 12:53 PM

"If I were a criminal, to confuse police I’d get personalized license plates that say “NO PLATES". At first glance that sounds like a great idea. A cop issuing you a ticket would scribble "NO PLATES" in the appropriate section so that back at the courthouse they would file the citation as uncollectable.
Posted on May 20, 2009 01:51 PM

What is it about Liberals and their obsession with revising history? It is bad enough that useful Jew-idiot Steven Spielberg equates legitimate vengeance by Israelis with the barbarity of a completely unprovoked butchery of athletes at the Munich Olympics in his faux-history film Munich. If these kinds of Jews rule Hollywood then woe to Jews.
Posted on May 4, 2009 03:07 PM

No matter how many times Obama bleats about the mess he has inherited, it is indisputable that the Bush Administration and Senator McCain warned repeatedly about Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac and what eventually became the 2008 financial crisis - starting in 2002 in this Youtube Video.
Posted on April 19, 2009 10:54 AM

First off, let me say that the title "Death to All Offensive Bloggers" does not refer to a new Obama Administration Executive Order requiring that all right-wing bloggers be publicly executed. No, I'm talking about Iran's new push to include the death penalty for bloggers who write about or promote illegal activities, such as apostasy, prostitution, etc.
Posted on April 8, 2009 12:20 PM

That's right: There is Nothing Wrong with Slavery. Consider the fact that a plantation owner has to spend a large portion of his cotton revenues on feeding, clothing, shelter and even medical care of his slaves. Shouldn't slaves therefore feel some debt of gratitude that he takes care of all their necessities of life?