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A reader of mine emailed me the following story: Spewer of vile hatred, Islamic preacher Omar Bakri Mohammed paid £4,000 in cash for a boob job which helped launch his 27-year-old daughter’s pole dancing career, it was reported in the UK paper the SUN this past weekend. This was while Omar was living on welfare in the UK.
I don't have to tell you unless you live in a cave in Pakistan, although even there some Muslim is probably laughing at American stupidity: the bailout package was rejected by the U.S. House of Representatives.
A Martian landing on Earth a few weeks ago and reading blogs or listening to TV News shows about the current campaigns for US President might well be misled into thinking that the race is between Barack Obama and Sarah Palin.
Usually I like Chris Rock's humor. But obviously he has let his blind hatred of Sarah Palin ruin his common sense. 
My previous articles on Muslim Humor and Muslim Jokes were so offensive, so disgusting, so egregiously insulting that I've been asked to offer up some more Muslim jokes. 
The joke goes this way,
Here, for your enlightenment are 13 Myths about Barack Obama, some of which are true and not really myths:
Businesses that use expiration dates for gift cards or certificates are not too bright. A while back I received a $100.00 gift certificate for a local restaurant that had a one year expiration date on it.
So how do Muslim dhimmis and apologists respond to the accusation that Islam not only condones mass killings, bombings, rapes, pedophilia and such but actually encourages those barbarities? By saying that Christianity also encourages the very same things.
I would like to live just like the Sultan of Brunei in the world's largest palace with 1,788 rooms, 257 bathrooms, and a floor area of 2,152,782 square feet but life is not fair.
"Sell fish cheaply to men who already know how to fish and they will soon be begging for fish." 
Earlier this year TV station KATU reported a story about Oregon Mayor Carmen Kontur Gronquist who had lingerie photos of herself posing on the town's fire truck on her MySpace website before she was mayor.
I often get emails scolding me for my cold-hearted attitude toward Muslims. They ask, "How would you feel if most of your family were killed by American soldiers and your country occupied?" T
The Vegetable Orchestra performs music solely on instruments made of vegetables. Using carrot flutes, pumpkin basses, leek violins, leek-zucchini-vibrators, cucumberophones and celery bongos, the orchestra creates its own extraordinary and vegetable sound universe.
There is something about Sarah Palin that leftists abhor. This is not the usual loathing that liberals have for anyone on the right, this is such blind hatred that it has crossed into mental illness. 
Because of the all treaties of "mutual friendship and protection" that were signed during the last Balkan War the great powers got sucked into World War One.
That she would rather try war than give peace a chance has given rise to no shortage of leftist morons like Whoopi Goldberg who view Sarah Palin as a belligerent dictator from the 1930s. 
I went to Catholic school for the fourth grade and it was then that I made my Communion (yes I am an atheist Jew who made Communion). I tried to get out of it by reminding my teacher, Sister Melody, that I was Jewish; I still had to go, according to her, "Don't worry - it's good for you." Earlier in the year I tried the same tactic to get out of Catechism classes and attending mass.
Smooth Stone asked me to help spread the word about the lying leftist blog kings, pass this video on.
One often hears the defeatist whine that it's impossible for us to win in Afghanistan because we are squandering our military resources in Iraq.
I wish I could write that the memory of those who died on 9/11 continues to remind us to stay vigilant but sadly we have only to look at Liberals supporting Barack Obama to see that a good chunk of this country...
Just like cockroaches that you can't get rid of. former Judge and present-day idiot, Roy Pearson is heading back to court. A three-judge appellate court panel has agreed to hear an appeal of the case next month, more than a year after a judge ruled against him.
When Barack Obama suggested that if Americans would only inflate tires and get tune-ups we would save as much oil as all new drilling I did not bother to ridicule him because I believe it is not fair to make fun of unhinged lunatics.
Giving peace a chance is a meaningless phrase uttered by idiot liberals who put their faith in the ultimate goodness of ruthless dictator thugs. I am not that willing to let my life and the fate of the world hang on such a futile hope. 
So there, Bill Maher, you idiot, going back to work after three days means nothing - implies nothing - indicates nothing, and thinking that it does only shows how much you really don't know jackshit about anything.
A lawyer friend of mine who happens to be Jewish sent me this email asking for my opinion on this survey from the Jewish perspective: 5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what THEY liked best about Oral Sex...
I was only 500 miles short of 200,000 miles on my 1989 Honda Civic before it finally died on me. 
A few days ago I read a sickening story in the Advice Goddess Blog of a young boy of 16 whose life was ruined because he had sex with a 14 year old girl who lied to him about her age.
Warren Buffett is an idiot. 99% of his income is in the form of dividends which are currently taxed at 15% (Obama wants that rate to go up to 20%). In order for him and the super rich to pay more in total taxes the capital gains rate would have to go to 33% or more.
Muslims occur in great quantities in nature as well, which this past year has seen the global Islamic population passing the 25% mark and in March of this year the number of Muslims has overtaken the number of Roman Catholics in the world according to a Vatican official.
That's right; the same feeble-minded, gullible dupes that fall for the Nigerian 419 Fraud scams are the same people sending money to the Obama campaign.
Show this photo to some friends and ask them to name the American actor; they should easily identify Morgan Freeman. However this is actually Booker T Washington. Is the resemblance startling or what? 
There are over four thousand species of cockroach and although it would be inaccurate to portray cockroaches in absolute terms I doubt that anyone would care exactly which particular species was infesting their home.
