It never fails: whenever I'm in a hurry some moron and his wife will stand two abreast on the escalator as if nature stopped making humans after they were born. And if I'm unlucky enough, I'll find myself too far back in the line to let these pieces of crap know they are constipating the pipe.
Posted on March 5, 2010 02:55 PM
It never fails: whenever I'm in a hurry some moron and his wife will stand two abreast on the escalator as if nature stopped making humans after they were born. And if I'm unlucky enough, I'll find myself too far back in the line to let these pieces of crap know they are constipating the pipe.
It never fails: whenever I'm in a hurry some moron and his wife will stand two abreast on the escalator as if nature stopped making humans after they were born. And if I'm unlucky enough, I'll find myself too far back in the line to let these pieces of crap know they are constipating the pipe.
Posted on March 4, 2010 09:40 PM
NJ may soon require police officers to check a box describing the type of distraction that led to an accident or summons. On the list: hair grooming, eating, changing the radio, reading, attending to a pet or using a fax machine.
NJ may soon require police officers to check a box describing the type of distraction that led to an accident or summons. On the list: hair grooming, eating, changing the radio, reading, attending to a pet or using a fax machine.
Read the Rest: Driving While Distracted
Posted on February 2, 2010 07:31 PM
It's very simple: if you use a pepper mill, then simply twist a quarter-turn of ground pepper onto a plate, press your index finger on the pepper grounds and whatever sticks to your finger is the right amount to flick into your soup, salad, mashed potatoes, whatever.
It's very simple: if you use a pepper mill, then simply twist a quarter-turn of ground pepper onto a plate, press your index finger on the pepper grounds and whatever sticks to your finger is the right amount to flick into your soup, salad, mashed potatoes, whatever.
Read the Rest: How to Add the Proper Amount of Pepper to Food
Posted on January 27, 2010 08:43 PM
The truth is, even for kids with money graduating college does not mean they will automatically obtain a job simply by applying for one. It has been getting more and more difficult in the past few years and in 2009 only 19.7 percent of college graduates who applied for a job actually have one
The truth is, even for kids with money graduating college does not mean they will automatically obtain a job simply by applying for one. It has been getting more and more difficult in the past few years and in 2009 only 19.7 percent of college graduates who applied for a job actually have one
Read the Rest: Poor College Graduates Do Not Get Jobs
Posted on December 23, 2009 01:48 PM
I was over at the Diary of Why blog where I read her unusual complaint: her new lover is a bit hesitant to engage in coital sex so early in their relationship, although oral sex is no problem.
I was over at the Diary of Why blog where I read her unusual complaint: her new lover is a bit hesitant to engage in coital sex so early in their relationship, although oral sex is no problem.
Read the Rest: My Lover Does Not Want Sex
Posted on November 9, 2009 08:29 PM
I propose that every man woman and child old enough to drive in their state be required to buy car insurance. Violators would be fined and or jailed. Those that cannot afford it would be able to put in for the government option.
I propose that every man woman and child old enough to drive in their state be required to buy car insurance. Violators would be fined and or jailed. Those that cannot afford it would be able to put in for the government option.
Read the Rest: If Universal Health Care is So Good
Posted on November 3, 2009 02:47 PM
I came across this archive post by Beth over at Blue Star Chronicles entitled Celebrities with Bad Plastic Surgery. Beth displayed before and after botched plastic surgery photos of Mickey Rourke, Kate Jackson, and the master of the overdone, Michael Jackson.
I came across this archive post by Beth over at Blue Star Chronicles entitled Celebrities with Bad Plastic Surgery. Beth displayed before and after botched plastic surgery photos of Mickey Rourke, Kate Jackson, and the master of the overdone, Michael Jackson.
Read the Rest: Celebrity Plastic Surgeries Gone Bad
Posted on June 18, 2009 08:28 AM
Has a gloom gathered around your life? Has some former friend been particularly spiteful toward you? Has the downsize demon descended on your place of employment? Has some nasty bank foreclosed on your ancestral home? Did the love of your life abscond with your life savings and leave with your best friend?
Has a gloom gathered around your life? Has some former friend been particularly spiteful toward you? Has the downsize demon descended on your place of employment? Has some nasty bank foreclosed on your ancestral home? Did the love of your life abscond with your life savings and leave with your best friend?
Read the Rest: It matters how you`re going to Finish
Posted on May 18, 2009 09:40 PM
Before you continue reading, I must warn my dear reader that because of the cheap manufacturing process used in making the chairs there is a graphic and unpleasant image of what happened to a particular person's body because of the manufacturing defect. Do not continue if you are the slight bit squeamish.
Before you continue reading, I must warn my dear reader that because of the cheap manufacturing process used in making the chairs there is a graphic and unpleasant image of what happened to a particular person's body because of the manufacturing defect. Do not continue if you are the slight bit squeamish.
Read the Rest: Warning Do Not Buy Walmart Chairs
Posted on April 12, 2009 10:58 AM
Last week in my article Should you Own a Car at All? I wrote, "One of the greatest impediments to the accumulation of wealth in this country is the unnecessary ownership of a car." In response, reader frank argued that in most of the country there is no public transportation and that he and his wife needed two cars because they both worked (he 12 miles away, she 18 miles).
Last week in my article Should you Own a Car at All? I wrote, "One of the greatest impediments to the accumulation of wealth in this country is the unnecessary ownership of a car." In response, reader frank argued that in most of the country there is no public transportation and that he and his wife needed two cars because they both worked (he 12 miles away, she 18 miles).
Read the Rest: Driving with Fewer Cars
Posted on April 7, 2009 09:43 PM
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following sentence three times in succession when symptoms occur:
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following sentence three times in succession when symptoms occur:
Read the Rest: Cure for Constipation
Posted on April 7, 2009 04:11 PM
First let me advance the notion that most people should not own a car at all. Let me give you a few examples: I have a partner who lives one subway ride away from our office near the Holland Tunnel. It would take him about 13 minutes to get to work riding the subway. Instead he drives to work, wasting perhaps an additional 20 minutes for the luxury of being stuck in Manhattan traffic. He parks his car downtown for a cost of $350 per month. He parks his car by his apartment for another cost of $300.00 per month. He pays an annual insurance premium of $1800.00. He leases a new car every few years at a cost of about $700.00 per month.
First let me advance the notion that most people should not own a car at all. Let me give you a few examples: I have a partner who lives one subway ride away from our office near the Holland Tunnel. It would take him about 13 minutes to get to work riding the subway. Instead he drives to work, wasting perhaps an additional 20 minutes for the luxury of being stuck in Manhattan traffic. He parks his car downtown for a cost of $350 per month. He parks his car by his apartment for another cost of $300.00 per month. He pays an annual insurance premium of $1800.00. He leases a new car every few years at a cost of about $700.00 per month.
Read the Rest: Should you Own a Car at All?
Posted on March 27, 2009 01:54 PM
Jumping off of bridges is the best way for a person to commit suicide and so preventing this is not only a waste of money but dangerous as well. If the city goes ahead with its plans, this poor shlub will now have to find a tall building to jump from or to walk in front of a speeding bus and thus possibly injuring or even killing those of us who actually enjoy living.
Jumping off of bridges is the best way for a person to commit suicide and so preventing this is not only a waste of money but dangerous as well. If the city goes ahead with its plans, this poor shlub will now have to find a tall building to jump from or to walk in front of a speeding bus and thus possibly injuring or even killing those of us who actually enjoy living.
Read the Rest: Suicides are not worth 1 Million Dollars
Posted on March 21, 2009 01:37 PM
That's it: smoke a joint - no further advice is needed.
That's it: smoke a joint - no further advice is needed.
Read the Rest: A Cure for the Economic Crisis
Posted on March 10, 2009 06:33 PM
You enter this blog at your own risk, because it will show you a country where up is down and left is right. It is not a made-up nation in a story book, but one that you are living in presently. We will show you your future; not a future that must happen, but one that might.
You enter this blog at your own risk, because it will show you a country where up is down and left is right. It is not a made-up nation in a story book, but one that you are living in presently. We will show you your future; not a future that must happen, but one that might.
Read the Rest: We Should not Help the Poor go to College
Posted on March 5, 2009 11:15 PM
Firing employees is never easy even if they are embezzling, stealing, or being violent or abusive toward your employees or customers. Sometimes, even if it seems you should fire someone, it may not be the wise business decision. Let me explain:
Firing employees is never easy even if they are embezzling, stealing, or being violent or abusive toward your employees or customers. Sometimes, even if it seems you should fire someone, it may not be the wise business decision. Let me explain:
Read the Rest: The Art of Firing Employees
Posted on March 2, 2009 03:25 PM
In a moment I am going to tell you how to clean the inside of your monitor screen, the side away from you that you cannot touch. But first, for the outside screen, if you are still staring at an old glass CRT monitor screen then cleaning it is quite simple: turn off the monitor and spray window cleaner onto a lint-free cloth and clean as you would a regular window. Then buff with a second, clean, lint-free cloth. However, never do this with the newer LCD screens.
In a moment I am going to tell you how to clean the inside of your monitor screen, the side away from you that you cannot touch. But first, for the outside screen, if you are still staring at an old glass CRT monitor screen then cleaning it is quite simple: turn off the monitor and spray window cleaner onto a lint-free cloth and clean as you would a regular window. Then buff with a second, clean, lint-free cloth. However, never do this with the newer LCD screens.
Read the Rest: Cleaning the Other Side of your Monitor Screen
Posted on December 18, 2008 11:13 PM
After the most egregious case of frivolous litigation in American history, The Roy Pearson Chung Dry Cleaner Suit has finally been put to rest. Roy Pearson, the former administrative law judge who unsuccessfully sued his dry cleaner for $54 million over a pair of lost pants, finally lost his case before the D.C. Court of Appeals which handed down its ruling today. So unless Pearson makes this a Federal Case, this ordeal for the Chungs and the rest of us, is over.
After the most egregious case of frivolous litigation in American history, The Roy Pearson Chung Dry Cleaner Suit has finally been put to rest. Roy Pearson, the former administrative law judge who unsuccessfully sued his dry cleaner for $54 million over a pair of lost pants, finally lost his case before the D.C. Court of Appeals which handed down its ruling today. So unless Pearson makes this a Federal Case, this ordeal for the Chungs and the rest of us, is over.
Read the Rest: Why I Never Believed Judge Roy L Pearson
Posted on October 10, 2008 08:50 AM
A few minutes after opening the DOW is already down nearly 700 points and falling.
Read the Rest: Dow in a Perfect Storm
Posted on September 24, 2008 01:35 PM
Businesses that use expiration dates for gift cards or certificates are not too bright. A while back I received a $100.00 gift certificate for a local restaurant that had a one year expiration date on it.
Read the Rest: Beware Gift Cards
Posted on August 11, 2008 08:57 PM
The very wealthy do not need to ask my advice, certainly they can afford to hire financial experts for that. So then why is it that they tend to do stupid, idiotic things anyway?
Read the Rest: The Difference Between Renting and Buying
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