
They read all about the Fountain of Youth, claimed by The Spaniards when they arrived there. They collected up all they had left and sent for four Bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed.

I suspect that Hillary has millions of idiot admirers that would still pull the lever for her even if she were behind bars - as well there are millions of idiot anti-Trumpers that would vote for her.

I came across the following photo of Kim Kardashian which reminds me of a blimp butt I don't know why:

I have found an image which represents Obama's notion, quite erroneous, of the power that the Islamic State wields:

We are told that George Zimmerman is hiding. Likewise anyone with that name has to worry now that a black thug doesn't hear his name being mentioned at some retail shop and decide to mete out black vigilante justice. But there is a solution...

Some of you may have noticed that for the past few weeks I have been late posting some of my blog articles. Allow me to explain. I have moved to South America.

The President a few years ago admitted that, as a young boy in Indonesia, he once ate a dog for dinner. Only once?

A faithful reader sent me this email survey which I must admit, I shamefully failed. I ask visitors to my blog to take the survey and see why I was humiliated..

I am really embarrassed: In a previous article I called President Obama an incompetent, double-dealing, lying idiot but I was wrong.

My wife wasn't feeling up to it today, so I had to make four blueberry pies, two turkeys, a French onion bean casserole, hot rolls, gravy, mashed potatoes with sour cream, turkey stuffing, and homemade cranberry sauce all by myself.