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Posted on March 10, 2010 12:57 PM

Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science.

Read the Rest: Heaviest Element Known to Science Discovered

Posted on January 11, 2010 06:10 PM

I looked it at the photo below and I have to write, ...unbelievable...
Even though this is shocking to see (please do not let children see this) - scroll down to view the photo of a woman with the two biggest boobs I have ever seen....

Read the Rest: Woman With the Biggest Boobs in history

Posted on November 11, 2009 11:37 PM

One of the most important parts of debugging a software program is to test the limits of input. Making sure the program doesn't crash if you enter zero or one million instead of your real age; that is, testing for the limits of input at the extremes.

Read the Rest: Testing For Extreme Conditions

Posted on August 17, 2009 04:17 PM

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:

Read the Rest: The Best Blonde Joke Ever

Posted on July 23, 2009 11:24 AM

I know how it must feel to lose a child, even if you have 25 others. But you have to look on the bright side: you're still alive and there are still dozens of little Bin Ladens running around.

Read the Rest: My Condolences to Osama Bin Laden

Posted on June 16, 2009 02:15 AM

Jodie Marsh with her supersized 32GG implants

On 9 September 1850, California became a state. The people had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets.

Read the Rest: California 159 Years Ago

Posted on May 18, 2009 09:40 PM

Before you continue reading, I must warn my dear reader that because of the cheap manufacturing process used in making the chairs there is a graphic and unpleasant image of what happened to a particular person's body because of the manufacturing defect. Do not continue if you are the slight bit squeamish.

Read the Rest: Warning Do Not Buy Walmart Chairs

Posted on May 1, 2009 06:16 PM

This is also my suggestion for replacing waterboarding as a US torture technique. Force terrorist suspects to lick a pig snout unless they give us the information. I know, I know, it is much too cruel to contemplate using, after all we wouldn't want Muslims in retaliation to force American soldiers to smell Scarlett Johansson's underwear, would we?

Read the Rest: Possible Cause of Swine Flu

Posted on March 23, 2009 07:07 PM

lucky guy wins lotto - finds love of his life

Can you believe it? This guy wins $181 million in the lottery on a Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later.

Read the Rest: An incredible story of luck, love and inspiration

Posted on February 7, 2009 01:36 AM

business sign: We'd Rather do business with 1000 Muslims than with a single Jew

Here is a sign above a shop in in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. One would think that after 9/11, after tens of thousands of Muslim attacks in the word that statements like this would not be tolerated by the local citizenry. The minimum we should expect is some sort mobilization by the Jewish Anti-defamation league against this store owner.

Read the Rest: We Prefer 1000 Arab Terrorists than deal with a single Jew

Posted on January 21, 2009 12:01 PM

I originally thought that passengers should get $10,000 each for being involved in the crash, but US Airways has sent $5,000 to each passenger involved in the New York plane crash after admitting it could be months before they get their luggage back [UK Telegraph].

Read the Rest: Plane crash in New York was no accident

Posted on December 22, 2008 02:06 PM

In a previous article I illustrated graphically how a woman's brain works, Mark Gungor (Website: Laugh Your Way to a Better Marriage) explains in humorous detail how Men's and Women's brains are different in this stand up routine on Youtube video:

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Posted on December 8, 2008 01:04 PM

Well dear readers, it has been one helluva ride but the time has come to move on and do what's right. This may be my last post for some time. This will come as a shock to some of you, but I have made the decision to leave home for a complete year effective this Saturday, 13 Dec 2008. You all know what I think about illegal immigrants and Obama winning the election.

Read the Rest: I am Leaving for a Few Months - Perhaps Forever

Posted on November 22, 2008 07:21 PM

My tax attorney just emailed me this interesting news: because Obama wants every American to get his fair share of the wealth of this country, his first Executive Order will be to the IRS to send every US taxpayer a new "Spread the Wealth" pencil sharpener. This is to help taxpayers to know exactly how much they will need to spread to comply with the new 2008 IRS tax forms. So be watching' in your mail box!

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Posted on June 26, 2008 12:07 AM

Cannoli ala Lorena Bobbitt?Photo by: AmandasuperstarAfter 15 years, Lorena Bobbitt is in the news again. CBSNews, Lorena Bobbitt, 15 Years LaterExactly 15 years ago this week the world first heard the story of John Wayne and Lorena Bobbitt. John Wayne, an ex-Marine, was accused of coming home drunk and raping his wife. Lorena was accused of retaliating by cutting off her husband's penis while he was asleep. Today Lorena is a confident 39-year-old who works as a real estate agent...

Read the Rest: Interview with Lorena Bobbitt

Posted on April 14, 2008 12:18 PM

My friend Mendel stopped by Friday to drop off some hand-made matzohs and to wish me Happy Passover. The caption for this photo is Chicks in a Jacuzzi Relaxing Before Passover, so if you came here looking for hot, steamy Jewish babes, I'm afraid you will be disappointed. For hot, steamy Jewish babes you will have to visit my blog post Why Israelis will win against Hezbollah - Photos IDF Babes. It is interesting to note that the very same...

Read the Rest: Relaxing Before Passover 2008

Posted on April 3, 2008 10:58 PM

Starting May 2, some 130 million U.S. families and individuals will be getting $300 tax rebate checks from the Internal Revenue Service as part of the Economic Stimulus package.

Read the Rest: On What Should you Spend your 2008 IRS Tax Rebate Checks

Posted on March 21, 2008 01:25 PM

If you are wondering if these are real or simply doctored photos, I can assure you that they are certainly very real. I got them from the same place that Reuters and the BBC get Hezbollah and Palestinian atrocity photos.

Read the Rest: New Elliot Spitzer Photos

Posted on February 27, 2008 09:31 PM

My readers who watched the Patriots-Giants Superbowl game no doubt recall two of the three great moments of the telecast. Here is the first when Amani Toomer hauls in a 38 yard prayer from Manning in the first half....

Read the Rest: Three Critical Highlights from Superbowl XLII

Posted on February 6, 2008 01:07 PM

Jesus is the 6th most popular Hispanic name (the 73rd most popular in the whole USA 2005) with Jose the number one Hispanic name for boys (Maria is numero uno for girls).

Read the Rest: Need Help? Call Jesus

Posted on January 29, 2008 05:27 PM

global population will peak near 7.5 billion around 2040 and begin to decline thereafter. However, Muslims continue to have a high birthrate and so, in a few decades after 2040, we can expect the world to be majority Muslim.